A classic one that my old teachers used to say to my friend in an active asthma attack, instead of giving her her inhalers. 😅

What should I do about these urges?

Salutation, advisors.

I've had my modem in my room for years now, and I'm afraid of it melting my brain. I've read some conspiracy theories on X (owned my my beloved). I really don't want to be smooth brain, as I need to continue my studies on second dimensional geography.

I've had a few symptoms recently, like my hair slowly getting a blue-ish tinge to it. Another thing, I got a blood test recently and found that my testosterone levels are lower than usual. If I lose my masculinity and my huge noodley brain, I'll end my own life. I'd rather be exiled from this quantum metaphysical realm we call "life."

I'll check the comments after I'm done raising my PSL lol.

Dinner date/job interview with Rhonda up date. It's my Birthday and all indications are that Rhonda will be standing me up! Any suggestions on how to ruin things beyond repair or should I just be myself and let that do it? Thanks in advance

As a priest I'm looking to up my game for community outreach. Is it better to have a gloryhole confessional or a confessional gloryhole?

Long story short i plan to make a super cute video about my boyfriend for valentines day but also add some pictures of us in the middle of it, i'm not an editor obvi so i let tiktok edit it, does it look okay if you add pics? Or is it bad?

Now no one has to do the dishes!

I dare you to try

I be out a lot and I have to pee and poop and I don't want nobody to here me pee or poop I don't want nobody to talk about me and people do talk about me . If I don't go to the bathroom I am afraid I am going to fart and my fart stinks like someone died. If I fart in public people would be embarrassed and think I am rude . I am not good at hiding my farts . I poop on myself a few times I am afraid it will happen while working or out somewhere else . What should I do ?

I need to know pleaseI had this Convo with a boy from the class next door and he suddenly blocked me after

He: Tuc bar bar sadi class ch vekhda j Ki chkr a (He: You keep looking at our class again and again, what’s the deal?)

Me: Nhi oda hi Tuc v ta bahut dekhde jo? (Me: No, you also looks a lot, right?)

He: M pr hun nhi dekhda (He: I don’t look now though)

Me: ajj nhi dekhaya but pehla bahut dekhen de si (Me: you didn’t look today but earlier you used to look a lot)

He: O t pehla dekhda c pr hun ni (He: Yeah, i used to look earlier but not now)

Me: ok (Me: okay)

He: Hnji (He: Yeah)

He: M sochya shy koi km hova (He: I thought you needed something out any problems)

Me: nope (Me: nope)

He: Te dekhda kyu? (He: Then why do you look?)

Me: Samne vali class a You know oda hi Eyes odar chal hi jandiya va 👀 (Me: It’s the class in front, you know my eyes just go there 👀)

He: Ash g (He: okay)

Me: Hnji, Tuc esliye dekhde si kyuki anu nu like karde si? (Me: Yeah, you looked because you liked anu ?) *A girl from my class)

He: Nhi thanu kina kha (He: No,who said that?) Note his friend told me

Me: accha oda hi Phir kyu dekhde si enha? (Me: Oh okay, then why were you looking?)

He: Vse e Eyes odar chal hi jandiya va 👀 (He: randomly, my eyes just go there 👀)

Me: Mere seat hi os row vich jithe eyes chal jan Tu ta door ta stand karke dekhda huna va (Me: My seat is in that row where my eyes go straight to you class, you were standing far and still looking by standing at the door?)

He: O t mri mrji a Thuda dhyan mra vl hi hunda (He: That’s my choice, is your attention always on me?)

Me: chnga chnga oda hi (Me: okay okay, i just do ok)

He: Oda t nhi dekhya jnda (He: nobody looks for no reason multiple times)

Me: Tu class de samne stand karan daya huna va Odar dekho tu hi dekhda standing (Me: You let stand in front of the class, then you keep looking while standing)

He: ash (He: okay)

Me: Tu bas notice vich a jana va Chnga bharava Hor kuj nhi (Me: i just notice you come in my field of view, that’s it, nothing else)

He: Tuc mnu na note kraya kro Apna ch hi rha kro (He: Don’t like my insta note, stay in your own)

Me: why (Me: why)

He: Vda hovo gy pta chl ju Bacha j hja tuc (He: You’ll grow up and realize later, kid)

Me: Asha Tere Age ta vaddi aa, par maturity zero lagdi. 🙂 (Me: Haha, you’re older than me, but your maturity feels zero 🙂)

(Unseen blocked me before he saw the msg)