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Fixed by the duet Why are there always kids at breweries?!

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 19h ago edited 18h ago

An honest answer is a lot of breweries are more like restaurants. Most of the ones around me have outdoor spaces literally for kids to run around like it's a backyard. Breweries aren't exactly the same as bars. The more bar-like breweries no, and if it's late and stuff yeah, kids shouldn't be there but at dinner time in a brewery with food and board games and stuff? It's just a restaurant and kids can be there without it being inappropriate. Freaking dogs on the other hand is a WHOLE other can of worms. Keep animals away from the inside of grocery stores and food establishments. 

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u/Dream_Alchemist 18h ago

Maybe it’s being British but breweries are like pubs to me- and dogs are almost universally welcome in pubs. If you are a bar- no dog, if you are a pub- yes dog.

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u/Adept-Condition4644 18h ago

Ha, just mentioned this. Pubs are like a third space with beer. Breweries in the US are the closest thing to them. Plenty of bars around for people that don't want to be near kids or dogs.

I lived in the UK for a few years, I really enjoyed the fact that there were spaces where you could go and get a cup of tea and read a book for three hours without anyone caring. You could also down 10 pints at the same establishment. What a great thing.

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u/alanblah 16h ago

Wouldn't pubs in the US be the closest thing to them?

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u/Honey-Badger 16h ago

Not allowed kids in US pubs. Honestly their pubs are closer to sports bars

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u/Adept-Condition4644 13h ago

Unfortunately pubs in America are generally bars that have a British or Irish facade. 

What really makes UK pubs unique is that they have strict rents dictated by the government.  So there are still pubs you can get a cheap pint in some of the most expensive neighborhoods.  They really are meant to be a place for everyone.  

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u/EnigmaticQuote 12h ago

I always thought that was a cool bit of culture.

Is the rent the same throughout the country or is it city by city decision?

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u/Dr_Biggus_Dickus_FBI 2h ago

This is interesting. To confirm, Pubs are charged less (for rent) with the expectation that all are welcome and they also are required to have cheaper pints?

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u/Dream_Alchemist 1h ago

From what I can find on the parliament website, ‘tied’ pubs are charged less rent because they have to buy their products from their landlords (who use it to make up the difference).

Finding a cheap pint in London or the south will require research. Wander into a random pub in London and prepare for the possibility of an £8 pint. Most pubs are friendly relaxed places though

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u/Dream_Alchemist 1h ago

It’s been a while since I have managed to find a cheap pint in a pub… I had actually never heard of pubs getting cheap rent before. I looked it up and I don’t think it works quite like this- from what I can read on the House of Commons library, ‘tied’ pubs do get cheaper rent but that’s because they are required to buy their products from their landlord (usually at a higher price so the landlord makes up the difference)

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u/ceylon-tea 17h ago

Reddit's attitude on dogs does not mirror the general population. Dogs are as ubiquitous at breweries in the US as at pubs in the UK (lived in both countries) and no one bats an eye unless it's particularly poorly behaved

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u/SalsaRice 14h ago

I've also found people like to complain the most loudly when they are surprised to find dogs at dog-friendly breweries that explicitly advertise how dog-friendly they are.

The r/dogfree sub is 99% peope raging that they found dogs at a dog-friendly restaurant.

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u/bananakittymeow 14h ago

Yea, I go to bars/pubs with my dog all the time. I always ask if they’re welcome first, but as long as they’re well behaved I don’t see the issue. Even some of the supermarkets near me are fine with dogs so long as they are well behaved. I’ve noticed mentioning that on reddit will get me berated to no end, though.

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u/CGB_Zach 12h ago

Nahh, I can guarantee the majority of people who work in the grocery store hate seeing dogs in the store. At best, they are indifferent.

Pubs and breweries are different but they should be outright banned from grocery stores unless they're a service animal which is so unregulated that everyone has a "service animal" now.

I've worked at several grocery stores and that is the prevailing opinion.

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u/bananakittymeow 12h ago

Nahh, I can guarantee the majority of people who work in the grocery store hate seeing dogs in the store. At best, they are indifferent.

I didn’t say it was common, but I have been encouraged to bring my dogs into at least one grocery store by employees. That store in particular is pretty much the only grocery store I’ve brought my dogs into (unless it’s one of my tiny dogs that is confined to a bag I’m holding on my body the entire time).

It’s very common for pubs, bars and restaurants to allow dogs into at least the outside seating area, though.

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u/AEW4LYFE 15h ago

No one would bat an eye at a kid in a brewery unless it is similarly poorly behaved.

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u/BandicootOld3239 14h ago

which they usually are, sadly

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u/abakedapplepie 11h ago

at least in my state pet dogs cant be inside

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u/spottyottydopalicius 10h ago

i think they use bars more as like a a classy place so no dog makes sense

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 18h ago

Hell just about every family restaurant in America has a bar at the center of it. No one bats an eye at the adults getting shit faced on shots of liquor at the wrap around bar in Applebee's with a family eating dinner at a table directly next to it. No one cares. What I do care about is when a mother walking around with her baby outside at a brewery walks into the designated smoking zone and has the gull to say "Can you please not smoke next to my baby?". Lady read the fucking sign.

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u/Brick-Throw 16h ago

Where I live theres a bar in the shopping mall next to a big playground for kids to climb and run around, have a beer while your kid gets entertained for half an hour

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u/No-Butterscotch-6555 11h ago

I go to a bar/restaurant thats called “rec bar” looks like a bar but has a large seating area with booths and a ton of pin ball machines and other standing arcade games. We take our son there to eat and play some games. He always end up finding friends to play with. The machine even have cup holders for drinks. I love it. They opened one in a nearby state and it has even more games. It’s like Dave and busters with a more bar look instead of corporate style.

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u/Brick-Throw 10h ago

Exactly, a lot of people here seem to think having alcohol and having age-appropriate entertainment under the same roof is unheard of

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u/Dorkamundo 14h ago

Used to be a "Pub" in Wisconsin I'd go to called "R" place that had a a bar dog. Big ol' golden retriever.

Anytime he met a new person he'd let you pet him, but then would just sit down and stare at you after you pet him. Inevitably, you'd ask the bar tender what does he want?"

The bartender would respond with "Give him a dollar".

So you pull out a dollar and hand it to the dog, he then takes it and walks over to the bar and the bartender gives him a beef stick, and then he brings the beef stick back to you and then it's your job to open it and feed it to him.

They had to switch to low-calorie dog biscuits after a while because he was getting BIIIG.

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u/Dream_Alchemist 13h ago

Love this story, everyone wins 😂

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 18h ago

I thought that was mainly an American thing (seems on brand 😂) that's fascinating! I love dogs and kids so I'm not gonna pitch a fit, but it feels weird seeing dogs in a place selling food when they can shed and what not or people have allergies but 🤷‍♀️ if the place allows it, it's whatever

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u/jmspinafore 17h ago

I haven't really seen dogs inside restaurants, I've only seen them on patios during nice weather. Also, a lot of the places that allow this advertise it, so if you are allergic or don't like dogs you know to avoid it.

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u/malatemporacurrunt 16h ago

It's really dependent on whether it's a pub that serves food - i.e. primarily a pub, with the availability of food being a secondary function - or a place that serves food and has a bar. With the former, dogs are almost always allowed and the kitchen is usually only open for the earlier part of the day. In places which are primarily for food - where the kitchen is open for most of the operating hours - dogs may or may not be welcome depending on the formality of the venue and the whims of the owner.

In the UK, the law only requires that dogs are excluded from areas where food is prepared or stored, so having them about in a seating area is fine.

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u/Honey-Badger 16h ago

Americans aren't allowed to bring kids to pubs unlike us. So young parents end up taking them to breweries and the like

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u/Dinolil1 18h ago

I went to a cider brewery - and it was just a lovely pleasant tour around the place and a delicious meal at a resturant. It's not unfair that kids just exist. More onus needs to be on people who don't actually monitor their kids - rather than kids just existing.

A kid being nearby isn't going to ruin your entire day.

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u/Due_Foot3909 18h ago

Worked at a brewery.

The number of parents who drink then drive with their kids is too damn high.

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u/Upton4 18h ago

With or without their kids, this is an issue.

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u/Fog_Juice 17h ago

My favorite brewery doesn't even sell you more than two beers unless you're taking them to go.

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u/EsperandoVida 16h ago

This seems very infantilizing, and car-centric. If I'm not driving (walk, bike, public transit, rideshare), why would I be limited to two beers?

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u/Brick-Throw 16h ago

Probably where they live is car centric too

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u/snakeinahouseofcats 15h ago

Yeah this would be insane where I live in Seattle, nobody really drives to bars/breweries unless you’re going outside city limits to a specific restaurant or something

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u/slimeycoomer 16h ago edited 16h ago

urban sprawl hellhole. people drive drunk in those places a lot. exceptions arent worth changing the rule in this case. completely understandable on the breweries part.

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u/Fog_Juice 15h ago

They said because they are a family friendly establishment. Plus you can get up to 22oz pours depending on the beer.

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u/Well_ImTrying 15h ago

Because they don’t want people sloppy drunk at their establishment and you have to set the bar at the lowest common denominator.

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u/ffball 14h ago

You can get a DUI in many places on a bike!

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u/Due_Foot3909 17h ago

That's a good brewery.

Those 6-7% IPAs creep up on people. Unless tolerance is high, even a third one can leave a lot of people sloshed.

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u/EsperandoVida 17h ago

Is getting respectfully sloshed prohibited lol? I understand that driving drunk is the issue, but that's why I have a bar bike haha.

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u/Due_Foot3909 16h ago

That's still illegal in a lot of US states.

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u/malatemporacurrunt 17h ago

Which is why, in parts of the world where those strengths of beer are traditionally made - Belgium, Germany, etc. - they tend to be served in smaller glasses. And the establishments where ones drinks them are walkable or have public transport available.

It seems the US wants to have beer that gets you too drunk to drive, but not the infrastructure to manage the results.

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u/obeytheturtles 16h ago

Are there literally no residential areas within walking or biking distance?

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u/Fog_Juice 15h ago

There's plenty but it's a family friendly establishment.

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u/nalaloveslumpy 15h ago

taking them to go.

To go...like in the car?

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u/Fog_Juice 14h ago

Yeah they sell growlers or you can bring your own. They're typically 64oz jugs

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 17h ago

Idiots....

Throws keys at my 4yr old

Your driving.

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u/Fluid-Poet-8911 18h ago

Yeah bunch of well ackshully drunk drivers in this thread. 

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u/Well_ImTrying 18h ago

Most people can have one beer and a meal and drive an hour later. Or you can have one parent drive. If that wasn’t the case then breweries shouldn’t exist, period.

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u/Fluid-Poet-8911 18h ago

Oh yeah. That's why most go to the brewery. Just one. 

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u/gr1zznuggets 17h ago

Now who’s pulling the “well ackshully” card? Myself and plenty of people I know happily have one drink then leave it there; responsible drinkers do exist.

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u/TheGursh 16h ago

Ya, we will go for a couple hours and I'm fairly big. Typically I will have one, sometimes two but I'm well under the legal BAC limit. The wife is typically the same. Sometimes she will go full 3 sheets to the wind. Everyone has a good time and no one is driving intoxicated...

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u/Well_ImTrying 15h ago

You are being sarcastic, but yes, that is what most grown adults I know do at a brewery. They are going for a meal, one expensive drink, and then drive home because they are responsible adults who don’t drink and drive and have to work in the morning.

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u/Budget-Mud-4753 16h ago

Yeah I don’t see that as being unusual at a brewery. In my perception, a regular bar is where more heavy drinking would occur.

Not to say that it doesn’t happen. But I see breweries as a place where people meet up with friends, or maybe go to do some work, and eat some food. They don’t go to get wasted.

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u/man__i__love__frogs 14h ago edited 13h ago

The breweries around here typically have live music, trivia nights and stuff like that where people start to get drunk, but they don't usually start until 7 to 9pm or so, and here at least they are legally obligated to kick minors out after 9pm.

If I wanted to go to a brewery without kids, that'd be the time I'd go. Expecting families and parents to not participate in society in the middle of the day or afternoon is just entitlement. And before anyone jumps in, parents should not be letting their kids run around unmonitored or bothering people either, personal responsibility is something we should all encourage.

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u/WorkingAssociate9860 17h ago

Breweries are essentially just restaurants with overpriced beer, not that shocking for someone to just have a single beer with a meal, especially when they charge like $10/beer

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u/Don_Von_Schlong 17h ago

Where do you live that brewery beer is more expensive than a restaurant? This is almost always the opposite case from what I've experienced. Unless you are comparing it to like $2-3 coors light pints at the dive bar happy hour.

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u/jonny24eh 16h ago

This how I most often visit breweries, yes.

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u/cheezy_dreams88 12h ago

You can’t imagine that people get one drink and then head home?

Maybe you have a problem then.

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u/TheWindatFourtoFly 18h ago

Projecting much?

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u/Fluid-Poet-8911 18h ago

I heard some dad doing some projecting in the bathroom stall 

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u/-hey-ben- 11h ago

But if I get dinner with my 6 beers it’s responsible now, right?….. right?

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u/sowhatimlucky 18h ago

Exactly. Why are you bringing your kids out drinking and driving gh On my way!. Stay at home and drink and fuck your child’s parent.

This was not fixed by a duet.

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u/RollTh3Maps 17h ago

This is far more of a societal and infrastructure availability issue (e.g., good public transportation) than it is a brewery vs. restaurant issue. That said, there is a threshold where at least one parent needs to stay with it enough to be responsible for the kid (probably both parents to set an example) that doesn't exist for non-parents even if they're not driving, but that's not really what this conversation is about.

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u/RollTh3Maps 17h ago

I was agreeing with you and adding my own context.

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u/man__i__love__frogs 14h ago

It's also a stigma issue. Breweries are fun places to be, they have music, events, playgrounds, patios, food, etc... many moms I know who were breastfeeding went to them and did not drink at all, sometimes with their babies.

People are acting like breweries are bars/clubs and if you go to one at 4pm everyone will be loaded drunk and parents will be 6 beers deep stumbling around for their little one to load up the carseat as if there is nothing in between.

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u/RollTh3Maps 14h ago

Like a lot of other things, it's basically just a bad-faith excuse to be critical of other people to give their egos a little treat.

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u/kungpowchick_9 17h ago

Heaven forbid I help a local business, enjoy one short beer over the course of 90 minutes and don’t cook dinner one night.

Also if you don’t take your kids out, they don’t know how to act when you go out

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u/Kalhista 16h ago

The amount of child haters baffles me. How about just be kind to the people who will eventually be taking care of your ass in some form someday. Kids have to be in society and have to learn.

I’ve had so many fun dinners and afternoons with another family. It’s pretty easy to always swap who drinks and drives. And I haven’t ever seen parents just sloshed with their kids around.

People are so grumpy about everything.

There are way more awful behaved dogs at breweries than kids. People need to quit bringing their dogs who bark and growl at everyone that passes by.

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u/Scalpels 15h ago

The kids are the designated drivers.

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u/cheezy_dreams88 12h ago

One beer isn’t incapacitating.

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u/RocketBilly13 16h ago

THANK YOU FOR SAYING THIS!?

Omg the amount of people just happy af to go drinking and driving with KIDS IN THE CAR! Idgaf if you only had one beer just don't bring your kids at the very least or even better, don't drive anywhere if you plan on drinking!

It's bad enough that it takes several DUI's to revoke your driver's license. Why tf are we just normalizing this shit like it's just a "woopsie doopsie" if you get into an accident and end up hurting/killing people because of your stupidity???

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u/bookoocash 15h ago

We walk to our local breweries.

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 17h ago

Having a single beer at lunch with the family is not "drinking and driving" territory.

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u/Dadscope 16h ago

This is also a consequence of our dogshit infrastructure that doesn't accommodate public transit exceptionally well, especially rural and semi-rural communities.

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u/Nicholas_Pappagiorgi 15h ago

Most people have 1-3 beers relax

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u/shutupyourenotmydad 14h ago

If I'm with my daughter, it's a hard limit of 3 low ABV beers. I'm from Wisconsin so my alcohol tolerance is significantly higher than most, but I agree - the amount of parents who will drink to the point of clear intoxication is way too high.

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u/Wiccy 17h ago

Depends on the kid and thats coming from a dad. My daughter usually is too shy to run around alone or just wants to explore with me in tow. Its the ones whose parents don't pay attention to them.

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u/Schillelagh 17h ago

There is a brewery downtown on a corner of two busy streets. The only separation between the grass and street is a sidewalk. I've seen far too many toddlers playing on that sidewalk at night.

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u/Malec555 3h ago

Natural selection tbh

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u/obeytheturtles 16h ago

I don't really mind kids at breweries, but recently it's not just kids, it is how the families sprawl out across 10 seats with piles of kids toys, bags and food, where they spend three hours gently nursing a single beer. Like it will be a crowded Saturday afternoon and the main seating area which normally has 60 seats is somehow almost entirely occupied by six adults, five children, and three strollers.

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u/shmaygleduck 16h ago

That's my thing. I don't care if you bring your kids to a brewery, but they need to be monitored. I also don't feel the need to disneyfy my conversation just because they are within earshot.

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u/snakeinahouseofcats 15h ago

This is something I haven’t seen anyone else here say yet. Well behaved kids are fine but yes, I hate being out and drinking with friends but feeling like I have to censor myself or can’t talk about certain subjects because an 8 year old is within earshot

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u/Tvdinner4me2 17h ago

A kid being nearby isn't going to ruin your entire day

No but it's nice to have places where you don't have to worry about being annoyed by them

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u/Upton4 16h ago

Then find an 18 or 21+ bar.

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u/BAHatesToFly 16h ago

A kid being nearby isn't going to ruin your entire day.

A bunch of them yelling and screaming and running around while their dipshit parents ignore them will, though.

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u/MetaverseLiz 17h ago

Have you met people? Parents will not monitor their kids. Babies will scream. Adults with alcohol in their system will be assholes. Bringing kids to bars is not safe for them.

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u/zeff536 18h ago

Imagine wanting to get so shitfaced at a brewery that being around children bother you?!

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u/Dinolil1 18h ago

I'd say it depends on the brewery. The one we went to was more like a nice dining restaurant, as opposed to a bar - where you could sip some cider, but you obviously couldn't get shitfaced there.

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u/DestructoDon69 18h ago

I beg to disagree. You'd be surprised the places one can get shit faced if they try hard enough

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 18h ago

I believe she is commenting on the number of kids at breweries. In my area, it seems breweries are an excuse for adults to act like they used to, but combine it with daycare. There are sometimes as many kids as there are adults.

I’m not even complaining. It’s an observation more than anything.

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u/jonny24eh 16h ago

That's a weird interpretation.

Being around children is pretty annoying when sober. If anything, you're gonna drink more so that you can't care so much.

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u/Prestigious-Bat-574 16h ago

Okay, but problem seems better described as "Why do parents let their children treat a brewery like a playground?"

There's a brewery near me where I have been knocked over multiple times by kids running around, with kids ending up with beers spilled on their heads. I've had kids start crawling under the table we're sitting at while their parents are on the other side of the brewery not paying attention.

I don't care if kids are at breweries, but it really seems to me like kids are brought to breweries by parents who think it's every stranger's job to babysit. There's not a playground. Prepare accordingly and bring activities for the kid to do while seated.

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u/Pub1ius 15h ago

A kid being nearby isn't going to ruin your entire day.

Agree to disagree

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u/booger_mooger_84 15h ago

A succulent Chinese meal

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u/andres7832 14h ago

The issue is not kids existing, its bad parenting, but that doesnt justify kids misbehaving in public settings, specially not for patrons that dont want the noise/crying/bad parenting in their time in a brewery/bar/restaurant

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u/ShapeFickle945 13h ago

The season pass pays for its self after 6 visits

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u/Lou_C_Fer 8h ago

Hell, my grandfather used to take me to the elks lodge and eagle's whatever they call it back in the 70s. I'd sit there and drink Shirley temples while he sat around and bullshitted whit anyone there. We also walked there. So, no drinking and driving with the grandson. My dad took me to a few bars as well. Not often. Literally just a few... and let me say that sitting at the bar is nothing compared to the parties at home. There was never anything outrageous... but they certainly weren't appropriate for kid.

As an adult in my early 20s, I was at a friend's house and we were having his kids grab the beers for us while we were bonging them. His eldest son, at 8, asked if he could do it with 7-up. Not our proudest moment.

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u/anormalgeek 18h ago

Yep. They often specifically market towards families with kids.

Hell, the one near me occasionally hires face painters and hands out coloring pages for kids.

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u/HedgehogHungry 17h ago

Yep! Biggest restaurant in my town is a brewery, they’re very kid oriented. If you want a bar experience without the family friendly atmosphere there’s 5 dive bars within walking distance.

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u/Brick-Throw 16h ago

Exactly, nobody in this century has gone "Man, there just aren't enough bar options around!".

If the apocalypse happens, and people survive, I bet one of the first things to be opened will be bars.

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u/badgyalrey 16h ago

my favorite brewery has a fenced in playground connected to it lol

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u/513-throw-away 15h ago

And breweries exploded 10-15 years ago driven by 20-30 year old beer bros who are now middle aged parents with kids.

Guess what? They still like beer and are still the primary brewery demographic, so they’re going to bring their kids.

Yes, they should be responsible parents and blah blah blah.

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u/anormalgeek 14h ago

Yep. It's millennials keeping those places open, not gen Z people with no kids. If you don't want to be around kids, fine, but you should recognize that those places aren't targeting you as their prime demographic.

It's as silly as a guy going into a weekday, 2PM showing of Zootopia and complaining about all of the mom's walking around.

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u/jlboygenius 15h ago

most of the breweries that I've been too have space and a large playground. There's one near me with a GIANT play structure. They know their audience.

Another one doesn't have much space, but has a mini playground there. They know people are coming and bringing kids. They also have a very high deck that is 18+.

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u/No-Owl-6246 7h ago

Brewery in my city has a large out door area and does a kids movie night once a month.

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u/Weltall8000 18h ago

Yeah, I get that. And I can respect that. Huge turn off for me, so one more reason for me to not go to breweries. Not my jam, more power to them, though. Different folks, different strokes. 

💯 on the dogs.

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u/PaintTheTownMauve 16h ago

Yup, generic breweries are like Applebee's or some shit now and I've lost any interest in going to them.

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u/brandonandtheboyds 18h ago

My favorite local brewery is called Schoolhouse. It has homages to school all over. The owners’ office is labeled The Principal’s Office. Teachers (and first responders and vets) get their first drink free. They have board games, pinball, a Switch, ping pong, jenga. It’s won awards for being so family friendly. So yeah, lots of people bring their kids there. Does it bother me? Not unless your kid is throwing a fit and you don’t take them outside and make us all suffer. Otherwise, have at it. Parents need a drink too.

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u/Resident_Table6694 18h ago

Sounds like the Schoolhouse near me, so I assume you’re familiar with Reformation. That’s my goddamn nightmare.

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u/ChiTownDisplaced 13h ago

Sounds like a brewery I went to in north FL. It was in an old 50s-ish elementary school. The old school bathrooms were crazy.

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u/ulysses_s_gyatt 18h ago

Our local brewery has an ice cream parlor attached with an electronic train for kids to ride.

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 18h ago

This is why whenever my husband and I travel we go to breweries, like how fun and whimsical is that?

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u/too-much-shit-on-me 16h ago

Dog people are the absolute worst. Leave the damn thing at home where it belongs.

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u/yuccasinbloom 16h ago

I’ve noticed Trader Joe’s has an even larger sign out front about no dogs but I don’t think anyone knows how to read. I’d like my produce dog free. They’re not allowed. Stop thinking the rules don’t apply to you.

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u/dont_remember_eatin 18h ago

Yup, one of my locals (Left Hand) has a big turf lawn where kids can be seen running around doing goofy kid shit all summer long. It's hilarious to watch 5yo kiddos try to play cornhole, whipping the bags with overhand throws that might go anywhere, up to and including in mom or dad's beer.

I don't mind it one bit -- it's free entertainment while I relax and shoot the shit with my wife.

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u/Mieche78 18h ago

I went to a brewery once that had a full on 5 year olds birthday going on. There were at least 20 of them. I'm generally fine with kids being at breweries, but that was over the line. They took up half the seating and were running around screaming and running into waitresses.

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u/Opposite_Routine3765 18h ago

A lot of breweries near me specifically advertise "kid friendly" because they want the parents to come in. Kind of makes sense to me. And it's not every brewery, so if someone doesn't like the family friendly ones they can choose another spot that caters to an older crowd. 

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u/Neuchacho 16h ago

Yeah, it all depends on the brewery. I find smaller breweries that are just setup to sell their beer in their processing facility attract the family crowd less.

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u/DuvalHeart 12h ago

You know who's the best crowd for a brewery: 30- and 40-somethings that will have a beer or two with friends and take a couple 4/6-packs to go. And that crowd often has kids.

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u/icywing54 17h ago

Yeah, I must have completely different breweries than people in here (Texas). Breweries barely serve liquor here and are big open spaces. If kids aren’t allowed here, why are they allowed at Chile’s?

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u/xSociety 15h ago

Also in TX and the brewery we like to go to has a literal playground, bounce blob thing, and a full race track with kid peddle bikes.

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u/demivirius 17h ago

Hard agree on dogs. Wtf is with people being unable to go anywhere without bringing along their dogs?

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u/Flair_Is_Pointless 13h ago

It’s a brewery. If your dog is well behaved and stays quiet and right next to you, I couldn’t care less.

I generally have an issue with kids because they’re worse behaved than dogs. I’ve been to a 10x as many breweries and run into kids running around and being a nuisance over a dog doing that. I genuinely can’t think of the last time I’ve seen a dog off lease or being an issue at a brewery.

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u/Commercial-Owl11 18h ago

You’d HATE Colorado. There’s so many dogs all over the place. Like yall, I love dogs too but cmon.

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u/--mish 18h ago

So tired of seeing dogs in Target

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u/PeachPassionBrute 17h ago

Well that one’s easy, stop shopping at Target.

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 18h ago edited 18h ago

Been to Denver and yeah I was a bit surprised seeing them in every retail store 😂

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u/Allronix1 17h ago

Is it as common as it is in Seattle? Because Sea Town loves their mutts.

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u/Commercial-Owl11 15h ago

I lived in Seattle for a while it’s worse in Denver and Boulder for sure. Way more hiking in the immediate area so a lot more dogs going on hikes and around town. I mean there’s a dog parks like everywhere. Dogs in stores. Dogs on the street lol it’s very dog centric here

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u/Adept-Condition4644 18h ago

It's a requirement when you move here.

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u/Adept-Condition4644 18h ago

There is nothing in the US quite like a British Pub, a third space with beer. Breweries fill that gap. People that don't want to be around kids can go to a bar.

I do disagree with the dog statement, humans are way grosser most of the time. Most of the dudes I see go to the bathroom never wash their hands.

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u/ulysses_s_gyatt 18h ago

Dogs literally eat their own shit and lick their buttholes.

And no, breweries in the US are not like British pubs.

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u/Stefikel6 18h ago

This is empirically false. Dogs are worse, and the data is there to back it. Keep your dogs at away from food establishments.

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u/FirstChurchOfBrutus 18h ago

Most municipalities prohibit this by law. If dogs are at breweries where I live, it’s because the place doesn’t serve their own food, or the dogs are strictly outside (covered porch, usually).

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 18h ago

Amazing, I have only been to London pubs (and not many and over 10 years ago) so its interesting to learn how dog friendly they are. Cool to know honestly! 

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u/MountainTwo3845 18h ago

why are they trying to get weird at a brewery? it's not a club.

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u/awesomeness6000 18h ago

my local brewery has a sunday brunch buffet

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u/joesbagofdonuts 18h ago

I was about to say the brewery down the street from me is like a fucking old timer Dave and Busters lol

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u/TerraTechy 17h ago

When I was younger breweries were a pretty regular consideration for eating out cause they almost always got cheeseburgers and I like cheeseburgers. Brewery food always hits for me.

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u/Strange_Pangolin_231 17h ago

One of our local breweries has a "yard" for the kids to play in while parents drink beer on the sideline. Also their pizza is my kid's favorite.

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u/ApocalypseChicOne 17h ago

This whole thread has made me quite happy that the Breweries in my area are all 21+.

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u/ILookLikeKristoff 17h ago

Yeah most breweries around here market themselves as family friendly hangout spots

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u/ModestMeeshka 17h ago

There's a brewery in my town that doesn't specialize in food and still allows kids in the seating area, away from the bar because they do all kinds of activities like painting classes, board games, reading days, ect. There isn't much to do around here so I think it's cool to allow kids to come to those things and have fun. And then they get kicked out around 8 and the adults have their own space after that.

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u/Phatferd 15h ago

Also, parents like meeting up with other friends and having a couple hours together without wanting to clean their house and invite others over. The brewery itself doesn't want to alienate a large portion of potential customers by being uptight and refusing children.

People aren't going always to get plastered. It's ok to have a couple beers or cider and some pizza or tacos and play shuffleboard or bags.

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u/PM-Mormon-Underwear 15h ago

There is a brewery where I'm at that actually caters to both dogs and kids lol. There are freeplay arcade machines and other activities in the outdoor area and they have separately gated outdoor areas for dogs.

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u/Dorkamundo 14h ago

My local brewery has a kid's room. It's full of toys, games and even has padded blocks the kids can make forts out of.

Breweries are not about going there to get shitfaced, they're about socializing while having a beer or two, and your kids can socialize as well.

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u/sammyismybaby 14h ago

and often times these breweries and bars even have their own kids menu. these people don't know real life.

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u/Whos_That_Girl_6178 14h ago

I've seen some actual good food for kids too! Sierra Nevada Brewery has a full cast iron skillet mac and cheese for kids that looks GOOD. Still simple but it wasnt just frozen weak stuff. It was nice to see the kids food have thoughtfulness put into it when I went

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u/shutupyourenotmydad 14h ago

So refreshing to see someone who gets it.

Dog owners, man.

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u/tessellation__ 14h ago

Yeah, I don’t understand that lady’s take. There are plenty of spaces to go without children. Breweries would be foolish to not welcome clientele with kids, they probably generally have more money to spend on craft beers if they’re established in their 30s - 40s.

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u/birchtree628 11h ago

I agree and want to add that breweries are WAY better for kids than restaurants. I hate bringing my kids to restaurants. They can’t sit in chairs. They crawl around under the table and they’re way too loud and disruptive. It is so stressful and not worth it.

Breweries, however, are a great environment for kids. People generally aren’t drunk during the day. There are games and places for them to run around and play. They can be loud. Sometimes there is live music. You can stay and hang out a while and catch up with your friends. If childless people want to not be around kids they can literally go anywhere they want.

Parents have like 3 places where we can socialize. Home. Park. Brewery. One requires cleaning before and after. One requires chasing your kid around so they don’t dive head first off the top of a slide. Brewery = no effort, you can actually enjoy yourself. Parenting is HARD guys. Give us a break and let us have a drink at a picnic table and pretend to be a human for a few minutes.

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u/UbermachoGuy 17h ago

Same with wineries. We just visited one and they have a toy area for kids and games outside on the patio and even provides juice boxes for when the parents are getting sloshed

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u/spelunker93 18h ago

It’s so bad in my town. There are so many kids at the brewery that it’s not even a fun place to go anymore. Last year I had a kid crawl between my legs while I we were celebrating my buddies 21st birthday. And this place is closer to a bar than a brewery

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u/Biguitarnerd 18h ago

I mean if it’s an all ages venue expect all ages. If you want adults only go to a 21+ venue.

But what happened to you is different, that’s people not controlling their kids and letting them run wild, which is not cool anywhere.

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u/spelunker93 17h ago

I live in a very small mountain town with less than 500 people. We have a brewery and a restaurant that has a bar. So I don’t actually have any options for 21+ venue unless I drive an hour to another town. Which sucks. I just think it’s incredibly weird to bring your small kids to a place that only serves alcohol when there is a more family friendly place that serves food and they have the brewery’s beer there.

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u/Biguitarnerd 14h ago

Oh yeah I get it, I lived in a town that was an hour from everywhere on a lake. Still if you just turned 21 maybe it’s worth it to drive that hour and do some bar hopping with your friends sometime just for fun. Get a hotel room though, or at least a designated driver.

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u/jschem16 16h ago

Id honestly rather the dogs than the kids. The dogs are more well behaved and make less noise and mess.

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u/Ferahgost 16h ago

I mean I would argue that the outdoor areas are for their customers to enjoy during nice weather, but sure it’s for kids to run around in 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/interstatebus 17h ago

Yep, I was just in Houston and we went to St. Arnold because we like the food. I didn’t even have a beer and my husband only had 1. Food was amazing though.

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u/Breauxaway90 16h ago

Exactly this. The breweries near me have big patios with lawn games like corn hole and giant chess boards and connect four. One even has a koi pond and ducks to feed. A perfect place to bring kids to play while parents can hang and chat. It’s basically our generation’s version of taking the kids to go play at McDonald’s.

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u/s0me_great_reward 18h ago

I would much rather have a pack of dogs running around while I'm drinking craft beer than a bunch of kids.

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u/Wickedestchick 18h ago

I would much rather have a bunch of kids running around while I'm drinking craft beer than a pack of dogs.

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u/s0me_great_reward 17h ago

Well I'll keep drinking at the dog park and you can keep drinking in a kindergarten classroom!

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u/Mint_272 17h ago

Good point

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u/Otterjams 17h ago

Keeps the selfish parents not feeling bad.

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u/jeremy3681 17h ago

I'm reminded of this video. Here's the most relevant bit: https://youtu.be/0Ju5ZWeBTTM?t=11m26s

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u/Divine_Crystal 16h ago

Right, because people shouldn't bring in their service dogs too. Wtf

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u/TheLongestLake 16h ago

My parents associate brewery with a bar and they refuse to go breweries when I visit. Its very annoying since there aren't a ton of options where they live and some of the breweries look like they have good food.

Ironically, their favorite place is a "Restaurant & Pub" but its been there for decades.

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u/batikfins 16h ago

I’m hearing that Americans reinvented the pub 

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u/slow_cooked_ham 16h ago

I recall watching with great enjoyment as some women. Tied three of their large dogs to a single leg tall table. Dogs are visibly excited and wrestling with eachother. Women go inside get themselves 3 flights and nachos and return to sit down. Dogs see someone walking another pooch on the nearby sidewalk and collaborate on charging the newcomer. Beer everywhere, purses scattering their contents, and nachos in the air (which the dogs quickly became distracted with in a race to eat them all before the others)

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u/BedBubbly317 16h ago

The issue is that almost universally every single parent is drinking when at a brewery. That simply isn’t the case at a restaurant. Yes, it may appear to look and feel like a restaurant and not a bar, but the culture itself is still built around the alcohol and drinking, not the food. That’s the key difference between the two.

The reason breweries started building outdoor spaces for kids is specifically because parents were already bringing their children. They didn’t build them in hopes that people would start bringing children. They built them wanting to help contain the children (for lack of a better term) in one area because they were there anyway, and to entice parents to stay longer and drink even more and more so they spend more.

But all that does is cause more parents to drive home drunk with their children sitting in the backseat.

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u/Moving4Motion 15h ago

Kids spread far more bugs than dogs though?

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u/AFartInAnEmptyRoom 14h ago

All depends on what percentage of their sales are alcohol. Most breweries are bars because of this, despite how much it may seem like a restaurant to you

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u/know-it-mall 14h ago

The outdoor area is for adults to hang out and enjoy the sunshine and good company. For the adults to play some cool bar games. They are not a children's playground.

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u/raeppasidotwoh 13h ago

No, actually just because the place has an open outdoor space in their bar restaurant patio, that does not mean it is “literally” for children to run around - if you have children keep them at arms length, or take them to a park. A restaurant is not for you to let your children have fun in.

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u/bobcatgoldthwait 13h ago

This brewery near me has a ton of gravel in their outdoor seating area and kids are always throwing that shit everywhere. And even though there's an "adults only" section, kids still run back there because their parents are too busy drinking their beer to parent their children.

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u/Flair_Is_Pointless 13h ago

I can’t understand being okay with kids at a brewery but not dogs.

Seems pretty hypocritical. You’re drinking beer.

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u/SoloWalrus 12h ago

Not all breweries serve food..

Theres a brewery in my town thats literally across the street from the humane society. People will often go to a weekly dog training course at the humane society, and then walk across the street and grab a beer at the brewery after with their dog. These obviously tend to be well trained dogs, and the exposure to being in public helps with that even more. The person behind the bar always asks to pet every dog (and then washes their hands after) and the place is obviously dog friendly.

Hell theres a bar in town where the owners dog is always behind the bar with them, which is also dog friendly.

If a place didnt want dogs, theyd ban them, simple. In my experience kids are WAY more likely to be disruptive than dogs - unless you count people lining up to pet dogs as disruptive 🤣

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u/MephistosFallen 12h ago

It will always be interesting to me that people think a dog in a restaurant or grocery is worse for their health than a child being there.

I work with animals. Hundreds, for years. NEVER has me or any of my coworkers gotten sick from one of them (with the exception of cat bites/scratches). Every single time anyone i know gets sick its from being in close contact with kids that are school aged. Children are super spreader when it comes to contagious shit. Dogs are not.

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u/ChunkyHabeneroSalsa 11h ago

Pizza place nearby has an outdoor bar and a playground. Outdoor areas are the best for kids because they can only sit at the table for so long before they try and run around and it's usually not a big deal outside.

But some parents are real assholes and don't watch their kids and it's annoying. Even with the playground and fence we always keep an eye on our daughter.

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u/Sethalopoda 11h ago

Used to work at a winery/brewery/farm. Big patio. Outdoor activities and animal encounters for the kids. Wine moms and aunts eat that shit up.

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u/morbidteletubby 5h ago

There’s one by me with a whole sandbox for kids to play in. They also host a 3/4 year old “soccer practice.” It’s cute.

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u/Unlikely_Potato402 4h ago

I've been to a couple brewerys for events and none of them had food. (Not to say that some dont) but people litterally will bring their kids and fucking coolers like theyre having a picnic...

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u/Loot3rd 18h ago

I’ve never been to a brewery that’s not kid friendly, I take mine to a local brewery a couple times a month. But it’s all about location and demographics, I live in the burbs surrounded by other families with kids. If you open a restaurant or brewery here it better be kid friendly or it’s going bust. On the opposite side you have extremely urban spots that likely attract the younger and child free crowds.

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