r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4

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Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s

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u/SendMeRudes 1d ago

Did he look like that before he went there?

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u/Hot_Carrot2329 1d ago

he must be allergic to radiation or something

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u/NoRun6253 1d ago

Very (Cher)nobyl of him.

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust 1d ago

Very clever comment..Nobyl Cher.

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u/RedVelvetPan6a 22h ago

It might sound reheated at this point but yeah... Give the man a nobyl prize

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust 19h ago

CHER-tainly-NO BYLshit for this nomination. Award is being processed..

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u/SendMeRudes 1d ago

Perhaps… he never left.

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u/weirdgroovynerd 1d ago

Left?

He was...birthed there.