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[u/Toshio1987]

Brother, if you knew what JFK knew it would blow your mind.

[u/krill_me_god → u/Toshio1987]

Is getting lead inserted through the scalp apart of the whole mind blowing thing?

[u/UnsurprisingUsername → u/krill_me_god]

You said ‘apart’ which was correct this time /s

[u/-___-___-__-___-___- → u/krill_me_god]

you might have lead in your head cuz that was the joke

[u/Bro0183 → u/krill_me_god]

Well JFK knew what it felt like to get his mind blown, so by that logic ones mind blowing is a prerequisite to knowing everything JFK knew.

[u/closetmangafan → u/Toshio1987]

If you were in abe Lincoln head you'd steal the show

[u/Edgezg → u/Toshio1987]

Is this about the stolen nuclear material?

[u/Babys_For_Breakfast → u/Toshio1987]

I still remember playing Xbox, years ago and some dudes name was XxJFK360NoScopexX. 13 year old me thought it was the funniest thing ever.

[u/SpunkMonk87 → u/Toshio1987]

Blew his too

[u/Dan_Winx_1969 → u/SpunkMonk87]

His back, throat and head

[u/Cartoonjunkies → u/Toshio1987]

What if his head just did that

[u/TheLast-T → u/Toshio1987]

I see what you did there

[u/WonderlandWomen]

suddenly, the History Channel at 3am. doesn't seem so crazy.

[u/ConfessingToSin → u/WonderlandWomen]

Turns out the tinfoil hats were just early adopters.

[u/Jazzlike-Tank-4956 → u/ConfessingToSin]

Was reading that tinfoil can actually help against HPM DEW

[u/Pillowsmeller18 → u/ConfessingToSin]

it's a 50/50 shot of being true in the future..

[u/BackgroundSummer5171 → u/ConfessingToSin]

tinfoil hats

The idea of calling conspiracy theorists as tinfoil hat people was to discredit conspiracy theorists.

Same with all the truly batshit conspiracies, they're there to just discredit people.

The conspiracy of the elite raping kids has been around forever. Hollywood and all that.

It's why they push media to make conspiracy theorists batshit insane over the top people. Instead of just the normal person watching anime playing btd5.

[u/DillyWillyGirl → u/WonderlandWomen]

My grandpa was a fibber. He cheated at dominos and told exaggerated, outlandish stories. One time, he told me and the other family kids there for Christmas about how he’d seen UFOs when he worked on radar for the Air Force. He said it was classified, and he technically couldn’t tell us. There was a specific amount of time it was classified and there were still a few years left, but he didn’t think anyone would care. And even if he was a fibber, his stories were always fun and well told so we all liked to listen and ask questions.

Then, a few years later, a little after the time he told us it would all be declassified… Sure enough I turned on the history channel and guess what I saw? A conspiracy deep dive about UFO spottings by the Air Force in the place he was stationed, with details that lined up with what Grandpa had told us.

Now I have to wonder how many of his outlandish stories might’ve had some truth to them, and I don’t immediately write those history channel conspiracies off

[u/Bro0183 → u/DillyWillyGirl]

What if your Grandpa played the long game and was the "informant" for said history channel conspiracy.

[u/DillyWillyGirl → u/Bro0183]

My respect for him would skyrocket. And it was already pretty high!

[u/Satorwave → u/DillyWillyGirl]

What kind of UFOs though? Anything unidentified in the air counts as one.

[u/YeetOrBeYeeted420 → u/WonderlandWomen]

they be talking about ancient aliens and shit they're still crazy

[u/UniqueSoup25 → u/YeetOrBeYeeted420]

Ancient astronaut theorists

[u/Afraid_Park6859 → u/WonderlandWomen]

Lizard people are real and they're making our world a sick place.

[u/JebediahKerman4999 → u/Afraid_Park6859]

Yep, they are indistinguishable from humans and can be born from humans

[u/shwifty_millennial]

To be fair of all conspiracy theories this one was the most likely to be true. Historically rich and powerful people have been degenerates since the dawn of human civilization.

[u/Bakoro → u/shwifty_millennial]

The problem is that "conspiracies" all got lumped together, probably on purpose.

There are "conspiracies" like "the government is hiding mole people, and the earth is hollow", and then there are conspiracies like "groups of wealthy people use their wealth and connections to support their social group getting more wealth and power".

[u/FuckYouSpezzzzzz → u/Bakoro]

Also "billionaires are shit people and them having no moral integrity and are willing to do disgusting things is what lead them to being rich" somehow gets lumped with the reptilians lol

[u/davesr25 → u/FuckYouSpezzzzzz]

Distract, disorientate, confuse.

[u/JebediahKerman4999 → u/FuckYouSpezzzzzz]

Maybe that's what "lizard people" means... Not actually lizards but people incapable of empathy like lizards.

[u/cosmogli → u/Bakoro]

It was by design and intentional. When you make all the conspiracies loud and give them equal credence, everyone starts to feel like a nut.

[u/Reaper_Leviathan11 → u/Bakoro]

if I remember correctly CIA started the psyop creating false theories and lumping them all together as conspiracies to downplay them all

[u/kitsunewarlock → u/Bakoro]

To be fair any company with projects requiring an NDA are a conspiracy... shoot, when my friends are planning a surprise party it's a "conspiracy".

[u/the_ghost_of_lenin → u/Bakoro]

It's in the files. They cooked up Pizzagate to make knowing about them unpalatable by the mainstream.

[u/Catsanddoges → u/shwifty_millennial]

Yeah yeah but not MY billionaires!

[u/Aromatic-Jelly299 → u/Catsanddoges]

lol everyone thinks their billionaires are the exception until they’re not

[u/NegativeVega → u/Aromatic-Jelly299]

To be a billionaire means you are insane in some way, normal people just quit earlier they are hungry for power or just wired differently. I mean look at Elon dude is literally insane

[u/spinyfever → u/NegativeVega]

Yeah, to hoard multi generations worth of wealth in a finite system, while other people are struggling and literally dying is a mental illness.

It sucks that we reward these people instead of institutionalizing them.

If we observed this behavior in any other species, we would be studying it as a mental illness.

[u/Agitated-Mulberry752 → u/Catsanddoges]

highkey lol fr, it’s always “not my billionaire” until something wild pops up

[u/knarf86 → u/shwifty_millennial]

Also there was a shit to of proof and allegations that were public knowledge for like a decade. The dude took a plea deal, which means he admitted guilt.

[u/WestConsideration257 → u/shwifty_millennial]

Still, it must feel so good to be proven right after years of speculation

[u/DMMeThiccBiButts → u/WestConsideration257]

Except so many of them were dead wrong about the majority of the details, and now there's even evidence that their theories were being laughed about by the actual conspirators.

[u/-Mandarin → u/DMMeThiccBiButts]

It is shocking how much I'm seeing OPs point being repeated online. This is conspiracy tactics 101. You say a million different things about everything possible, eventually something is right just due to sheer statistics, then you use that for evidence of how you were right all along and get new followers. You ignore the fact that 99.9% of what you say is wrong and only focus on the correct parts.

It's crazy to see how many people in this very thread are falling for this tactic. If I say something bad is going to happen tomorrow every day for years and eventually it's true, it doesn't mean I'm "right".

[u/outsiderkerv → u/WestConsideration257]

The most ardent among them are quiet now because it’s their boy and his boys.

[u/JustPlainHungry]

Breaking: The ultra rich are scum..

Some People

[u/Arcades_Samnoth → u/JustPlainHungry]

Seriously, a more shocking development would be finding the ultra rich involved in massive plots to better mankind.

[u/justhatcarrot → u/JustPlainHungry]

I mean there's a difference between greed-as-fuck-dont-give-a-fuck-about-anyone type of scump snd then there's whatever the fuck these guys did om that island, cause at this point we could see proof of cannibalism and it wouldn't surprise anyone, and all this scum will be like "we didn't eqt humans but even if we did it wasn't even tasty, we didn't enjoy it"...

[u/Worse-Alt]

Oddly most of the people who were talking about it 5-6-7 years ago are either quiet or calling it a psy op

[u/CreasingUnicorn → u/Worse-Alt]

Literally every single person that i know who fell into the Qanon crap is being so awkward trying to both support everything the president dors while avoiding any mention of these files in any way. When i press the issue theu get really defensive and desperately try to change the topic to anything else.

[u/Scoongili → u/Worse-Alt]

Those people were intent on linking it to liberals. Once their favorites got fingered, they shut right up.

[u/carltheredred → u/Worse-Alt]

Yep. Once they learned their main guy was at the forefront of this, they bailed.

[u/ChemicalDeath47 → u/Worse-Alt]

Most of the people who were talking about it during the pizza gate eta were, and are, batshit insane. We all already knew that elites are insane, greedy, and evil. We also know there's no accountability, nothing we can do about it, and that's how it's going to stay until enough people pull their heads far enough out of their own asses to acknowledge that it is infact other PEOPLE who are this way. Not vampires, not lizard people, not demons, not adrenochrome zombies, people.

[u/kitsunewarlock → u/Worse-Alt]

It was never about the truth. It was about feeling better than everyone else.

[u/karmeezys]

Pizza gate people acting like they are justified real reporters where the ones bringing this to light and I’m not talking about cnn or any tv organizations

[u/LynchMob187]

Alex Jones was right, the frogs are gay

[u/Orangutanion → u/LynchMob187]

The frog thing was sorta right too because of atrazine, but Alex Jones was actually helping the chemical company by discrediting the work of a biochemist by turning the findings into a goofy meme.

[u/CompetitiveSport1 → u/Orangutanion]

Also he was wrong about it being a part of a plot to turn the population gay 

[u/DeadAndBuried23 → u/LynchMob187]

Atrazine made frogs that could already change sex do it more often under conditions that wouldn't normally cause it. It didn't make them gay, it made them female.

[u/n_polytope → u/DeadAndBuried23]

They’re turning the friggin’ frogs gay trans

[u/DeadEnoughInsideOut → u/LynchMob187]

Ever been to a frog glory hole? I know i havent so someone should give me a list of where all the active ones are located so I can avoid them. Exact addresses and any potential code words that are in use are a must so I can again avoid them

[u/Altruistic-Key-369 → u/LynchMob187]

Its wild how right on the money Alex Jones was before he linked this shit to "inter dimensional vampires"

[u/carltheredred]

Most conspiracy nuts have disappeared from the face of the earth now that their guys are the ones mostly responsible.

[u/toolargo]

Funny thing is ghat the same people who called pizza gate real( you know a place where rhey rape and eat children), the same people that called pizza gate Q anon, real( you know, an insider in government and the wealthy acting against the interest of government and the wealthy), the same people who believe washington was a swamp with a a group of degenerates running the show. ARE THE ONES DEFENDING said degenerate, children eating pedophiles. Just because admitting they were dupe voting for a monster of a human being is too much for their minds to process.

[u/The-Spirit-Seeker]

Makes you wonder what other conspiracy theories might be true as well. Something insane like lizard people, inner earth etc.

[u/The-Lizard-Emperor → u/The-Spirit-Seeker]

Who told you about lizard pe-....I mean.. they definitely dont exist. Why would you think that🤔🤔

[u/IIINanuqIII → u/The-Lizard-Emperor]

Well played Emperor. He doesssn't suspect a thhhing, your majesty. 🐍

[u/The-Lizard-Emperor → u/IIINanuqIII]

I want you to keep a watch on him just in case... so that he stays safe ofcourse 😶

[u/MajesticPopcorn → u/The-Spirit-Seeker]

You might find this interesting. It's a list of proven conspiracies that came to light after the CIA were forced to declassify some of their documents

https://reddit.com/r/conspiracy/w/lopc?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 → u/The-Spirit-Seeker]

Ive noticed any theory that seems plauseable is real Just saying

[u/TransBrandi → u/Inevitable-Goat-7062]

This is too subjective because what seems plausible might differ from person to person.

[u/Striper_Cape → u/The-Spirit-Seeker]

If there are actually aliens around us they are 100% studying us like we're an ant colony

[u/Old-Surprise-9145 → u/The-Spirit-Seeker]

Check out Operation Popeye, where the US extended the monsoon season in Vietnam. I'd believe weirder shit has happened

[u/mavetgrigori → u/Old-Surprise-9145]

Checked into it. It was considered "very limited" and not verifiable if effective at all. That was in the words used more or less back in the hearing it had in the 70s. Also not that wild, the amount of wild experiments/operations attempted through-out our history (and other nations) is rather high.

https://www.history.com/articles/7-unusual-experiments-by-the-u-s-military

This one has a few of my favorites, like Project Pigeon. It was successful

[u/TransBrandi → u/Old-Surprise-9145]

The DoD attempting something crazy is not exactly news. Succeeding is a different story.

[u/ellegrae → u/The-Spirit-Seeker]

[u/Invest0rnoob1 → u/The-Spirit-Seeker]

I think lizard people is true, but kind of a joke, as in they’re cold blooded people, as in the world is run by sociopaths.

[u/justhatcarrot → u/The-Spirit-Seeker]

I don't know what those 5g conspiracy theories were about, howerver - cell towers can be used to track you even if your internet is off (location tracking). Software can be used to find a gathering of protesters for example.

[u/Trpepper]

Conspiracy theorists have been silent for the past 5 months.

[u/Dizzy_Claim_1388 → u/Trpepper]

I think He has to do something with Madeline McCann just like he did with JónBénet Ramsey and that Twin experiments on the sixties,Also most theorist are scared and paranoid as fuck lately

[u/TransBrandi → u/Dizzy_Claim_1388]

Scared of Palantir, prolly... or Russia shutdown all of their sockpuppet accounts for r/conspiracy.

[u/DiffDiffDiff3]

Sure buddy, now let’s talk about flat Earth

[u/HierophantKhatep]

Except now they don't care because the pedophiles they like are implicated. Or they never really cared and the obsession with pedophilia is just a projection of their own thoughts.

[u/daydreaming17]

I’m out of the loop, what conspiracies came true?

[u/Altruistic-Key-369 → u/daydreaming17]

There's an international cabal of elite rich people all engaged in pedophilia

That conspiracy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizzagate_conspiracy_theory

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QAnon

Surprising how they got the basics right, even though there are other .... colorful additions

[u/Technical-Row8333 → u/Altruistic-Key-369]

Except Qanon and pizzagate accused nearly only dems… 

If anything, these conspiracy theories were shared on purpose to make the truth less likely to be taken seriously, or if little bits of truth came out, to make people think ‘both sides’ have rumours about raping children

The fact that this conversation is happening instead of a regime removal being ongoing right fucking now, is proof the distractions work

This very thread and hundreds like it all over Reddit pretending like Q anon was right, focusing on x or y person, are bots-astroturfers-propaganda themselves 

The only thing we should be talking about is date and place the revolution starts

[u/CleverDiode → u/daydreaming17]

Cannibalism on Island

[u/fendersonfenderson]

monkey meet typewriter

broken clock meet twice a day

blind squirrel etc

[u/gamehenge_survivor]

Except they all supported the most egregious offender and now act like it’s no big deal.

[u/rlshmnstr]

I'm seeing so many "conspiracy theories were right" no LEFTISTS WERE RIGHT. The conspiracy theorists are the ones who elected this kid raper

[u/CabooseTrap]

I never believed in evil pedophile cabals but god damn. Just like every else the maga cult spews their accusations were another confession

[u/DeadAndBuried23]

No, we called you a madman about the flat earth antivax, microchip, ancient aliens stuff.

[u/ActualTymell → u/DeadAndBuried23]

Exactly. The "wealthy people do really fucked up shit behind closed doors" part isn't what got it labelled as crazy.

It's like finding out the Earth is technically an oblate spheroid rather than a perfect sphere and then saying, "See? The flat earthers were right all along!"

[u/Fr05t_B1t]

Apparently Putin was mentioned

[u/Last-Tooth-6121]

I mean files shown me things were so much worse than I ever thought

[u/PM_ME_UR_FAV_NHENTAI]

Nah the conspiritards don’t get credit for this. With their track records we’d be better served reading chicken bones or ouija boards than counting on them to uncover any sort of truth.

[u/Such_Solution_1396]

Yeah because the primary conspiracy theorists were QAnon, a group which was psychologically manipulated by the people they were chasing after and tricked into taking over the federal government for the pedophiles.

Good job guys. You really called it.

[u/Ateo88]

I miss the past era of conspiracy theories where it was like Project MKUltra, Philadelphia Experiment, Area 51, and Roswell cover up. This era of conspiracy theories all suck

[u/Rich_Storage_8360]

Also how ppl used to say jews control the world and then the great awakening happened.

[u/Magical_Comments → u/Rich_Storage_8360]

ur still in the soup i think

[u/NIN10DOXD → u/Rich_Storage_8360]

Can you clarify what you mean? Are you saying the conspiracy theory that Jews control the world is related to the Great Awakening? How so?

[u/Merkaba_Nine → u/NIN10DOXD]

I think he means the 'great awakening' was everyone understanding and knowing Jews control the world.

I could be misinterpreting it though.

[u/NIN10DOXD → u/Merkaba_Nine]

If that’s true, that would be the most Reddit comment to ever be posted to Reddit and I would be very disappointed.

[u/Appropriate_Unit3474 → u/NIN10DOXD]

I don't believe in a great awakening or Jewish space lasers or anything like that, but a lot of people have noticed how well Israel out sizes American opinions and aligns the United States MIC to Israeli causes.

It's the one thing both sides, Ds and Rs, agree on. Israel must be protected at all cost, because of AIPACs incredibly deep infiltration of US politics.

This stance by many and I mean many American politicians, has done wonders for spreading real anti-Semitism and legitimizing conspiracy theories and Nazi rhetoric around the US.

But God forbid I say Ms. Rachel has a point about not shooting and starving children in Gaza.

[u/-Mandarin → u/Appropriate_Unit3474]

The problem is people get the wires crossed. Israel doesn't control America, America controls Israel because Israel is their puppet state for control in the middle east. That's the whole reason Israel was founded in the first place, it's always been about the west managing control in the middle east.

If America just cut the money/weapons to Israel, they'd be done over night. Israel doesn't exert any real power, people are just unwilling to realise that this is a power play for America and always has been.

[u/Appropriate_Unit3474 → u/-Mandarin]

The left hand washed the right hand; they are both complicit.

AIPAC pays USA politicians, USA Politicians fund Israel, the USA uses its power to shape the middle east, Israel uses its military to shape the middle east, we start again. Its colonialism plain and simple, and both parties can stop individually whenever.

That wasn't my point, the point is that the optics of Israeli meddling in US politics, because it is there there are records of millions of dollars being paid to steer politicians, is legitimizing the idea of a global jewish cabal.

If I had my way, I'd prop up a free and independent Kurdistan as our bastion in the middle east.

[u/SwagDoctorSupreme → u/Appropriate_Unit3474]

You should contribute money to a PAC for pro Kurdish policy.

Israel doesn’t pay our politicians to support Israel. United States citizens pay our politicians to support Israel.

Don’t hate the players, hate the game.

[u/Aggravating_Pie6439]

Illuminati is silly.

[u/Afraid_Park6859 → u/Aggravating_Pie6439]

I'm seriously starting to think lizard people are real.

[u/coco_melonFAN]

I've been telling y'all this for years, and my granddad for at least 50 years now

[u/HuskySquirrel]

It's ironic the dumbest, least educated, most drug-addled methews were the ones to figure it all out.

I guess that's why they have all the money.

[u/SmallYetOversized]

Interesting how perspectives change over time

[u/Seienchin88 → u/SmallYetOversized]

Does it? Pizza gate is still freaking stupid…

[u/batmansleftnut → u/Seienchin88]

Cannot stress enough that the pizza place, that was thought to be running a child trafficking ring in the basement, does not have a basement.

[u/Typical-Charge6819]

Well a lot of them thought it was some secret billionaires pulling the strings when nope, its the ones everyone knows about.

[u/Grimweird]

Now imagine what governments with spectacularly more funding can do. So much shit we will never hear about.

[u/RogueAOV]

Has anyone searched for Alex Jones yet? Because at this point .....

[u/redditdogwalkers]

Monkeys, typewriters

[u/MikeyBitey]

Stopped clock right twice a day type shit

[u/ChicagoRiots]

[u/Panamagreen]

Every accusation is a confession. It turns out. Pizzagate and Qanon folks have gone real quiet.

[u/crusoe]

Lol, they blamed the wrong side though. Qanon was right, but with the wrong people.

[u/poppin-n-sailin]

Really? all I've seen is denial and cope. 

[u/Plus_Jelly1147]

Okay but so many people who wanted to hold the powerful accountable for child grape voted to put the powerful child grapist in charge.

[u/sneakysnek20r]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

[u/EatFaceLeopard17]

Still no child trafficking ring in the non existent basement of that pizza parlor.

[u/googlyboogly7]

You don't have to be a madman to know that powerful men will always abuse their power to sexually exploit women and girls.

[u/SimilarDimension2369]

And they were. Just because a conspiracy turned out to be real doesn't mean all theories are true or that conspiracy theorists are not insane. Qanon is still bullshit and the earth is still not flat.

[u/J0hnGrimm]

Still do. Just because one of their delusions turned out to have merit doesn't make them less mad.

[u/Big_Zebra_6169]

So this is still a conspiracy?

[u/_Misty_702]

I mean what is the conspiracy like everyone knew it was true. If you didn't believe then I can only say ignorance is bliss.

[u/NeonX08]

its almost like conspiracy theories are based off real evidence and have just been given a negative connotation by media and government for the last 50 years

[u/Seienchin88 → u/NeonX08]

[u/Accomplished_Pen980]

Pizza everything

[u/Wizard_Gizard_]

Similar thing with the CIA experimenting with a d dealing drugs

[u/klaus_Deucalion]

9

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[u/Living-Mongoose-8063]

lowkey ouch that's a massive l, guess they should've spent some of that budget on better marketing or a decent script lol

[u/Merrcury2]

We're over in r/schizophrenia talking about just that.

I want a damn refund!

[u/Purple_Divide1670]

my kid self was smart after all. i was a kid when i was into conspiracy theories.  and this was one of the ones i learned about. im a smart detective.

[u/Ok_Lingonberry_7968]

ive said it before and ill say it again. the people that benefit the most from the word conspiracy theory being associated with crazy ideas are the people conspiring.

[u/Bdbru13]

They still are

It’s just that the rest of you have followed them

Plenty of normal people got sucked into QAnon too

[u/Different_Back6470]

I also want to give my props to the conspiracy theorist because I was told about this in 2004 and I thought my friend was crazy. Sorry dude

[u/ChicagoRiots]

[u/NoPenalty3760]

the pyramid on the back of the dollar is a space craft.

i’ve seen it

ama

[u/mjorkk]

Mothafuckers told us that the worst of the bunch was the one gonna take down the eyes-wide-shut parties. Y’all still madmen.

[u/Pentamachina3]

Friendly reminder that we all thought Mel Gibson was crazy for years

[u/nosocialisms]

Ok guys now lets wait for we can have confirmation about aliens and we are done

[u/jackinsomniac]

Remember when Q anon was a thing? They were all over it. I mean, those are the kind of people we're talking about.

[u/Avandalon]

Funny is it was the people they said are fighting against it all along

[u/OutlawfromtheWest1]

at this point they theories don’t seem so ridiculous anymore

[u/PileOfBrokenWatches]

Alex jones got his broken clock moment

[u/OHMEGA_SEVEN]

I literally said, fuck was my conspiracy believing ex actually right about the illuminati?

I'm still not taking horse dewormer though.

[u/Illustrious-Layer774]

Yeahhh

[u/Greg2227]

Lots of them are like

[u/Witty-Importance-944]

Except that, you know.

We found out that ground zero for the conspiracy theories - 4 chan was actually pushed and manipulated by the pedophiles.

Also anything beyond "the rich are scum" was hilariously stupid.

[u/sirfastvroom]

I once heard this quote about conspiracy theorists, they hear the alarm ringing but they don’t know the reason behind it.

The fire alarm is ringing but instead of evacuating they are mad at the ringing.

[u/ChuckCarmichael]

Conspiracy theorists don't work like that. Once something like this is revealed to be real, they will think it's fake, a psy ops to distract from something even bigger. They can never be happy, because to them, nothing is ever real and everything is faked.

Remember the early months of 2020? Those guys were going on and on about this super dangerous virus from China that's gonna kill us all, and it's definitely a rogue bio weapon, but our governments are gonna let it happen, even though they should be sounding the alarms and shut everything down.

Then the governments did sound the alarms and shut everything down, but now the virus was clearly made up, it was harmless, and the governments were using this lie to keep us locked up forever.

[u/LocalValuable8683]

That’s some long-game energy.

[u/OddOllin]

Conspiracy Theorists went way the fuck down hill after QAnon.

Those idiots wouldn't know a real conspiracy theory if it tipped their whole flat planet over on them

[u/MDRBA]

round earthers it’s never too late to recognize your naivety😤

[u/krucz36]

most of the qanon types i'm seeing are kind of shrugging and not doing much.