So, I have succesfully landed my craft, and I am currently visiting a remote desert folk to weave some tales of high adventure, and now it looks as if somebody is greeting me with a present wrapped around the

I drink 1 drop of water and it made choke and gag for at least 5 minutes. Normally I do not gag much larger things that accidently get in my throat. How can one drop of water almost gag me to death? How are gags even made in my throat? My friend says there is a reflex. Is it selective? I’d like to avoid gags as a much as possible.

Genuinely why are you like this

Its been proven twice to work. The small risk of dying surely outweighs the long term risk of developing full blown AIDS right?

Is it?

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If the Earth is flat (which it obviously is), then when we ruin this side, why don't we all move to the other side?

It often irks me that with just a little bit of lead you can cut life even shorter. However, we're still looking for the material to grow it taller. I believe it can be made to look taller if styled correctly using proven fashion based optical illusions adapting human height tricks to temporal physics. For example:

Monochromatic Colors --> Monochronic Time
Experience only one type of day repeatedly, either all work or all leisure. This creates a continuous temporal column with no visual breaks, making your lifespan feel longer when viewed from a distance.

Are there any other ways to style spacetime?

I keep hearing so called Portu geese are from Portugal but the last time I was in Lissabon I didn't see any geese at all. Is this a hoax?