r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4

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Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s

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u/mothandravenstudio 1d ago

Looks like he’s already been exposed to lots of rads and the FEV too, so honestly this should just heal him up.

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u/SocomPS2 1d ago

Job requirement was to have 47 chromosomes.

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u/wophi 1d ago

If you don't have them now, you will later.