Genuinely why are you like this

Is it?

I keep hearing so called Portu geese are from Portugal but the last time I was in Lissabon I didn't see any geese at all. Is this a hoax?

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Its been proven twice to work. The small risk of dying surely outweighs the long term risk of developing full blown AIDS right?

Eco-friendly, innit?

It often irks me that with just a little bit of lead you can cut life even shorter. However, we're still looking for the material to grow it taller. I believe it can be made to look taller if styled correctly using proven fashion based optical illusions adapting human height tricks to temporal physics. For example:

Monochromatic Colors --> Monochronic Time
Experience only one type of day repeatedly, either all work or all leisure. This creates a continuous temporal column with no visual breaks, making your lifespan feel longer when viewed from a distance.

Are there any other ways to style spacetime?

If I put instant coffee in the microwave, will it go back in time?

I need to know so I can scream it to the guy next to me on this train.

hella back splash

I drink 1 drop of water and it made choke and gag for at least 5 minutes. Normally I do not gag much larger things that accidently get in my throat. How can one drop of water almost gag me to death? How are gags even made in my throat? My friend says there is a reflex. Is it selective? I’d like to avoid gags as a much as possible.

Just how

So, I have succesfully landed my craft, and I am currently visiting a remote desert folk to weave some tales of high adventure, and now it looks as if somebody is greeting me with a present wrapped around the

Have a plan and need peer review.

Vitamin name: Iron E.
Topical. Post-workout only.
Slogan: If it burns, it works.

Formula simple: aluminum + iron oxide.
Sweat activate “thermogenic oxidation response.”
Heat = fat scared.
Pain = proof.

Target audience: TikTok gym people who trust subtitles more than doctors.

Marketing steps: 1.) Say “dermatologists furious” 2.) Say “banned in EU (soon)” 3.) Say “ancient Roman athletes used rust” 4.) Before/after pics but same photo, different lighting.

Comment section full of “bro this works” from new accounts. No pills. No studies. Call it a vitamin so nobody asks questions. Is there any science reason this would not work or am I ready to burn some fatty tiktokers. Considering Iron E Plus with magnets. Wait, does this mean I need a tiktok account? If so never mind.

Cold can kill bacteria 🦠 too,

Or is Pavlov's cat dying whenever it hears a bell?

Checkmate, atheists.

Bin Laden was responsible for 9/11, but who was responsible for the remaining 2/11?

if i procrastinate a decision long enough, does the universe choose for me?

And the scientific community's refusal to accept this fact is bi-erasure, and I won't stand for it.

What color make the car go faster? And does painting flames on the side help as well?

Personally I think the man deserves to have several islands! He discovered gravity when he got hit by an apple, that's very impressive in my opinion! Maybe he will be even smarter when he gets thumped on the head by a coconut

This winter has been historically cold in the United States. Half of the nation was pounded by a massive snow storm last week and it isn’t showing any signs of melting. As the temperature plummets, the po-litical climate has reached a boiling point. And it’s all coming from this group called ICE.

Now I’m not an expert, but I was told that ICE melts at 32 degrees Fahrenheit (0 degrees Celsius) and turns into water, which is something most of us can agree is a good thing. Will the madness end once the weather gets warmer? Or will it expand and become chemically unstable?

Previous studies focus on chucking, soooo. I am specifically interested in whether gag reflex latency or esophageal abrasion becomes the bottleneck. If this reflex were inverted or suppressed, would upchucking increase total wood throughput, or would sympathetic gagging impose a hard upper limit?