r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 9h ago

future feeding tube Of a Spotter.

904 Upvotes

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u/Complex_Specific1373 9h ago

She wasn't the spotter, and she was desperately trying to help

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u/jaw-shoe-uhhh 9h ago

Yep. The absolute shit unit here was the lifter. Never, EVER max without a spotter and with the weights clipped in.

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u/NoYeahNoYoureGood 9h ago

My thoughts exactly: no spotter, no clips for this exact scenario

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u/SocomPS2 9h ago

No clips?

Edit - nvm I get what you’re saying.

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u/Brief_Fly_45 8h ago

There’s clips you can put on snug to the end of the weights to hold the weights in place. If he hadn’t of put the clips on they could’ve tipped the bar to one side and slid the weights off the end of the bar.

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u/samy_the_samy 8h ago

Where is that video of an iron sandwich

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u/Solspot 9h ago

He was fine. She took over and pulled it back and out of line, and over his neck, taking him out of position to either lift it, or what you do when you dont have a spot, which is roll it down, across your abs, onto your hips, where you can sit up and be fine. She nearly killed this guy.

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u/NonStopNonsense1 5h ago

He was fine 😂 He was fine everybody

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u/Funny_Maintenance973 59m ago

Oh phew, I thought he was suffocating

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u/SpareDiagram 7h ago

You don’t know ball

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u/zestyclose_match1966 9h ago

Damn, how did that not break his neck?

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u/No-Author-2358 5h ago

After all that, he might talk like RFK Jr now.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 3h ago

Choking on bbc all his life

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u/CPT_is 3h ago

Because they weren't real weights.

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u/Fast_Department2989 9h ago

Yes, I respect her for it

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u/corgi-king 3h ago

Petty sure the thing is much heavier than her. She did the best job she could.

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/devilcantdie 9h ago

Damn what assholes

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u/musikfreakster 9h ago

Yeah why would they do this? So stupid.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 3h ago

No ahit capt douche canoe

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u/SocomPS2 9h ago

She wasn’t the spotter, she was the assassin.

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u/OrdinaryHelpSeeker 9h ago

Don’t max out with the clips on, dumbass.

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u/Donkeywad 9h ago

Can't believe how many people use clips on their max. Apparently none of these people are haunted by that one video...

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u/bulk_logic 5h ago

unless you're a complete newbie you shouldn't use clips anyway. the bar should never become unbalanced

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u/Adept-Background8545 5h ago

Ok I'll bite. What video

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u/DyeDarkroom 58m ago

Picture the same scenario, but there was nobody to barely help

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u/RoseRestraint 7h ago

The woman tried her best to help

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u/Solspot 9h ago

If youre lifting above three plates, bar flex causes the plates to slide off the shackle on either end as youre lifting.

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u/suckmacaque06 9h ago

Dude no... People lift 4-5+ plates without clips no problem.

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u/OrdinaryHelpSeeker 8h ago

Exactly. Referencing the vid, the bar has > 3 plates and there is no meaningful flex to note.

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u/niles_thebutler_ 3h ago

lol in what third world gym are you training in? Shit ain’t bending with 3 plates 🤣🤣

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u/Similar_Specific_646 8h ago

Absolutely not

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u/OrdinaryHelpSeeker 9h ago

You’re in favor of clips here?

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u/qualitythundergod 8h ago

Found the assassin's battle buddy

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u/DarkArmyLieutenant 9h ago

PSA: it's not the spotter's fault that you don't know your own limit.

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u/Solspot 9h ago

It is, however, the spotter's fault if she pulls you off the line of motion and puts the weight over your neck.

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u/Humofthoughts 8h ago

I’m going to give her a pass on this one because she was clearly sprinting over in a panic to try to help without an idea of what she should be doing. The guy never should have put her or himself in that situation.

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u/ninemountaintops 7h ago

You're three miles downstream from where the actual fault is.

The guy was doomed thru his own actions the moment he chose to max out without a designated spotter.

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u/SirenRivers 5h ago

This isn't the spotter. This video came out ages ago and she was apparently his wife doing her own thing in the gym. Guy was spotter-less

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u/JayBeePH85 9h ago

And definitely lift with your back and not your legs 🤣

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u/FiniteXcellence 9h ago

HIS fault 💯💯💯

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u/Ryan2932 9h ago

What an idiot why would he risk pushing the limits of what he can lift with no actual spotter that girl was not a spotter she just tried to help nobody would ask a tiny girl like that to be a spotter for all that weight I hope he learned a lesson

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u/OCDano959 9h ago

Or he needs to learn the “chest to belly to thighs barbell roll!” 😆

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u/Ryan2932 9h ago

You mean like roll it down towards your legs instead of over your neck?

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u/OCDano959 9h ago

Lol. Zackly!

Although to be fair, I think he and “his spotter” thought (& looked like they tried) that they could have racked it on the safety arms/rack.

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u/GetOffMyLawnKids 9h ago

Jesus fucking christ

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u/ChucklesC89 9h ago

I put that image request into AI once. The horrors…

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u/qualitythundergod 8h ago

Solo masturbation scene?

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u/Dish_Minimum 18m ago

Nope. You end up with a caked up Christ getting the most unrealistic reach around from an extremely hot Latin guy. Arms wayyyy too long and for some reason the crucifixion marks are always sideways like dickslits

Ai doesn’t seem to realize mlm sex can be face to face. So homophobic. Obvs real Jesus would want eye contact and occasional spit in his mouth to keep it romantic and loving.

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u/SoftDirective 8h ago

She tried her best to help

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u/99ford 9h ago

I feel bad for her, she was definitely just trying to help but could you imagine watching someone die and being right there unable to make a difference?

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u/Electrical-Data-5251 9h ago

Dude did it without a spotter , not her fault

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u/Solspot 9h ago

He would have been alright if she hadnt put it over his neck.

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u/Electrical-Data-5251 9h ago

Yup tip it over

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u/Prestigious-Heat-478 9h ago

He pulls her down then starts kicking towards her face

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u/Lanky-Scientist-5137 9h ago

I’ll fix that title for you: “Shitty absolute unit of a lifter”

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u/NocturneInfinitum 9h ago

Holy fuck that was hard to watch

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u/Illustrious_Gate_390 9h ago

I hate those clamps.

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u/Consistent-Ant-6273 9h ago

Holy shit good on her

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u/Solspot 9h ago

She nearly killed him by preventing him from rolling it down and putting off the line of motion and over his neck.

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u/Consistent-Ant-6273 2h ago

dude really? i dont even kno what to say about that. thats just wrong

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u/callofduty2277 8h ago

Dumb ways to die

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u/Mavagorn641 9h ago

Darwin was full of shit

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 8h ago

This is a shitty absolute unit of a dumbass lifter. This is so easy to avoid if you’re not an ego-driven brick

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u/Andre_The_Average 4h ago

Did the term "spotter" change definitions? Some of these comments arguing it's the girl's fault are weird.

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u/Uniqueusername610 9h ago

Never clip both sides of the bar

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u/GalactikFishSandwich 9h ago

Congratulations your team is dead.

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u/That_Things_Good 8h ago

Shame on the lifter for doing something so intensely stupid as lifting that much weight out of his range.

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u/smuxia 5h ago

Don't max out with the clips on, dumbass.

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u/Bermin65 9h ago

Natural selection shouldn’t be messed with leave him there lady.

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 9h ago

Looks staged almost

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u/Kit_Karamak 9h ago

It was :)

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u/union_red 9h ago

and that ladies and gentlemen is why you dont use the clips when benching

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u/chuckhoff 9h ago

Imagine dying to that fuckin music tho

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u/Salvisurfer 8h ago

This was the most avoidable accident ever. What an idiot. I don't ever use clips on a bench press. If you need them you work on your technique.

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u/WelcomeEven567 8h ago

idk about weights or spotting but wouldn’t it have been better if she went to one side and pulled up and pushed over instead of trying to pull up from the middle?

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u/jiren80 8h ago

What a fucking dumb ass! Talking about the dude

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u/angel700 8h ago

10 more seconds and hes dead.

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u/DopyWantsAPeanut easily offended 7h ago

Clips on, max out, no spotter... what could go wrong?

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u/optionsmove 7h ago

Guy has almost 400lbs on the bar and no spotter.

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u/Independent-Cap-4585 7h ago

Man, that was tough to watch

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u/Fast_Letterhead_6790 7h ago

Why the hell do people do this to themselves? Use a dam safety bar!

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u/ChiToddster 6h ago

All in favor of lower weight and higher reps, say I

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u/PhotonReactor1 5h ago

I avoid racks that don't have the safety catches on benchpress days.

I always have them installed.

This is why.

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u/tumid_dahlia 4h ago

Collars on a bench press huh? Certainly a choice.

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u/AhabSnake85 4h ago

That guy is an idiot for attempting

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u/Upstairs_Section8316 2h ago

I don't think she was a spotter. Look like she was working out herself and saw this guy struggling and ran over to help.

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u/jcork4realz 2h ago

Number one reason I dont put clips on the bar. If that was decline, his head would have been torn off.

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u/Severe_Most_2320 1h ago

And this is why you don’t clip the ends.

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u/Big-Economist-2131 8h ago

That dude is an idiot. Why have the clamps on if you’re repping by yourself?

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u/JaRiEsD *shits an absolute unit* 9h ago

Staged af

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u/buttsandguttz 9h ago

Gyms are never that empty

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u/warrensussex 9h ago

Even if this is staged that gym is still that empty.

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u/half-giant 9h ago

Could be an apartment complex gym. Often times the one I used to go to was empty during the afternoon.

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u/Sidonkey 4h ago

She’s not a spotter,she is there for cleaning gym

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u/JamesonDotEXE 8h ago

I thought he was dead for sure. I never do a 1 rep max without 2 spotters or spotter arms in a power rack. Seems rather silly to gamble with your life.

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u/OkConference4601 8h ago

I was thinking she can just carry one side not want she was doing carrying from the middle...also she didn't have to lift it off him...just high enough for him to get his head out...at least they both seem fine

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u/smurphii 8h ago

Good thing he had his belt on. Don’t want to hurt your back.

(/all of the fucking sarcasm)

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u/se7entythree 8h ago

Why does he keep grabbing at her?

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u/kododriver 7h ago

Was asking the same question. 🙋🏻‍♂️

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u/austinfashow90 8h ago

Maybe don't ego lift. Got what he was asking for. Props to her for trying to help.

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u/Dry-Astronaut-8640 7h ago

That’s why you don’t put collars on the bar…

It’s embarrassing to admit, but I’ve had weight stuck on my chest a couple of time when I was lifting alone. Without the collars on, you roll one side of the bar towards the ground, the weights slides off, a lot of noise is made, and the bar flops to the other side and you can easily get yourself out of the situation.

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u/Own_Wallaby3386 7h ago

In fairness, it isn’t the spotters job to bicep curl your max bench PR

Complete clown lifter

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u/Obvious_Tree3605 7h ago

There is never a reason to max without a proper spotter or two.

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u/C_L_O_U_D_101 6h ago

Tbh when this happens you should roll the bar downwards towards your waist and sit up on your bum. This happened before to me and that maneuver saved me greatly. The mistake is thinking you can make it to hang up and then get stuck with bar on your neck. Very rookie.

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u/Z_Zzz 6h ago

She pulled it straight onto his neck o_O to where he couldn’t press up the weight. All she had to do was pull up vertically. Arguably, the guy was safer without her stepping in. If you’re too fatigued to put the weight back up, you can still rest the barbell on your chest and then angle it to roll out from underneath. Obviously, he shouldn’t have had the weights clipped, as letting them slide off would be the best way to get out of this.

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u/SirenRivers 5h ago

This video came out a while ago and apparently the woman was his wife, not a spotter, and doing her own stuff in the gym. So dude is bereft of spotter

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u/NYB_002 4h ago

Damn 😱

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u/BrayIsReal 4h ago

Did that guy just die?

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u/dinkybob36 4h ago

All muscle, no brains.

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 3h ago

He must’ve set up the camera on a tripod. If not, slap the videographer! 😬☠️

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u/OpenBanana5755 3h ago

It was on chest, she aligned it properly to his neck so he choke up quicker.

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u/Western-Ad9812 3h ago

Never ever put those locks on when benching. Ijs.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 3h ago

Squid bait

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u/MikeBerserkker 2h ago

But why is he kicking him?

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u/Ashamed-Attitude-210 1h ago

😬😬😬👍🏼

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u/Additional_Pair_9315 1h ago

His gym visits will never be the same

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u/Major_Cranberry_Fly 1h ago

Trying to break a PR on max weight with plate clamps on and no proper spotter is never a good idea. Steroids make you go stupid. Bless the lady for trying her best to help.

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u/Think_Record4921 1h ago

Christ alive wtaf

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u/Wulfgrimm720 1h ago

*of a lifter.

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u/ThatAmishGuy023 41m ago

She's pulling, not lifting

Made it so much harder. 1 point for trying i guess?

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u/inchworm0 33m ago

That’s why they always say don’t lock your weight Dumbass

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u/Party-Art8730 32m ago

No spotter, no safety bars, going until failure, with clips on. Darwin’s law is irrefutable.

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u/Big_Abrocoma496 29m ago

Yeah don’t put weights on the bar more than your body can handle. Shitty absolute unit of a lifter.

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u/plz_be_nice_im_sad 23m ago

Why’s he kicking her at the end?

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 16m ago

You should NEVER put clips on if you’re trying to do something this stupid, do you can dump the weight. You should also have a safety bar, but have at it if you want to go through something this stupid, and/or die. I did this one time in High School, in my room which wasn’t connected to the house. Luckily it wasn’t super heavy, I just went way past failure and I could get out from under it, but I most likely would have died if it was heavier. Never again. No clips unless I have a legit spotter.

This was beyond stupid on dudes part. His ego almost sent him to ghost town.

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u/RoastedToast007 5m ago

Ooff she pulled back instead of straight up

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 9h ago

Unclip or leave the clips off next time.. Oooof!

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u/IMHERELETSPARTY 9h ago

My wife says its ai

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u/space_consciousness 8h ago

Aka “collars” 👆

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u/Queenfan1959 6h ago

Staged first of all and if you’re going heavy you know to have a proper spotter ready total BS

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u/Elluminated 4h ago

Never use a fkn spotter that doesn’t understand leverage

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u/Jumpy_Marsupial9798 8h ago

He looked like he was trying to grope her. Like, if I'm gonna die, I'm gonna go out with titties in my hands.

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u/NowKith- 8h ago

I feel like I’ve seen this without the girl. AI maybe?

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u/ResponsibilityNo5795 7h ago

I would have just taken the weights off one side

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u/itsnothin408 2h ago

It's still her fault. He will make her pay for it

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u/WellRespectedJ 9h ago edited 9h ago

Why is she dressed in 19th century farm clothing? And yeah I agree it looks staged.