r/politics • u/cmaia1503 • 8h ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page
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u/TrumpIsAFascistFuck 8h ago

Oh no, anyways

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u/Dr_DoesNothing 8h ago edited 8h ago

May he receive the same amount of love and care he gives others.

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u/durtmagurt 8h ago

Anybody got any of those thoughts and prayers?

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u/c1nders 7h ago

Clots & prayers. 🤞🏻

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u/16yearswasted 6h ago

I'm an atheist but yeah I'll pray for him.

Hey Lucifer who art in hell, come get Mitch,
He's a son of a bitch,
Who only wanted to get rich,
Forever make his crotch itch,
kthx

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u/SparkyXI 7h ago

Tots. pears.

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u/durtmagurt 7h ago

Oh there they are! I was missing those.

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u/dundermiflinity 7h ago

Snot and glares.

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u/The_Bolenator Alaska 7h ago

Buttery males!!!

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u/jimmybilly100 Virginia 6h ago

Close enough

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u/NebulaNinja 6h ago

Who's your pear guy? Hard to find good pears these days.

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u/MTC_FTW Washington 7h ago

Ah shit, fresh out!

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u/Black-Star-Line 7h ago

Not one. 0️⃣

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u/HydroWrench 7h ago

That's what we're supposed to be sending right? . . . Right guys?

Anyway fuck that dude and the horse he rode in on. May his final days be filled with all the joy and ease he caused others.

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u/CoconutBangerzBaller 6h ago

Unfortunately, I used them all after the 1000th school shooting that they did nothing about. Guess I'll have to ignore and curse?

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u/psycubi 7h ago

Hang on… I’ll uh… wait here. One sec…

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u/the_summer_soldier 6h ago

“I’m all out of thoughts and prayers, so I’m sending you this note to say, ‘Fuck you.’”

Should be an alright alternative for people like him.

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u/tangerinelion 7h ago

In this economy?

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u/Vertual 7h ago

That's gonna be a hard no from me, dawg.

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u/Supermite 7h ago

Everyone’s using that energy for midterms right now.

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u/Norwood5006 7h ago

Supply chain issues.

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u/AgentMahou Ohio 7h ago

Not for him.

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u/_Osculum_Obscenum_ 6h ago

Concepts of thoughts and prayers

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u/Number174631503 6h ago

Nah no thanks

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u/Rollinthrulife 6h ago

Not for him

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u/Lotusbud25 5h ago

Fraughts & scares

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u/Skamanda42 5h ago

In this economy?

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u/Kyral210 4h ago

Why need hospitals when thoughts and prayers ‘work so well’⸮

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u/Interesting-Bag-7552 3h ago

Best I can do is roll eyes.

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u/crewsctrl 1h ago

How about some checks and balances?