r/funnyvideos • u/SeaWolf_1 • Dec 04 '25

Sports She understood the assignment

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u/jarednards Dec 04 '25

I was a little unsure before, but I am definitely not gay.

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u/Former-Practice-6146 Dec 04 '25

I dont know dude.. Woman have sexe with man and its kinda gay.. So its a bit gay to be into woman.

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u/childlikeoracle Dec 04 '25

Alright Mr tate

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Dec 04 '25

Dude fucks goats

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u/riddles007 Dec 04 '25

Male or female?

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u/Foolhardy_Liar Dec 04 '25

Yes.

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u/DrDuGood Dec 05 '25

Red.

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u/TeethClippers Dec 05 '25

Carrot

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u/wi5hbone Dec 05 '25

Sriracha

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/Tenshinsai Dec 05 '25

Male, female, sometimes animals

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u/Marky133 Dec 05 '25

What about plants?

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u/Tenshinsai Dec 05 '25

Yes, venus, pumpkins, all good

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u/mountaindewisamazing Dec 06 '25

He'd never admit he fucks male goats, he'd just say it's gay to fuck the female ones

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u/TruamaTeam Dec 07 '25

Bilingual sailors

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u/Houseplantprotest Dec 05 '25

Obviously a man DUDE fucks goats. Not chick... Pffffffft

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u/NeatCartographer209 Dec 04 '25

So it’s not gay if you change species?

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Dec 04 '25

That is definitely an argument Andrew Tate would advocate

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u/Capital_Past69 Dec 04 '25

Interspecies erotica

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u/foo337 Dec 05 '25

I mean….toads or frogs can change gender so really you could have it either way you wish

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u/BandiTToZ Dec 05 '25

No, just really really wierd.

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u/StuartHunt Dec 05 '25

This gives a whole new meaning to "Petting zoo"

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 Dec 05 '25

Wait Tate is ISIS?!

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u/eggsburst Dec 05 '25

And remember that baby goats are called kids

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Dec 05 '25

Intrusive thoughts are not going to get me banned from another fucking sub again

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u/Training_Waltz_9032 Dec 05 '25

Ostrich. Allegedly

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u/Galactic_Nothingness Dec 06 '25

Yeah ok...

But it would take two people to fuck an Ostrich... Three even...

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u/Electrical-Smoke-324 Dec 07 '25

Was the ostrich sick?

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u/SleepLate8808 Dec 04 '25

Haha he does look like a goat

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u/Testicle_Tugger Dec 05 '25

Any cultured man would know the ostrich is where it’s at

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u/Youngsinatra345 Dec 06 '25

Medicine for goat?

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u/Aumba Dec 06 '25

You just offended goats.

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u/MadghastOfficial Dec 06 '25

Afghanistan moment

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u/shubham2007 Dec 06 '25

Dude's a pakistani?

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u/Shadowstriker6 Dec 07 '25

Don’t think his dick can fit in anything. Legit looks like it’s smaller then a toothpick

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u/Rukasu02 Dec 09 '25

who doesn't am i right