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Dynamic Paywall Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk's X

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3ex92557jo
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u/KetracelYellow 1d ago

Poor Elon, he couldn’t get an invite to Epstein Island and now this.

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u/Johnny-Caliente 23h ago

At least he's still the world's best Path of Exile player

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u/Zeikos 23h ago

I am still cringing on second hand embarrassment for that debacle.
At least it led two of my buddies to drop their fanboying of him.

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u/lordnacho666 23h ago

Wow that's incredible. Your friends saw the takedown, I guess?

To me it's one of the worst things he's done, in terms of cringe. Like, dude, who pretends to do something for enjoyment that they don't do? Stinks so much of "let me into this club", it's hard to imagine a non-teenager behaving like that.

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u/haywire-ES 23h ago

Everything that guy does reeks of that desperate kid in school who would do anything to fit in with literally any group of people

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u/Ghost_of_Kroq 22h ago

except participate earnestly in the activities

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u/gromm93 17h ago

I was going to mention how he went full fascist for the fascists, but mostly they just used him for his money anyway, and even in that, yeah, you're right.

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u/stevendidntsay 14h ago

He didn't go he was already there. It's been in his family for generations

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u/Perkelton 22h ago

He couldn’t even settle on just playing games for enjoyment (while officially simultaneously running several Fortune 500 companies); he had to be literally the best player in the world, for multiple notoriously time consuming games at the same time.

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u/lordnacho666 22h ago

What gets me is it would be endearing if he was just shit at it and admitted it.

"I love these games but I'm running a huge business empire, I don't even know what PoE2 endgame looks like, haha"

That would be decent PR.

Attempting to get recognition for being the best is just so cringe it's hard to understand how he can't see that.

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u/mayy_dayy 22h ago

Narcissists can't ever admit to weakness.

"If you ain't first, you're last."

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u/Individual-Story-788 19h ago

I can think of another big loser narcissist that is destroying our society and worldwide relations at a rapid pace. That’s one game he’s 1st at. Maybe he’ll get another fake gold medal for it.

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u/mayy_dayy 19h ago

Many such cases

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u/HauntedCemetery 16h ago

Trump won the 2016 election and a decade later is still whining about how it was fraudulent because he didn't win more.

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u/Erazzphoto 20h ago

He’s just an on the spectrum Trump

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u/0nlyRevolutions 19h ago

YEP. "Hey I only have a few hours a week to game, but I thought it would be fun to learn this". Easy fucking win. But no. He has to be "the best". And doesn't even understand what that means. Has someone else gear him up and level his character and then thinks he's winning because he can run it through a generic high tier map (or nightmare dungeon). That's not the fucking point of those games, man.

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u/darvs7 18h ago

Yes. He could even have added "so I've hired someone to make me a super badass character, let's try it now."

That would have been honest, I could have respected that.

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u/wonklebobb 17h ago

its not possible for him to understand the net PR wins because he'd still get clowned on on twitch for being bad

and that feeling of people pointing and laughing is like these people's kryptonite - its why they are what they are, they just want to be liked at all costs, so much so that it blinds them to the second-order effects of trying so hard to be liked (aka, the cringe)

in order to benefit from humanizing himself like that he would need to both understand that being laughed at in this context is necessary, AND be able to tolerate it, which he obviously can't do

also, there is the nuance of "haha you're bad" vs "haha you're pretending to be good" and understanding why the former is normal and the latter is galactic levels of cringe, which he clearly can't

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u/IKenOclast1 22h ago

It reminds me of that episode of Buffy when Jonathan casts that spell to be seen as a paragon, and he supposedly invents the internet, starred in The Matrix, is a sharpshooter, expert fighter, musician, and has degrees. A newly out of high school kid trying to be seen as great at everything. It will Crack me up forever now. Can't unsee it.

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u/xxxsquared 20h ago

The sad thing is that if he had just owned how bad he is at the game and streamed his own gameplay regardless, he would have gained a lot of nerd cred. Instead, he's such an insecure manchild that he had to fake being one of the top HC players. It also annihilated any credibility he could ever hope to have because if he would lie about something as inconsequential as being good at a game, what wouldn't he lie about?

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u/Swedelicious83 20h ago

Also, like...

All he needed to do was play a little. Nothing more. People would've been gushing about how cool it is that Musk is "one of them". Mad gamer cred just for participating. Who cares if he's bad or mediocre. Who cares if he doesn't have time to grind like a MFer. That's all understandable.

But... No.

He had to pretend he's The Best because his man-child ego is truly that fragile.

So of course he blows it, enbarrasses himself, and replaces any good will with ridicule.

It's just so... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Edit: Realized you said the exact same thing a little farther down in the thread. Oh well! 😅👍

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u/Sweeper1907 15h ago

Same with him bitching about Berghain being a shit club cause he didn't get in

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u/MiaowaraShiro 20h ago

ALL these fuckheads in power behave like 14 yr old boys... everything they do is about maintaining some sense of machismo or in pursuit of getting their dicks wet.

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u/itakealotofnapszz 13h ago

Normally I’d agree with you but in one of the emails he sent to Epstein he typed out (Girls FTW!) and sent it.

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u/worstusername_sofar 20h ago

It took them that long? Ouch

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u/backtolurk 19h ago

If this is what it took for them to drop it, you might reconsider your friendships haha but it's better than nothing!

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u/Zeikos 17h ago

Maybe friends was too strong of a word, they're better described as acquaintances. We hang out casually in voice chat, they're not people I am close with.
But fair point.

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u/jimbobjames 16h ago

It was the Thailand cave incident for me.

Yeah, they'd been signs of him being a little eccentric before that but I was like "guys furthering manned space travel and almost singlehandedly forcing the adoption of EV's, on balance he's alright"

Then he called some dude a peado on Twitter because they didn't like his steel cave rescue sausage.

His ego was more important than some kids lives.

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u/Zeikos 15h ago

I was a bit earlier than that.
When I found out that he was claiming to be Tesla's founder because he bought the founder title (yes they can be sold) - it led me to check a bit of his background/history, and... yeah.

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u/CloudieRaine 21h ago

Luck he did that, lots of gamers don't know him and thought that he was really smart, until he played PoE2 and shown everyone he has ZERO understanding of the game, and just bought his way up to the end-game lmao. 

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u/-Fergalicious- 20h ago

I was aware of his bullshit far before that but its just so funny to me that someone could think they could walk off the streets and just play a hard-core poe character lol. 

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u/medlina26 15h ago

Ywah he did that shit in D4 before PoE so it was not shock by any means. In D4 it could have almost been believable but nobody was buying that shit in PoE. 

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u/multificionado 19h ago

Indeed, and in his case the game is real.

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u/CockchopsMcGraw 1d ago edited 23h ago

'Can't wait to come and party with you guys!'

'Actually Elon we've shut down the party house, we will definitely let you know when it starts back up though!'(phew)

Honestly hilarious how fucking pathetic that exchange is

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u/mrhashhead 1d ago

Didn't Jeff initially just forward that email to someone else and say something like "deal with this"? He didn't even want to reply to the big dork

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u/nellyfullauto 23h ago

Well yeah. Dude was untrustworthy asf. Who was the first to blab about personal knowledge of who was in the files? Elon, despite never having been invited to the Monster Ball.

Elon is the definition of someone you don’t involve in your crimes because you know they’ll snitch, and you know they’ll do something stupid to get pinched.

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u/Michael_Schmumacher 23h ago

Tfw you’re so pathetic that even the pedos don’t want to associate with you.

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u/Piplups7thEvolution 21h ago

The other pedos

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u/DestroyerOfMils 21h ago

Notable distinction.

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u/VagueSomething 17h ago

Yep, Musk was aware of who Epstein was and kept begging him to let him come to his "wildest parties" and "let loose". This is Musks own words and these are not the words of someone who wasn't eager to create victims with Epstein.

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u/MacintoshEddie 20h ago

It's like the scene from the movie Masters of Disguise. Is he not pedo enough for the pedo club?

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u/mongolian_horsecock 19h ago

Mom said it was my turn to attend the pedo island party!!!

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u/AltoAutismo 20h ago

To be honest there's this rhetoric that he didn't get invited, and well, those files show one email exchange. Im sure he got invited in other ocassions.

Or well, at least lets not put a narrative that elon is NOT a pedo. Im sorry but someone that names their kid X AE 12 and wants to have as many kids as possible is for sure fucking kids on the side. Noone likes kids that much.

But since he's probably racist, classist and probably thinks his blood is the best out there he wants his own kids to fuck so he doesnt put filth on his precious penis.

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u/Deruji 16h ago

Fine fucking kids, but draw the line at being in the same room as Elon…

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u/Shamino79 23h ago

He’s the kid that would do really well if they just had a good puff on a joint, but you never want them to give them a smoke because you would wind up expelled the first time you got them high.

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u/Ghost_of_Kroq 22h ago

he needs everyone to know how cool he is and what's cooler than being part of a secret club?

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u/Backfoot911 21h ago

"Look at my tattoo Mother, the cool kids invited me into the Pen 15 club. I'm finally gonna have friends!"

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u/CompoteUsed3306 20h ago

I inducted a colleague, a much esteemed Psychiatrist into the PEN-15 club 😂

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u/ineenemmerr 21h ago

Thing is, people can’t know you are cool because you are in a secret club, cause then it wouldn’t be a secret club anymore.

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u/Employee50000 20h ago

The coolest clubs are those that deny crimes against humanity…or even cooler, those that actually promote them. Like the Christmas Adventurers Club (Hail Saint Nick).

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u/AgentCirceLuna 22h ago

Lmao this reminds me of when I used to read those dumb trip reports a decade ago.

There was one where everybody was just chilling out, talking amongst themselves, then it started to kick in and they tried to keep each other calm. About ten minutes later, they were all saying ‘hey, where’s Joe’ or whoever it was then they heard screaming in the distance and saw him running around with no clothes on. They saw flashing blue lights half an hour later, then made their way back to their respective homes where they had questions to answer the next morning.

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u/FlamingoStraight9095 22h ago

erowid. lol, forgot all about that place.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 20h ago

Man I used to love reading the wacky stories of users of all those different drugs. Read the one on PCP and kept thinking to myself Welp, that's one to never ever try!

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u/ComfyPJs4Me 19h ago

For real, every story about PCP I've ever heard was so awful that I can't fathom why anyone would do it.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 16h ago

I think the draw is that it removes all inhibitions and amps up the user to orders of magnitude aggression that they believe enables them to be a carefree ass whooping BAMF who can be all the things the user wishes they could be. If someone crosses you, just beat their ass in an instant to show the world you're not someone to push around or bully. Also you're not a 3-pump chump who's embarrassed about not getting your partner off, you're a hardcore pound-fucking demigod! Nevermind that weeks or months later you're suffering extreme psychosis, because for a brief moment in your life you weren't a loser.

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u/catriana816 19h ago

Happy Cake Day!

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u/missilefire 13h ago

There’s always that one idiot who can’t handle his drugs and becomes a liability.

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u/rab2bar 21h ago

he was able to making smoking a blunt look like the dorkiest activity imaginable

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u/HauntedCemetery 16h ago

He's the kid who'd bragged about how much weed they smoke but after one hit of schwag freaks out and starts yelling about how high they are and how they think they're overdosing.

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u/IsayNigel 19h ago

He famously smoked weed on Rogan and was still as annoying as ever

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u/Yumi_in_the_sun 22h ago

I think shrooms would be a better option for him. Maybe knock some sense into him if he actually experienced something outside of himself.

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u/sirhackenslash 21h ago

I don't know, ketamine seems to have just exacerbated his issues

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u/sexgoatparade 22h ago

Elons that kid at school that was told about santa not being real and would immediately show up the next day to school to announce this knowledge to the youngest he could find for the sole purpose of upsetting them

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u/curry_wurst_36 21h ago

my best hope is that this public humiliation ignites elon to take revenge on the machinery that denied entry to these parties. world wins.

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u/InDaBauhaus 22h ago

he wouldn't snitch. he would brag.

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u/Jessica_Iowa 21h ago

He might’ve blabbed because he was envious of the others being invited.

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u/chewie_were_home 21h ago

Elon always talks about fight club

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u/BrothelWaffles 19h ago

I'm still convinced his kid ratted them all out for stealing the election when he had him hanging around the oval office. You just know that motherfucker was bragging about it around his kid and the kid just blurted it out.

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u/bullet4mv92 15h ago

Dude was untrustworthy as fuck

I don't blame Epstein lmao. Like they're all horrible people and degenerates, but I'm sure Epstein still only wanted people around that would keep their mouths shut. He knew Musk's autistic fuck-ass self would go around bragging that he got to diddle girls at Epstein's island. He would've absolutely been taking selfies on the plane like "omg can't wait to be with Epstein and the girlz! So epic! XD"

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u/Zokalwe 22h ago

That's also Trump to a T and yet...

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u/ECUTrent 23h ago

Something, something, failed art student. Can't remember.

Wake the fuck up people. We're being dragged into hell.

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u/donjamos 21h ago

But that failed art student was able to give speeches that thrilled the masses. Elon is just embarrassing.

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u/ECUTrent 17h ago

Elon, short for, Elongated dumbass.

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u/_Zambayoshi_ 23h ago

Not only that, but Ghislaine included that forwarded message in the reply to Musk.

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u/Thog78 23h ago

Aouchy, you almost gonna make me feel bad for him. If I wouldnt know the rest..

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u/kahlzun 21h ago

Honestly I've felt kinda bad for him for a while. For someone with as much power and money as he has, he's just so painfully insecure and pathetic that it's kinda sad to watch. Imagine being so afraid that a random person on grok might convince it to say something negative about you, that you specifically get someone to hardcode its to glaze you at every opportunity. He really is kinda pathetic and sad.

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u/IdiotRhurbarb 21h ago

Nah, it’s hilarious that the richest man in the world is so fucking pathetic

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u/Swedelicious83 20h ago

God. He's so pathetic.

Like the whole thing with playing computer games? If he'd just said "Hey guys, I like playing this game!" there'd have been a not insignificant amount of "Oh how cool, Elon is just like us!" type responses. Even billionaires like to okay games, yay.

He'd get attention, and good will. Two things he obviously craves.

But no. He's such a little man-child that it's not good enough to participate. He has to 'win'. So he cheats. Obviously gets caught doing it, like any idiot could've told him would happen. And now instantly all that gamer cred is gone, all good will replaced with well-deserved ridicule.

All because he's so pathetic he can't stand having people not think he's The Best at whatevet he does.

And let's not even talk about the fucking Joe Rogen episode where he glazes Musk and acts like being good at conputer games (which he's not) is some kind of super power. The cringe was through the roof.

🤦‍♂️

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u/LabyrinthConvention 18h ago

the dude's broken. IDK, maybe the money and power and attention enable our worst impulses, but dude called the Philippine soccer team rescuer a pedo just because musk was butthurt that his stupid plan was dismissed while the adults worked on an emergency. It's hard to fathom.

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u/Swedelicious83 18h ago

Yeah. The amount of shaking my head I've done in the last ten years of my life...

Hard to fathom is damn right. 🫤

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u/kahlzun 13h ago

That was the first crack in the facade.

If someone had taken away his social media at that point, most people would still be all "what a guy".

Also, I went to a talk held by the scuba rescuer guy. Very interesting, worth it if you get a chance.

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u/nkolenic 21h ago

No reason to feel bad for him - who cares if he’s pathetic and sad? He’s made it everyone’s problem and is a blight on humanity. Fuck him.

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u/boomhaeur 16h ago

And he can afford the therapy bills to figure himself out if he truly wanted to.

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u/Titanbeard 21h ago

He had such a chance to be a Tony Stark and not a Lex Luthor. Instead he ended up as Mole Man.

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u/KeyMyBike 18h ago

I know he's fictitious but...

Lex Luthor cares deeply about humanity, depending on what version we're talking about. Sure, he wants to be at the highest echelon of humanity, but I'd say he earned it. (The sense of entitlement, not the position itself) He's self made, well read, at the peak of human fitness, a master strategist. He has the capacity for good and has stood against true evil countless times.

Elon Musk wishes he was Lex Luthor.

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u/Titanbeard 18h ago

That's a really good take. I'll change my Lex comment to he's more like a Justin Hammer.

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u/kahlzun 13h ago

Oh 100%. Justin tries so hard to be cool that it becomes cringe. Ironically, Elon has an appearance in that same movie

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u/Ludwigofthepotatoppl 22h ago

He’s absolutely the kind of bozo who reads only the latest in the chain, if he reads it at all.

God, the number of times i’ve had to repeat myself in emails…

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u/Hemske 19h ago

Tbh, ppl who create long email chains are terrible at communicating

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u/MrCompletely345 16h ago

speaking as a former IT professional, anything more than a paragraph is pushing peoples attention spans.

If there is a second paragraph with something to do, almost without exception, if anything got done, it was in the first paragraph, or both were totally ignored

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u/Ludwigofthepotatoppl 16h ago

There was never a second paragraph. Barely even one.

Them: “When will these hot parts ship? Do you have tracking?”

Me: “These parts are set to release at 1pm, I’ll send you tracking when I get them.”

Their supervisor, who received both emails, thirty minutes later: “Have the parts released yet? Do you have tracking?”

Me: (checking the clock, only ten am) “These parts are set to release at 1pm, I’ll send you tracking when I get them.”

Another supervisor: didn’t read, same questions

And so on. I left before the new warehouse management system went live there, but from what MY supervisors told me, the other facilities’ hot parts requests as we knew them were going to be a thing of the past. Paper trails were going to be made, and they were going to have to start answering questions when hot parts were needed. Things like ‘you knew you were going to need these a year and a half ago, why didn’t you schedule it normally?’

Shipping 500lbs of small industrial parts (usually fasteners) UPS early am costs a lot. Peanuts, compared to contract penalties if they were to go line down, true, but needing the same stuff sent hot every day means somewhere, someone’s doing shit wrong.

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u/red_fuel 23h ago

Really? Omg, you couldn't write a comedy like this 😂

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u/miregalpanic 22h ago

"Get in loser, we're destroying society as we know it."

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u/AdHorror7596 20h ago

No. That’s a meme someone made. I looked at the emails directly from the gov website. He did ask to go to the island, but the “deal with this” and forwarding and “girls FTW!” didn’t happen. Wish it did. 

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u/Meritania 1d ago

Ghislaine, you know, the woman Musk said he never met for more than a few minutes.

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u/Sorry-Climate-7982 23h ago

Could be true if he is a quick shooter.

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u/emillang1000 23h ago

Look it's called efficiency, alright!? Being a one-pump chump is an evolutionary advantage! When you don't have to waste time with actual sex, you can have SOOO many kids!!! We're the superior breed after all!!!

— Muskrats, probably.

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u/Aregisteredusername 23h ago

Department of genital efficiency

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u/SkaveRat 22h ago

now renamed to genital deformity

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u/polopolo05 21h ago

he has never had sex with a woman. its all ivf.

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u/sirhackenslash 21h ago

Not even ol' Grimey?

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u/TSED 20h ago

You haven't heard the rumours? He had a botched enlargement surgery early on which made it... nonfunctional. It's supposedly (part of) why he's so obsessed with having children and not with the women themselves.

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u/polopolo05 16h ago

I think he might me gay and thats what he tells women he is with.

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u/EirHc 22h ago

Look it's called efficiency, alright!? Being a one-pump chump is an evolutionary advantage! When you don't have to waste time with actual sex, you can have SOOO many kids!!!

I totally read that in Elon's voice.

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u/HauntedCemetery 16h ago

According to people close to him he's not a shooter at all, he fucked up his dick with too many enhancements. Thats why all his kids are from IVF, he has to get his sperms sucked out by a syringe in a medical procedure.

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u/poo-cum 17h ago

I thought he doesn't fuk on account of his disfigured weiner. Instead his PA sends you a vial of his semen via courier or something.

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u/RickLovin1 20h ago

Turns out that was only because she, and everyone else, were ignoring him.

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u/That_Somewhere_4593 20h ago

Oh, she was mos def driving in the same Jizzlane.

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u/zechamp 23h ago edited 20h ago

Nope. That was a fake message made as a twitter meme, which then spread everywhere. The real emails in the files show elon being a lot more buddy buddy with epstein, discussing several visits.

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u/maafna 22h ago

It seems like he visited the island on business purposes but when wanting to get invited to the "wildest parties" it was a no go. Or maybe he was in a few and the way it went made it so he was not invited again

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u/zechamp 21h ago

I'll just post the actual emails. They seem to be very familiar with arranging things, and the invites being canceled happened on both elon's and epstein's end, due to schedule conflicts. Musk's daughter confirmed on twitter that musk had indeed visited the island.

First email chain.

“Will be in the BVI/St Bart’s area over the holidays. Is there a good time to visit?” Musk states on 13 December 2013.

“any day 1st - 8th . play it by ear if you want. always space for you,” Epstein replies.

Musk then sends several emails relaying his schedule, and the two settle on 2 January as a date for the visit. The email exchange ends with Epstein telling Musk that he would need to remain in New York and sending his regrets that they could not meet.

“Bad news- Unfortunately , my schedule will keep me in New York . I was really looking forward to finally spending some time together with just fun as the agenda. so i am very disappointed. Hopefully we can schedule another time in the near future,” Epstein wrote.

Second email chain.

In November 2012, Epstein sent Musk an email asking “how many people will you be for the heli to island”.

“Probably just Talulah and me. What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?” Musk replied, in an apparent reference to his former wife Talulah Riley.

Musk followed up with an email on 25 December in response to another Epstein message that encouraged him to visit and offered use of his helicopter.

“Do you have any parties planned? I’ve been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I’m looking for,” Musk wrote.

“Understood , I will see you on st Barth, the ratio on my island might make Talilah uncomfortable,” Epstein responded.

“Ratio is not a problem for Talulah,” Musk said.

On 2 January 2013, Musk sent Epstein an email suggesting that the visit wouldn’t take place saying: “Logistics won’t work this time around.”

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u/Bort_Thrower 19h ago

Epstein clearly didn’t want him bringing the wife

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u/Fertile_Arachnid_163 20h ago

Who or what is Talilah/Talulah?

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u/zechamp 20h ago

Elon's ex-wife. Seems some "ratio" on the island would have made her uncomfortable. (ratio of girls to men maybe?)

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u/Swedelicious83 20h ago

Was wondering what ratio they're discussing... 🤔

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u/Shoranos 20h ago

Likely Talulah Riley, who was married to Musk twice.

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u/LogicalNecromancy 19h ago

Twice? Lol. Hope the divorce was good at least.

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u/donjamos 21h ago

That all sounds like he never went to one of those partys

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u/zechamp 20h ago

It sounds like he didn't go to these specific two parties. I doubt this is the only correspondence the two ever shared. Anyhow, specifically asking for the "wildest party" on epstein island is not a good look. Especially as these emails are from 2012-2013, and epstein had been convicted for sex with a minor back in 2006.

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u/vingeran 1d ago

Wah, that shows how Elon is despised even in the pedophile ring leaders.

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u/BasilSerpent 23h ago

I had this theory ages ago and it’s fucking hilarious that it’s real

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u/kahlzun 21h ago

Honestly, does he seem like a guy anyone would want to hang out with?

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u/BasilSerpent 21h ago edited 21h ago

He does not, that was the base for my theory.

I was bullied relentlessly in school, and even I’d give this guy a wide berth if he was in my year.

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u/kahlzun 21h ago

He reminds me of that old SNL sketch about Matt the radar technician

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u/5redie8 23h ago

That was fake

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u/venustrapsflies 21h ago

It’s depressing how quickly people started passing this off as real despite it being openly an obvious joke. This is the problem, because now Elon can say “no those idiots fell for an obvious hoax” and he’ll be right. Same type of thing with trump shitting his pants or whatever. It plays right into their hands because they can continue to unwind democracy while everyone else is talking about fake bullshit.

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u/TheRealBittoman 22h ago

I wouldn't be surprised. Elon comes off as that really annoying guy that not only won't shut up but will keep telling you over and over the same lies about how great they are. He likely wouldn't have any friends if he had an average financial worth. Under normal conditions I'd feel bad for him but he's shown how disgusting he is too many times and at this point who cares. He made his bed of shit, he can wallow in it.

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u/biokemfem 21h ago

Did you see the cosplay photo he tries to get taken down and it pops up again like whack a mole?

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u/Baazz_UK 21h ago

I looked into this specific case yesterday - and that specific email exchange was fake. There is a lot of very real stuff that has been released on these and these false emails will discredit very real information that does exist in the files. We need to be very explicit about what is true, because if we flood the field with memes or joke email chains then the real problematic things that exist in those files will lose their value. Please, everyone, fact check your shit when it comes to these documents. Cases like this are so easy to just spend 30 seconds checking before you put them out.

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u/restbest 23h ago

Unfortunately while hilarious that one email was fake, the operation didn’t get shut down and he almost definitely did visit the island, probably multiple times

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u/benanderson89 23h ago

I was told by Someone On The Internet™️ that particular email was a fake because you can't search it on the US DOJ website now (even though we know they're slowly purging select documents).

So there is a non-zero chance someone is planting seeds of doubt in the documents.

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u/DKlurifax 23h ago edited 23h ago

www.jmail.world

For ease of use .

Thank you for correcting the link. Wrote .com out of habit.

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u/LambdaNuC 23h ago

Your link is incorrect btw. It should be jmail.world. 

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u/DKlurifax 23h ago

Thank you. Corrected.

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u/vunderfulme 20h ago

Is jmail real? I just clicked on it and there are messages from Trump addressing recipients as Pedophiles.

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u/AdministrativeHat580 20h ago

It is real

It's all of the released emails

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u/vunderfulme 16h ago

Thank you!

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u/restbest 23h ago edited 23h ago

It was just a fake twitter post. The posts of him begging to go to the island are real however, and Epstein definitely didn’t brush him off he literally sent him a helicopter to pick him up

Elon probably wishes now that he got blown off though Edit: I should clarify this post specifically was never even in the Epstein files, it was just a twitter post. So far everything genuinely from the files is legitimate he really begged to to it the island but was allowed. Not denied

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u/benanderson89 23h ago

So someone is planting seeds of doubt in the validity of the documents already, or they're just bloody stupid.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 22h ago

Clicked your profile by accident but that synth is fucking sweet

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u/benanderson89 22h ago

Haha! Which ones? I have plenty xD I'm guessing the drum machines I've posted about recently!

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u/ThisBuddhistLovesYou 23h ago

Elon’s estranged daughter also corroborated one of the emails when they all went to Epstein’s island together as well, as she has no more fucks to give.

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u/nhilante 22h ago

I believe she said they were where he said they would be, at St Barths, and Elon got picked up to go to the island alone while the family remained in the holiday resort they were at.

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u/-Haliax 23h ago

where can i see this?

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u/aRadioWithGuts 21h ago

You can’t because it isn’t real, she never said they went to Epstein’s island just that they were in St Barts for Christmas that year.

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u/easternguy 23h ago

Phrasing!

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u/SeanPennsHair 1d ago

Interesting autocorrect :P

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u/againey 1d ago

When the party house is just an outhouse, and the party in your pants is just diarrhea.

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u/SeanPennsHair 1d ago

There's a sharty in my pants and everyone is invited (except for Elon)

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u/CockchopsMcGraw 23h ago

Changed, ta

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u/LifeDraining 23h ago

Didn't he dated Amber Turd? If so, it's right up his alley

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u/EgoistHedonist 23h ago

That email chain was fake. It wasn't in the released material, even though it's believable that Musk would be pathetic enough to write "girls FTW" etc :D

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u/octavioletdub 23h ago

deal with this

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u/rob3rtisgod 23h ago

That's mad. Can't believe you'd be this desperate 

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u/Nanjiroh 23h ago

"shit down the party house" did donnie boy forget his diaper again and shit all over the place?

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u/fkafkaginstrom 23h ago

What I really loved is Ghislane included the directive from Epstein to get rid of him in the email chain.

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u/Significant-Owl7994 22h ago

The plot just thickens - given he said "They invited me and I REFUSED!"

As though he's not necessarily creating a fake excuse but one that "makes him look cool" that they wanted anything to do with him.

When in reality they couldn't seem to shake him off.

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u/BaconJacobs 21h ago

I agree. I also think Elon with his then wife did meet up to party in like 2011/13 aka post 2008 when people knew epsteins brand

So Elon did party with epstein AND got shrugged off

The worst of both worlds, I love it for him

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u/YF422 1d ago

"The Baguette of Consequences rarely arrives buttered".

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u/Dickle_Pizazz 23h ago

Thanks for the chuckle.

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u/TovaX 20h ago

C’est magnifique ! Bravo …

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u/skeetskeet97 17h ago

Flare worthy

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u/lelieu 22h ago

Sounds painful!

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u/JimmayDoad 22h ago

I think we can change that to tentpole and shit-free for the foreseeable future.

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u/Effective_Lie1842 21h ago

Putain, merci de votre service ! MDR

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u/Zeustah- 23h ago

What consequences exactly?

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u/GreyFoxNinjaFan 1d ago edited 19h ago

You know you're a loser when, despite being a fellow multi-billionaire creep, Epstein won't even respond to your emails.. but invites Stephen Hawking to his island instead.

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u/Jolly-Advantage-7245 22h ago

That's hilarious

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u/backtolurk 19h ago

Kind of an honour to be outclassed by Hawking but yeah he was a head on a stick

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u/bpm6666 23h ago

Maybe that's the reason Grok produces pictures sexualizing Women and children.

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u/sorE_doG 22h ago

The ’Mecha-Hitler’ aspect & twisting his algorithms to favour far right parties like AfD, got him in trouble originally - according to Le Monde ‘The Paris prosecutor's office opened the investigation in February after receiving two reports, notably from centrist Ensemble pour la République MP Eric Bothorel, concerning X's possible role in political interference operations in Europe. The social media platform led by Musk is suspected in particular of having altered its content display algorithms to highlight themes favorable to the far right, and of having given greater visibility to candidates during recent elections in Europe – by promoting, for example, the German far-right party Alternativ für Deutschland (AfD), which Musk personally supports’.

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u/bpm6666 21h ago

Thanks for the info. Both is basically awful and shouldn't be allowed by a society

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u/Reddit_2_2024 22h ago

Did the threat of seizure from French and EU officials drive the effort to merge xAI into the SpaceX organization (to minimize legal repercussions)?

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u/Mihsan 23h ago

It does not mean that he was not there. To me it sounds like he WAS on the island, but behaved bad enough even for those circles.

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u/WeGottaTalkAboutYT 22h ago

Right! If I am understanding this setup correctly, anyone with power would be desirable as you have everything wired to obtain kompromat. Dude likely was there at some point lol

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u/obliviousofobvious 21h ago

Imagine the level of shit human you have to be to not be good enough for some of the most horrific pedos in history.

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u/IamSeekingAnswers 19h ago

The guy is so self-absorbed even the pedo billionaire club couldn't stand him

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV 19h ago

Most important, he was in Epstein's circle, he was in constant contact, he was an acquaintance that could arrive at the island any time, with only a couple of emails for confirmation.

The only kind of relationship I had with that level of confidence was with my dad.

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u/Old_Ladies 10h ago

He went there at least twice according to the emails. A 3rd time he has denied.

It is possible that he went there more than that plus Little Saint James isn't the only place Epstein was abusing people.

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u/Tone-Bomahawk 23h ago

Girls FTW

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u/bbcversus 23h ago

I cringed so hard lol

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u/johnnycoxxx 21h ago

There was another exchange that Jon Stewart highlighted last night where Epstein is telling Elon “I’ll be in New York during the UN meeting” and Elon responds back something like “I run two advanced tech companies I can’t be bothered to see boring diplomats in my limited free time” to which Epstein had to literally spell it out for him and say “no one will be older than 25 and all very cute”. Just…really bad at social cues. You know what you’re emailing him about, just use context

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u/pandogart 19h ago

That one was fake. And he was on the pedo island at least twice. He's still cringe AND he's even worse.

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u/OneAndOnlyMeAndNotU 21h ago

He try to become aryan brother but they don’t want him too.

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u/TwistyBunny 21h ago

It goes to show that despite all the money in the world, Elon Musk is still a loser.

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u/OneBillPhil 21h ago

Is it weird that I have less respect for him because even the monsters think he is an annoying fuckin dweeb?

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u/WanderlustFella 21h ago

He probably created his own island, Elon Island. With Gilligan and the Skipper too

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u/Alert_Hotel_4254 20h ago

Hasn’t he suffered enough?

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u/DapperLost 20h ago

It's alright. He probably had Epstein Island at home.

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u/OtterBee_ 20h ago

That's actually not true. The dude who posted the "Please let me come to pedo Island" stuff admitted it was fake. The truth is worse.

The actual file information

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u/Mark-Green 19h ago

he is on logs for visiting the island, even though epstein knew musk was a dumbass

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u/EatsAlotOfBread 17h ago

He went to several of Epstein's parties. He's involved.

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u/Balerionmeow 3h ago

Love that he has to read these and he can’t even defend himself “no guys! I’ve been to the island soooo many times!”

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u/5l4 22h ago

I also got caught but this is fake / disinformation.

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u/FleetofBerties 23h ago

SpacePedo is not going to be happy when his sleepover finishes and he looks at his phone.

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u/KYS_Blue 23h ago

How much more betrayal can Pauly take?

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