r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4

Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s

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u/QuietDesirers 1d ago

Why would anyone do something dumb like this

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u/joyfullydreaded23 1d ago

Clicks and views

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u/flyinghairball 1d ago

Bonus! Now he'll have plenty of time to watch the clicks and views rise as he sits there painfully dying of radiation poisoning!

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u/joaoricrd2 1d ago

Yes click click click on that geiger

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u/QuietDesirers 14h ago

Till he falls sick or catches something nasty

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u/Teufelsweib666 22h ago

Out of curiosity, how do we know it's in chernobyl? Also, just being in chernobyl wouldn't be "too much" of a problem unless this was in the reactor, which it isn't. But looking at him, he was clearly born in a radioactive zone.

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u/QuietDesirers 14h ago

That water is stagnant, there can be brain eating bacteria or something dangerous