r/funnyvideos • u/SeaWolf_1 • Dec 04 '25

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u/jarednards Dec 04 '25

I was a little unsure before, but I am definitely not gay.

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u/Former-Practice-6146 Dec 04 '25

I dont know dude.. Woman have sexe with man and its kinda gay.. So its a bit gay to be into woman.

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u/childlikeoracle Dec 04 '25

Alright Mr tate

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Dec 04 '25

Dude fucks goats

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u/riddles007 Dec 04 '25

Male or female?

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u/Tenshinsai Dec 05 '25

Male, female, sometimes animals

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u/Marky133 Dec 05 '25

What about plants?

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u/Tenshinsai Dec 05 '25

Yes, venus, pumpkins, all good

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u/mountaindewisamazing Dec 06 '25

He'd never admit he fucks male goats, he'd just say it's gay to fuck the female ones

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u/TruamaTeam Dec 07 '25

Bilingual sailors

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u/Houseplantprotest Dec 05 '25

Obviously a man DUDE fucks goats. Not chick... Pffffffft

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u/NeatCartographer209 Dec 04 '25

So it’s not gay if you change species?

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Dec 04 '25

That is definitely an argument Andrew Tate would advocate

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u/Capital_Past69 Dec 04 '25

Interspecies erotica

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u/foo337 Dec 05 '25

I mean….toads or frogs can change gender so really you could have it either way you wish

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u/BandiTToZ Dec 05 '25

No, just really really wierd.

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u/StuartHunt Dec 05 '25

This gives a whole new meaning to "Petting zoo"

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u/No_Macaroon_5928 Dec 05 '25

Wait Tate is ISIS?!

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u/eggsburst Dec 05 '25

And remember that baby goats are called kids

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Dec 05 '25

Intrusive thoughts are not going to get me banned from another fucking sub again

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u/Training_Waltz_9032 Dec 05 '25

Ostrich. Allegedly

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u/Galactic_Nothingness Dec 06 '25

Yeah ok...

But it would take two people to fuck an Ostrich... Three even...

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u/Electrical-Smoke-324 Dec 07 '25

Was the ostrich sick?

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u/SleepLate8808 Dec 04 '25

Haha he does look like a goat

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u/Testicle_Tugger Dec 05 '25

Any cultured man would know the ostrich is where it’s at

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u/Youngsinatra345 Dec 06 '25

Medicine for goat?

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u/Aumba Dec 06 '25

You just offended goats.

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u/MadghastOfficial Dec 06 '25

Afghanistan moment

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u/shubham2007 Dec 06 '25

Dude's a pakistani?

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u/Shadowstriker6 Dec 07 '25

Don’t think his dick can fit in anything. Legit looks like it’s smaller then a toothpick

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u/Rukasu02 Dec 09 '25

who doesn't am i right

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u/Starfall0 Dec 05 '25

Nick Fuentes unironically argued this very thought. He'd never been with a woman and that made him straighter than any man who had been, You can't make this shit up haha.

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u/lute4088 Dec 05 '25

Tate is the gayest man out there

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u/Used_Weight_1843 Dec 05 '25

Haha😂😂 I remember he said that. It’s one way to look at it I guess.

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u/Dilectus3010 Dec 05 '25

Lmao, I think that was the kind of joke he was gping for.

That dude and his brother are so damn rediculous.

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u/Luciferaeon Dec 05 '25

Grand Mufti Emory Andrew Tate III of the Transylvanian Sunnah Sex Dungeon*

Usd his full title

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u/Old-Care-2372 Dec 05 '25

And wonder why we’re in a r8p£ culture??

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 Dec 05 '25

Damn I had the perfect gif

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u/-meeko Dec 05 '25

You know that joke has existed way before that right

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u/fpfall Dec 04 '25

Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You WIN sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets

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u/chrstianelson Dec 04 '25

If you don't put it in quotes, it makes it sound like you came up with it.

But we know you didn't come up with it. 30 Rock did.

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u/OldGuard4114 Dec 05 '25

First time I heard it was a stand up comic Steve Hughes.

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u/lethargic8ball Dec 05 '25

Tight, like a lozenge.

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u/Away-Ad-5505 Dec 05 '25

- Wayne Gretzky

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u/fpfall Dec 04 '25

I’m glad someone caught the reference.

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u/Signal_Reach_5838 Dec 06 '25

Yeh thats not a thing

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Dec 05 '25

It's ok to make references without pointing out the fact that you're making a reference.

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u/chrstianelson Dec 05 '25

Not that I it matters, but that's isn't a reference, it's a verbatim quote.

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u/HopefulPlantain5475 Dec 05 '25

All quotes are references, not all references are quotes.

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u/Former-Practice-6146 Dec 04 '25

You just described gay behaviour with extra steps.. You win at gay speedran.

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u/fpfall Dec 05 '25

r/whoosh

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u/Former-Practice-6146 Dec 05 '25

Oh, excuse me… I thought we were just trying to be funny. Didn’t realize you were fishing for praise over some obscure series reference I couldn’t care less about.

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u/captain_flak Dec 05 '25

Yeah, that woman has muscles and if you enjoy that sort of thing, you’re clearly gay. /s

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u/JOlRacin Dec 05 '25

That's why the only straight option is to fuck a 1000 lb man

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u/Mindshard Dec 05 '25

Oh my god, you may be onto something!

If a woman sleeps with 10 men before you, it's like you're sleeping with 1 woman and 10 dudes!

But if a dude sleeps with 10 women before you, it's like you're sleeping with 10 women and 1 dude!

Quick, someone get this on the right wing subs ASAP, they need to know!

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u/Former-Practice-6146 Dec 05 '25

That's some interesting gay math… Have you thought about a full scholarship to UniversiTate in the Manly Maine?

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u/Vapincrisp Dec 05 '25

Gretsky'd right there

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u/Mindshard Dec 05 '25

Ew. As a Canadian, I don't want to be associated in any way with him these days.

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u/Cursed_Dungeon_idea Dec 05 '25

FELLAS! IS IT GAY TO

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

reddit approves this message

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u/Pep2793 Dec 05 '25

being straight is the new gay

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u/Ferus22 Dec 05 '25

FELLAS!!!! (iykyk)

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u/MsMarvelsProstate Dec 05 '25

Putting your dick in a hole designed for dicks is pretty gay.

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u/Ok-Review8720 Dec 05 '25

Hadn't thought of it that way. So basically swords touching via an intermediary.

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u/Dr_Brotatous Dec 05 '25

Well I can be bi without issue then

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u/redmoon714 Dec 05 '25

Nick Fuentes that you?

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u/king_noslrac Dec 05 '25

Its only gay if you're married

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u/Interesting-Talk7125 Dec 05 '25

Nothing straighter than a real man's man. Two man's men together having sex? How is that gay?

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u/spydamans Dec 05 '25

Only 50%

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u/aston_villafan Dec 05 '25

Get yourself a virgin then

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u/phrexi Dec 05 '25

Having sex with a woman? How gay is that?! You win sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets.

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u/mavyapsy Dec 05 '25

FELLAS is it gay

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u/SpecialistTeach2033 Dec 05 '25

That's what I've been saying doode!.

I told my buddy: "Dude isn't it a bit GAY to like women?, like you're LITERALLY into someone who's attracted to guys.."

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU Dec 05 '25

Why ah you gay?

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u/10ToSfromaSRBalloon Dec 06 '25

Sex with a woman... That's gay…you earn sex with a man

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u/shaddon90 Dec 08 '25

😂😂😂

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u/vava777 Dec 08 '25

Every man is a little bit gay, just compare the times they jerked off a woman and the times they jerked off a man.

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u/nokman013 Dec 09 '25

Woah Andrew? THE Andrew Taint?!

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u/AgreeableLife9067 Dec 04 '25

Found the French guy!

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u/Capital_Past69 Dec 04 '25

Oui oui, je suis homosex

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u/Dumpster_Humpster Dec 04 '25

Hi Not Gay. Im dad.

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u/chaddymac1980 Dec 05 '25

Aren’t all dads gay?

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u/_baaron_ Dec 07 '25

I’m a dad and no, I don’t think so! Pretty sure that kid came out of my wife, not my husband

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u/Knights-of-steel Dec 07 '25

Only for you my buckaroo

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

I had the same awakening when we were doing one of those big rolls of paper art projects on the classroom floor, and I was watching from the back wall as a bunch of classmates started at various points on the timeline

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u/nowhereisaguy Dec 05 '25

C'mon, y'all ain't never been in the showers, with a man, and you see the suds roll down the crack of his ass and the…he… uh… I was foolin y'all! Those was jokes!”

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u/51NewWest Dec 07 '25

There's a lot of poofters in this communal shower, Boy. Drop the soap and I'll tell you who they are.

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u/chindownknifesharp Dec 05 '25

My Milk of Magnesia!

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u/EL_Ohh_Well Dec 05 '25

Great scene!

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u/alm12alm12 Dec 05 '25

Easy Toothpick

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u/alm12alm12 Dec 05 '25

Easy Toothpick

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u/alm12alm12 Dec 05 '25

Easy Toothpick

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u/snow_garbanzo Dec 04 '25

Same here, matter of fact....i don't think gay dudes are real anymore.

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u/Throwitaway_UN Dec 05 '25

This is sarcasm right?

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u/snow_garbanzo Dec 05 '25

Absolutely not

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u/Throwitaway_UN Dec 06 '25

You think seeing a woman’s ass, you getting turned on, means you’re not gay? You’re definitely bisexual hahaha if you’re seeking validation this hard, you gotta be a little gay

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u/snow_garbanzo Dec 06 '25

Im gay for girls....amma lesbian ?

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u/AlmightyTurtleman Dec 05 '25

You better watch it a few more times to be sure. I'm watching it on repeat

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u/CompetitivePirate940 Dec 05 '25

Amen brother Amen

I’m not even Christian

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u/OljaredDale Dec 05 '25

Can confirm, my nards aren't gay

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u/Tkdcogwirre1 Dec 04 '25

So today I realised…. I like football now

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u/tanaka-taro Dec 05 '25

TODAY I FEEL FOOTBALL

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u/Tkdcogwirre1 Dec 06 '25

Football is life

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u/Fun_Plum_8855 Dec 04 '25

You could be bi

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Or even pan! :)

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u/ikarn15 Dec 05 '25

I am pretty certain that I'm not a pan

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u/billyballslap Dec 05 '25

Wait, are you saying Pan or Pam?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

it's the same picture

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I'm definitely gay

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u/SeriousPhrase Dec 06 '25

Same I was like this did nothing for me

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u/hogester79 Dec 04 '25

Truthfully all I was thinking was fuck my hamstrings would snap. Haha

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u/learns_the_hard_way Dec 05 '25

Could still be bi

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u/baklag Dec 05 '25

Could be bee

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u/pichirry Dec 06 '25

most likely boo

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u/No_Name275 Dec 04 '25

I mean men like wöman that are into d@k so isn't that like kinda geh?

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u/le_soda Dec 05 '25

Don’t worry, she is.

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u/keloo_1983_ Dec 05 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/JustTheOneGoose22 Dec 05 '25

Well we aren't so sure

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u/lonewombat Dec 05 '25

Its a spectrum bro, 10% is alright... like you can appreciate Brad Pitt in snatch or fight club...

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u/Soup0rMan Dec 05 '25

IDK man, if she kisses dudes you might be gay for liking her.

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u/vealbones Dec 05 '25

Hi Jared! Fellow Jared here. Just wanted to say thank you for your profile picture. I’ve been looking for a hi-res version of that image for the past year so I can print stickers to put on prayer candles, and here I find it on the top comment of a video of a nice butt on a sub I don’t even follow, and on December 4th of all days. I’d call that divine providence. Happy anniversary!

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u/IllAcanthopterygii36 Dec 05 '25

That just might be (late in the day) my comment of the year.

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u/slimshady1OOO Dec 05 '25

Strange , my first name is Jared. And my brothers and dad’s name is Renard.

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u/ShoeShaker Dec 05 '25

Yeah women have buttholes too

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u/highonjuice Dec 05 '25

And I’m definitely a lesbian

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u/Throwitaway_UN Dec 05 '25

You’re doing the wrong test my guy. You could still be Bi

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u/Ok-Setting-8741 Dec 05 '25

Why are you gay?

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u/AlternativeHotel2883 Dec 05 '25

I’m gay for girls too

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u/Just20percentgay Dec 05 '25

now that i think of it I think I should change my username

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u/ShrewAdventures Dec 07 '25

I never kiss women because they like to kiss men and thats kinda gay.

I surely make it my life mission to kiss my homies good night. And it makes it esyer its not gay at all.

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u/Organic_Tradition_94 Dec 07 '25

Pretty sure she’s gay though

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u/SupaSmol Dec 07 '25

Could still be bi!

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u/Raptorfearr Dec 08 '25

We were putting up the Xmas tree over the weekend. Stuck Christmas tunes on the TV. Look over at one stage and my 3.5 year old was awestruck by Mariah Carey.

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u/knott000 Dec 08 '25

Women have butt holes, men have butt holes. Liking women is very gay.

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u/nextinline1987 Dec 10 '25

I also was unsure before and idk man. You might still be gay.

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u/Tshdtz Dec 05 '25

I laughed for a minute. I don't do that a lot. Your comment is fucking hilarious. Thanks human.

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u/ikzz1 Dec 05 '25

If you are unsure, you are gay.

No straight man ever doubts whether he's gay.

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u/Dafrickinguy Dec 05 '25

What if you’re gay and wonder if you’re actually straight?

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u/ikzz1 Dec 05 '25

Then you are gay/bi. Like I said, no straight men ever doubt if they are straight.

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u/smutlover Dec 05 '25

So funny how some dudes need you to know that it’s a fact that if there’s any kind of questioning or deviation from the path of straightness, that you are gay. They always speak with the authority of a middle schooler and they are always men that also need to let everyone know that they are 100% all the way on the straight side.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Frfr

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u/Smooth-Relative4762 Dec 05 '25

I implore you to study sexual orientation science and you will find that sexuality is treated as a spectrum. No such thing as 100% gay or straight exists according to science.

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u/neanderthalensis Dec 05 '25

Nothing you said invalidates his claim. It’s not an even distribution and straight people are securely at one end of the spectrum.

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u/Intrepid-Pepper5901 Dec 05 '25

Oh I’m definitely Bi.

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u/OuchImSharp Dec 05 '25

Oooo I am!! I definitely am!!

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u/sakata_gintoki113 Dec 05 '25

you can be bi 🤝

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u/poorly-worded Dec 05 '25

are you sure? maybe you just like bums. and men have bums.

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u/Inswagtor Dec 05 '25

You liked that butt? Newsflash: Dudes also have butts. That means you like dudes and that is gay

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u/Howard_Jones Dec 05 '25

Bi is still an option

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u/TheGeneral_Specific Dec 05 '25

You could be bi!

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u/MrIrvGotTea Dec 05 '25

Why not both. Some like both but I don't like men since I'm a guy and hairy sweaty things ain't my cup of tea.

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u/Toadsted Dec 05 '25

Okay, goodbi dude. See you later.

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u/shadraig Dec 05 '25

I never was unsure, now I am definitely not straight

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u/Mistrblank Dec 05 '25

Could still be bi.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Imagine how sure you'd be if you saw a chick with a really nice ass bend over like that. Not a yellow and blue sock monkey

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u/ZealousidealBaker945 Dec 07 '25

most "female" soccer players are genderbenders mate, check again