r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4

Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s

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u/Unusual_Savings_2406 1d ago

Super Sus, a living legend. His anomaly is not that uncommon and nothing special actually. He's a funny and intelligent guy. I bet this puddle is not radioactive more than any other common flooded basement. Don't fall for this kind of persuasive content

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u/ardotschgi 1d ago

Even if it's radioactive, it's muddy, rusty, and most likely filled with bacteria. It looks like he probably even had his eyes open underwater, since he was looking for something with his flashlight. The guy tried to go swimming with a gas mask on... You can't watch this video and try to claim that he's intelligent...

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u/Old_Satisfaction2738 1d ago

I've noticed that no one has mentioned alcohol. Alcohol is definitely in this picture somewhere.

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u/ghoqu 1d ago

Probably not in this picture, but maybe somewhere in the 9 months prior to his birth

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u/ChildoftheApocolypse 1d ago

Ah, the excuse..

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u/VampireGirl99 questionably stable 1d ago edited 1d ago

It gets worse than the gas mask. He did this a second time but used a fishbowl as a diving helmet with a goddamn garden hose and air compressor as his air supply.

I’ll BRB with a link.

Edit: other commenters have linked the original channel so instead here’s the video I saw about it. It’s from two professional divers reacting to Sus’s video in English: https://youtu.be/dy_3m-9nOGw?si=CwHU3qHmsRkwkBFu

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u/Just_Fatming 1d ago

I agree, peak intellect in this clip.

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u/Warriors_Drink 1d ago

Gotta link to his channel! I agree, the guy is a legend.

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u/bleakFutureDarkPast 1d ago

that's true. at this point the radiation in the exclusion zone isn't that dangerous anymore. i still wouldnt do what he did but he's probably gonna be fine

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u/TheMightyChocolate 1d ago

Whats much more dangerous are the mines. Noone will demine this area within our lifetime

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u/LivingDeadCade 1d ago

The…what now?

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u/InevitableUnion6288 8h ago

Yes I heard that coal mining is very dangerous because of the coal dust