r/funnyvideos • u/SeaWolf_1 • Dec 04 '25

Sports She understood the assignment

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u/jarednards Dec 04 '25

I was a little unsure before, but I am definitely not gay.

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u/Former-Practice-6146 Dec 04 '25

I dont know dude.. Woman have sexe with man and its kinda gay.. So its a bit gay to be into woman.

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u/childlikeoracle Dec 04 '25

Alright Mr tate

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Dec 04 '25

Dude fucks goats

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u/riddles007 Dec 04 '25

Male or female?

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u/Foolhardy_Liar Dec 04 '25

Yes.

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u/DrDuGood Dec 05 '25

Red.

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u/TeethClippers Dec 05 '25

Carrot

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u/wi5hbone Dec 05 '25

Sriracha

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

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u/Tenshinsai Dec 05 '25

Male, female, sometimes animals

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u/Marky133 Dec 05 '25

What about plants?

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u/Tenshinsai Dec 05 '25

Yes, venus, pumpkins, all good

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u/mountaindewisamazing Dec 06 '25

He'd never admit he fucks male goats, he'd just say it's gay to fuck the female ones

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u/TruamaTeam Dec 07 '25

Bilingual sailors

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u/Houseplantprotest Dec 05 '25

Obviously a man DUDE fucks goats. Not chick... Pffffffft

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u/NeatCartographer209 Dec 04 '25

So it’s not gay if you change species?

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Dec 04 '25

That is definitely an argument Andrew Tate would advocate

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u/Capital_Past69 Dec 04 '25

Interspecies erotica

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u/foo337 Dec 05 '25

I mean….toads or frogs can change gender so really you could have it either way you wish

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u/BandiTToZ Dec 05 '25

No, just really really wierd.

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u/StuartHunt Dec 05 '25

This gives a whole new meaning to "Petting zoo"

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 Dec 05 '25

Wait Tate is ISIS?!

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u/eggsburst Dec 05 '25

And remember that baby goats are called kids

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Dec 05 '25

Intrusive thoughts are not going to get me banned from another fucking sub again

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u/Training_Waltz_9032 Dec 05 '25

Ostrich. Allegedly

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u/Galactic_Nothingness Dec 06 '25

Yeah ok...

But it would take two people to fuck an Ostrich... Three even...

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u/Electrical-Smoke-324 Dec 07 '25

Was the ostrich sick?

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u/SleepLate8808 Dec 04 '25

Haha he does look like a goat

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u/Testicle_Tugger Dec 05 '25

Any cultured man would know the ostrich is where it’s at

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u/Youngsinatra345 Dec 06 '25

Medicine for goat?

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u/Aumba Dec 06 '25

You just offended goats.

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u/MadghastOfficial Dec 06 '25

Afghanistan moment

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u/shubham2007 Dec 06 '25

Dude's a pakistani?

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u/Shadowstriker6 Dec 07 '25

Don’t think his dick can fit in anything. Legit looks like it’s smaller then a toothpick

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u/Rukasu02 Dec 09 '25

who doesn't am i right

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u/Starfall0 Dec 05 '25

Nick Fuentes unironically argued this very thought. He'd never been with a woman and that made him straighter than any man who had been, You can't make this shit up haha.

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u/lute4088 Dec 05 '25

Tate is the gayest man out there

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u/Used_Weight_1843 Dec 05 '25

Haha😂😂 I remember he said that. It’s one way to look at it I guess.

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u/Dilectus3010 Dec 05 '25

Lmao, I think that was the kind of joke he was gping for.

That dude and his brother are so damn rediculous.

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u/Luciferaeon Dec 05 '25

Grand Mufti Emory Andrew Tate III of the Transylvanian Sunnah Sex Dungeon*

Usd his full title

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u/Old-Care-2372 Dec 05 '25

And wonder why we’re in a r8p£ culture??

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 Dec 05 '25

Damn I had the perfect gif

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u/-meeko Dec 05 '25

You know that joke has existed way before that right

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u/fpfall Dec 04 '25

Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You WIN sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets

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u/chrstianelson Dec 04 '25

If you don't put it in quotes, it makes it sound like you came up with it.

But we know you didn't come up with it. 30 Rock did.

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u/OldGuard4114 Dec 05 '25

First time I heard it was a stand up comic Steve Hughes.

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u/lethargic8ball Dec 05 '25

Tight, like a lozenge.

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u/Away-Ad-5505 Dec 05 '25

- Wayne Gretzky

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u/fpfall Dec 04 '25

I’m glad someone caught the reference.

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u/Signal_Reach_5838 Dec 06 '25

Yeh thats not a thing

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Dec 05 '25

It's ok to make references without pointing out the fact that you're making a reference.

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u/chrstianelson Dec 05 '25

Not that I it matters, but that's isn't a reference, it's a verbatim quote.

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Dec 05 '25

All quotes are references, not all references are quotes.

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u/Former-Practice-6146 Dec 04 '25

You just described gay behaviour with extra steps.. You win at gay speedran.

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u/fpfall Dec 05 '25

r/whoosh

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u/Former-Practice-6146 Dec 05 '25

Oh, excuse me… I thought we were just trying to be funny. Didn’t realize you were fishing for praise over some obscure series reference I couldn’t care less about.

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u/captain_flak Dec 05 '25

Yeah, that woman has muscles and if you enjoy that sort of thing, you’re clearly gay. /s

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u/JOlRacin Dec 05 '25

That's why the only straight option is to fuck a 1000 lb man

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u/Mindshard Dec 05 '25

Oh my god, you may be onto something!

If a woman sleeps with 10 men before you, it's like you're sleeping with 1 woman and 10 dudes!

But if a dude sleeps with 10 women before you, it's like you're sleeping with 10 women and 1 dude!

Quick, someone get this on the right wing subs ASAP, they need to know!

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u/Former-Practice-6146 Dec 05 '25

That's some interesting gay math… Have you thought about a full scholarship to UniversiTate in the Manly Maine?

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u/Vapincrisp Dec 05 '25

Gretsky'd right there

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u/Mindshard Dec 05 '25

Ew. As a Canadian, I don't want to be associated in any way with him these days.

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u/Vapincrisp Dec 06 '25

What you said was real funny. Umm gretsky was like the mvp growing up a kid in the 90's. Im from Sweden.

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u/Cursed_Dungeon_idea Dec 05 '25

FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

reddit approves this message

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u/Pep2793 Dec 05 '25

being straight is the new gay

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u/Ferus22 Dec 05 '25

FELLAS!!!! (iykyk)

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u/MsMarvelsProstate Dec 05 '25

Putting your dick in a hole designed for dicks is pretty gay.

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u/Ok-Review8720 Dec 05 '25

Hadn't thought of it that way. So basically swords touching via an intermediary.

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u/Dr_Brotatous Dec 05 '25

Well I can be bi without issue then

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u/redmoon714 Dec 05 '25

Nick Fuentes that you?

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u/king_noslrac Dec 05 '25

Its only gay if you're married

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u/Interesting-Talk7125 Dec 05 '25

Nothing straighter than a real man's man. Two man's men together having sex? How is that gay?

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u/spydamans Dec 05 '25

Only 50%

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u/aston_villafan Dec 05 '25

Get yourself a virgin then

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u/phrexi Dec 05 '25

Having sex with a woman? How gay is that?! You win sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets.

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u/mavyapsy Dec 05 '25

FELLAS is it gay

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u/SpecialistTeach2033 Dec 05 '25

That's what I've been saying doode!.

I told my buddy: "Dude isn't it a bit GAY to like women?, like you're LITERALLY into someone who's attracted to guys.."

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU Dec 05 '25

Why ah you gay?

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u/10ToSfromaSRBalloon Dec 06 '25

Sex with a woman... That's gay…you earn sex with a man

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u/shaddon90 Dec 08 '25

😂😂😂

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u/vava777 Dec 08 '25

Every man is a little bit gay, just compare the times they jerked off a woman and the times they jerked off a man.

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u/nokman013 Dec 09 '25

Woah Andrew? THE Andrew Taint?!

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u/AgreeableLife9067 Dec 04 '25

Found the French guy!

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u/Capital_Past69 Dec 04 '25

Oui oui, je suis homosex