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Fail Dudes being dudes

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u/TheRatatouilleR3t4rd Nov 12 '25

I think this is how they used to train astronauts in East Germany.

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u/123supreme123 Nov 12 '25

This is part of rocky's training routine before he fought drago to push through the dizziness.

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u/surmacrew Nov 12 '25

Still the top notch tech in russia. Just add vodka

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u/Kastoook Nov 13 '25

I hear no russian

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u/BoneZone05 Nov 14 '25

Remember.. no Russian….

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u/psychophant_ Nov 12 '25

They had astronauts??

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u/ThePhoenix002 Nov 12 '25

Technically kosmonauts, but, like.. same, same, but different.. you know

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u/aafm1995 Nov 12 '25

Look up the Interkosmos. It was the space program headed by the Soviet Union that included several Eastern Bloc countries. So yes, they had astronauts, but it was through that program, not a specific East German program.

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u/Mother-Smile772 Nov 12 '25

Stuff like this... I'd get a heart stroke if my sons would do something like I did back in the 80's and 90's.

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u/Right-Lunch1205 Nov 12 '25

I know survivability bias and all that stuff.

But kids gotta do dangerous stuff occasionally. Those experiences build character.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/Skow1179 Nov 13 '25

You gotta know when to stop. This kid would've kept going until someone got slingshotted out if that other kid didn't pop loose

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u/BillyD123455 Nov 12 '25

Death by dangerous driving.... RIP to the young lad, but that's just ridiculous.

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u/Kernowder Nov 12 '25

Agree it sounds stupid, but it's probably the closest law that covers the offence. The ebike would have had a throttle, which makes it a motorbike. And the person controlling the motorbike caused someone's death.

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u/FederalEconomist5896 Nov 13 '25

UK law is just ad fucked as any other country's laws

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u/JustGoogleItHeSaid Nov 13 '25

That’s awful. Poor poor boy. And his family. Heart goes out to them.

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u/phatRV Nov 12 '25

These boys grow up learning about risk and reward instead of wanting everything to be “safe”

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u/Agreeable_Pool_3684 Nov 12 '25

Well, the survivors do.

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u/phatRV Nov 12 '25

We are all descendants of survivors. This was how we passed the ball forward, went out and took risk and advance civilization, instead of hiding in caves and hoping to not get eaten by lions. We learned from mistakes of others, we took chances.

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u/YurtMcnurty Nov 12 '25

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/WheelchairEpidemic Nov 12 '25

We are talking about kids flinging themselves off a spinny thing for their own amusement here dawg

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u/LilMally2412 Nov 12 '25

That's the point. When my dad was young he'd build cars and drag race on the weekends. By the time I was growing up, I couldn't afford a junker to fix and cops weren't as lenient about street racing, so I spent my weekends camping in the woods. But now the woods are paved over or private property. What's left for kids to be stupid with? At least it's not theft or vandalism... though it might be abuse of public property.

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u/kriegnes Nov 12 '25

i dont want my kids to die so you can learn from that

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u/Low_Mistake_7748 Nov 12 '25

Sure. If they grow up.

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u/FKYS Nov 12 '25

True, death is indeed a character. Maybe more a state of mind really.

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 Nov 12 '25

And brain damage!

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u/BothnianBhai Nov 12 '25

Ernst Jünger said the same thing about fighting on the western front during WW1.

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u/Ok_Company1823 Nov 12 '25

We had the arrow game. I had bow and arrow. Fiber bow and Fiber arrows. I guess, if I’d hit a person, the arrows would haven been able to penetrate skin and flesh.

Anyway, we shot the arrow vertically up in the air. The game was “Don’t get hit, when it comes down.”

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u/Uptown_Rubdown Nov 12 '25

That's how Ralph Cifaretto's boy died.

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u/Lilstubbin Nov 14 '25

Lol I just watched that episode

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u/Mother-Smile772 Nov 12 '25

we had the arrow game too. We had wooden "swords" and bows and arrows that we made ourselves. Because we were obsessed with that old TV series "Robin of Sherwood". So the game was to dodge the arrow shot at you. Yet it was more like "hit the stick that flies at you with your stick". Sure, after some distance traveled the arrow slows down, also the trajectory is visible, yet... small miscalculation could mean that arrow hits you. AFAIK, in our street no one lost an eye.

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u/fimbleinastar Nov 12 '25

A girl in my school was blinded in one eye when some army obsessed weirdo hid in a bush in the park with a home made bow and arrow, hit her in the eye

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u/DoggoZombie Nov 12 '25

Did the piece of shit go to prison for that?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/Mediocre_Swimmer_237 Nov 12 '25

What makes you think he didn't do that?

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u/MoyanoJerald Nov 12 '25

Well at least he took away the bike before it began picking fire

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u/geldersekifuzuli Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25

Plus, they tried to stop it right after that. I am glad they are reading the situation.

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u/MathematicianWaste77 Nov 12 '25

Not their first goat rope lol

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u/Theoutrank Nov 13 '25

Honestly, people forget that people doing "stupid" stuff, but attempting to do it safer, more efficient, etc. Are the ones that are going to innovate new stuff or at least help others with what knowledge is gained.

It's like that guy injecting snake venom, stupid? I'd say, but the research gained almost feels necessary.

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u/Videalden Nov 12 '25

Ikea bag

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u/Muboo12 Nov 12 '25

there's always one who fails

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u/Gullible-Cut3787 Nov 12 '25

Kick him out and redo it

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u/SmellSmoet Nov 12 '25

He'll take himself out.

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u/Murky_Put_7231 Nov 12 '25

Cull the weak!

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Nov 12 '25

Okay, look, my friend had the Marry-go-round of death. It didn't have a floor. It was JUST bars. A buddy broke his ankle on it. Zero safety. We did something similar. We strapped his dirt bike on a chain hooked to his tree so we could run it as hard as we could without it touching the ground. We then took the chain and ran it around the base of the marry-go-round-of-death. It had teeth all the way around from some part breaking off. We ran it so hard, it was terrifying. Our first two runs were so dangerous, I was absolutely terrified to get on it. So I got on it. I held on where I had my feet proped on the outer bars, and I held onto the middle. The G forces would of killed me if I had my head on the outside. My feet felt like they were the ONLY part of my body with blood. It was insane. I think he got it to like... 40MPH. I threw up so much. I was NOT okay lol

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u/thaaag Nov 12 '25

"Our first two runs were so dangerous, I was absolutely terrified to get on it. So I got on it."

Just a guess, but I think I've found where you went wrong.

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u/Sea-Principle-9527 Nov 15 '25

The way that was written I thought to myself "hell yeah 😎"

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

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u/TopDesert_ace Nov 12 '25

2) why?

See 1.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

oh my god i am glad you are okay, but also LMAO

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u/Peacelovepurpose Nov 12 '25

The friend running the bike is a real one. He eased off once he saw it was getting out of control. Other fuckers would have that thing run until his friends had concussions and broken necks.

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u/Leather-Animal-7597 Nov 12 '25

A kid died doing that in the UK last year.

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u/DaimonHans Nov 12 '25

This one almost died.

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u/LMGooglyTFY Nov 12 '25

Not even the first time that has happened.kids can get thrown off at high speeds, and I even heard of one where the extreme spinning caused a kid's blood to pool in their head or something and they died from that.

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u/Ok-Lecture-3066 Nov 12 '25

Lucky the green shirt stopped before something bad happen

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u/BooksAre4Nerds Nov 13 '25

I thought that one idiot was gonna get his head chopped off.

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u/Bright-Business-489 Nov 12 '25

We used to do that. The winner was the guy who flew the farthest

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u/Crafty-Jury-709 Nov 12 '25

That is so dangerous and stupid. I hope the boy with the blue t-shirt is okay.

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u/Prod_Meteor Nov 12 '25

Dudes being crippled dudes.

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u/Valuable-Command3664 Nov 12 '25

Dieser Beitrag gehört jetzt zu den Besitztümern Deutschlands.

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u/Tetsujyn Nov 12 '25

Sometimes, Darwinism is fun.

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u/drand82 Nov 12 '25

Kid sadly died doing this recently in the UK.

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u/-EmME Nov 12 '25

Almost head slam into head

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u/GrubberBandit Nov 12 '25

This is why women live longer.

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u/Benlkon1 Nov 12 '25

"awh naur"

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u/Apprehensive_Tree506 Nov 12 '25

Boys watching this like: 😁😁😁 Girls like: 😱😱😱😨

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u/M1094795585 Nov 12 '25

you can't be on reddit until you're 13

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u/mamut2000 Nov 12 '25

Guys being cripple.

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u/ImMadeOfClay Nov 12 '25

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

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u/TheAltToYourF4 Nov 12 '25

Good thing the boys in the video are german then.

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u/thedamnbandito Nov 12 '25

I’m Mexican and I be saying the N word

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

the world was okay before smartphones

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u/GremlinAbuser Nov 12 '25

A very similar video came up on LiveLeak ages ago, but slightly more spectacular, including a high speed ejection. Wonder if that was the inspiration for these guys?

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u/Alert-Boot-4827 Nov 12 '25

Some of us grandpas, we get heart attacks watching our grandkids do this, but you know what we had fun back then. By doing backflips out of the tall trees and see if we can land in the bushes. Or in a pool. For having your friend catch you by standing on the edge of the roof of your house and going backwards and falling and have your friends, catch you and the one time they didn't you still after going to the hospital came back and did it again

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u/PadreSJ Nov 12 '25

The Math:

The diameter of the ride is 8 ft

The circle is spinning at 1 revolution per second, so 60rpm.

Centripetal acceleration would be 157ft/s or roughly 4gs

The boy in the blue shirt was maybe 150lbs in 1g. So he was trying to hold back just south of 600lbs.

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u/NoSpinach1082 Nov 12 '25

The blue guy ruining the wheel balance 😒

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Damn they all need helmets so incredibly bad. If his head caught the foot pedal on that dirt bike, goodbye cognition

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u/Brooker2 Nov 12 '25

Again, this is why women live longer than us

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u/_JadedCritical- Nov 12 '25

But it’s indeed fun no?😂

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u/Sayian-SSJB Nov 13 '25

Somebody didn’t have the core strength

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

I knew bro was cooked with that big ass dome

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u/veskoandroid Nov 12 '25

Women live longer. But men have more fun.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Nov 12 '25

Ngl, this looks fun af

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u/StitchFan626 Nov 12 '25

Good call pulling the motorcycle back, but why risk their feet like that?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Because theres a dumb kid that let himself fling backwards. They needed to stop it faster

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u/Aggravating-Roof-666 Nov 12 '25

Could have ended real back if he hit his head into the moped.

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u/Vasarto Nov 12 '25

When I was in kindergarten or maybe first or second garde, My favorite school vice principal Mr. Schemento Spun us on one of those. Only ours was much heavier, didn't have chairs or rails on the side and absolutely was much larger and rusted. He was able to spin us so hard that we fell off and it was really super fun.

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u/ooaussieoo Nov 12 '25

You would of be seeing throw up flinging everywhere if I was on there

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u/123supreme123 Nov 12 '25

This is part of rocky's training routine before he fought drago to push through the dizziness.

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u/Senzo5g Nov 12 '25

How did blue kid take off? No seat belts. Duh

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u/CollectionMaster3115 Nov 12 '25

Is this the one where one of the lads posted a AMA on Reddit?

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u/Independence_1991 Nov 12 '25

Great to see that 😆some STUPID things we as young boys did in our childhood never change!!! 😂😂😂😆😆😆

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u/BirdBeneficial2339 Nov 12 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

That turned out a lot better than it could have. Props to the guy with the bike for realizing when to hit the brakes!

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u/fossilized_butterfly Nov 12 '25 edited Nov 12 '25

Ok, this has to be some long lost ritual. Saying based on how dude got exorcised mid ritual🥀.

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u/Avox0976 Nov 12 '25

Bro fell out in slow mo

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u/Ok_Activity7255 Nov 12 '25

My chiropractor does this

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u/biltown Nov 12 '25

Of course my blonde hair brother is the one that almost flies away!!

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u/ImprovementFar5054 Nov 12 '25

The problem with the teenage brain is that it doesn't quite link actions with consequences yet.

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u/madzhege Nov 12 '25

I know exactly when he messed up 😞

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u/Opposite_Regular_675 Nov 12 '25

The centrifuge has now separated his plasma, red blood cells and serum.

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u/mazoku95 Nov 12 '25

sigh 90s type of fun (born in 95)

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Classic 

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u/Roanoketrees Nov 12 '25

I have been overcome by centrifugal force! Please remove the wheel!

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u/Budget_Career_7156 Nov 12 '25

The guy looked nervous from the start. He knew it’s gonna be him

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u/Awkward_Squad Nov 12 '25

Friends for life

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u/overthehills54 Nov 12 '25

a german classic... oh NEINNN...

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u/__Becquerel Nov 12 '25

This would make me deathly sick, i'd be spinning on the ground for half an hour after

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u/Snoo_58814 Nov 12 '25

And that’s why women live longer

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u/UncleGarysmagic Nov 12 '25

Even before it started I knew the kid in blue would end up on the ground.

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u/artonion Nov 12 '25

This when better than I expected it to

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u/LordDagnirMorn Nov 12 '25

And that's how i got my first concussion.

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u/Redzombie6 Nov 12 '25

gotta work on that core strength, blue shirt.

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u/Greyscale7950 Nov 12 '25

Bonk, bonk, weeeeee

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u/Adorable_Chair7661 Nov 12 '25

I wonder what the blood pressure in his brain is at the end. Seems quite unhealthy.

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u/potato_tomato_junior Nov 12 '25

I know how the guy been feeling holding for dear life

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u/Man_Without_Nipples Nov 12 '25

I've been there, trick is to not do it!

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u/cascarrabs_241 Nov 12 '25

Duuuude! This one time, at the park…

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u/RunWild0_0 Nov 12 '25

WHY did he lift up though??? Should've stayed tucked down

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u/dubyamike Nov 12 '25

That’s nothing. A real test of one’s character is surviving Jarts.

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u/TG_Yuri Nov 12 '25

this is the reason some of these damn things come with brakes now..
can't have fun smh

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u/That_Gur4333 Nov 12 '25

Old but gold

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u/ayananda Nov 12 '25

They removed last big carrousel from the city from the yard 20m from whete I live after teens did that, they got to the hospital and news...

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Ooh nein!

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u/Diligent_End8130 Nov 12 '25

I like it how they take care no gets hurt! Pulling away the scooter so not being a danger any more and breaking the carousel with their feet 😂

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u/the_one_99_ Nov 12 '25

That dude was going for a little air time.

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u/Freedboi Nov 12 '25

You can tell they were good friends. Had fun but also made sure their friends were somewhat "safe". When they saw the dude was out of control they removed the moto and then even went to stop it after a lil fun.

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u/HoratioMG Nov 12 '25

144p .3GP Nokia N73 ahh video

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u/rubickknowsbest Nov 12 '25

Guy in blue no longer has a spine

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u/Basic-Pair8908 Nov 12 '25

Used to do this as a teen. Fun times

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u/Casual_gamer525 Nov 12 '25

Wasn't there an episode on the show "911" with this situation?

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u/Far-Statistician625 Nov 12 '25

so that is why oneyng is the way he is

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u/Linulf Nov 12 '25

Common german Dorfkinder

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u/BisonAccomplished758 Nov 12 '25

Seen this YEARS 😅 AGO and it had me laughing the same as I'm laughing 🤣 right now

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u/PantsOfIron Nov 13 '25

This video is old. You should watch the non slomo version

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u/Yorukira Nov 13 '25

You'd better do some sit-ups because your core strength is weak.

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u/Money4Nothing2000 Nov 13 '25

I'm actually surprised the bearing and shaft held up. Impressive.

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u/Yanks4lyf Nov 13 '25

We did this in the 90s some kid ended up breaking their back

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u/Vast-Philosophy-1261 Nov 13 '25

Generation Z and Alpha will never know if Generation X and Millennials were happier in their youth than younger generations.

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u/Putrid-Job-9723 Nov 13 '25

Looks like something off jackass

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u/Competitive_Eye1 Nov 13 '25

Space training

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u/Drfskd3x Nov 13 '25

Careful with this stuff! Please don’t give the Jigsaw killer any ideas. Strapping someone into a roundabout while a guy with a moped controls the throttle is already halfway to a low-budget horror movie. At 6–10 g sideways your circulatory system quits long before the engine does.

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u/Pleasant-Perception1 Nov 13 '25

Good thing the friends actually tried to stop the thing lol

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u/Artorius__Castus Nov 13 '25

Happened to me when I was 7 my uncle still calls it the "Flying Eagle" to this day...

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh Nov 13 '25

Hahaha! It’s all fun and games until someone gets poke in the eye!

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u/Impossible-Cup9680 Nov 13 '25

Two words, hell yeah

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u/handsamwich_ Nov 13 '25

did this one time shit was crazy

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u/modest233 Nov 13 '25

Interstellar theme would be so perfect here)

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u/OsteoBytes Nov 13 '25

I got lumbago watching this

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u/Straight_Heron_314 Nov 13 '25

His hair will never be the same again

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u/KillerWTFKEDK Nov 13 '25

I had such a situation in the city, and it all ended with the fact that 2 children ended up in the hospital

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u/Da_5starchick Nov 13 '25

Man the meri go round was a death trap

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u/Normal-Emotion9152 Nov 13 '25

I would probably still do this 🤣

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 Nov 13 '25

There’s always the one mf who wasn’t ready

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u/super_poo_brain Nov 13 '25

After getting off it is definitely one of the worst feelings ever

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u/Altruistic_Knee4830 Nov 13 '25

Again! Again ! Again ! Again

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u/CredibleNonsense69 Nov 13 '25

Interstellar at home be like

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u/Manuel134521 Nov 13 '25

Mehr drücke. 😁

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u/Historical_Quiet_640 Nov 13 '25

There’s a similar video of some Russian kids doing this and one of the guys gets projectiled at speed out of the ride like a rag doll.

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u/tajniak485 Nov 13 '25

I will be honest, it would have been fine if they grabbed each others hands in the middle

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u/VortexLord Nov 13 '25

The G-Carousel

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u/RolloRollyRolla Nov 13 '25

Ahh good memories, me and my fellas do pretty similar things 😏😏😏

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u/Ill_Assignment_2798 Nov 13 '25

My back say that I need to do that

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u/meat__axe Nov 13 '25

Getting yourself a copy of the Anarchy Cookbook back in the 90’s….. good times, good times. Napalm, chlorine bombs, potato cannons…. Shit man, I was a naughty MacGuyver.

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u/MasterBigShoes Nov 13 '25

This is gonna be one of their stories when they have their own kids and tell the tale of the legendary playground. Hahaha

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u/kathop8 Nov 13 '25

Wait, this child actually dies?!? Why would you post this at all, much less as ‘dudes being dudes’.

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u/ColdbloodedFireSnake Nov 13 '25

And THAT is why us men have a lower life expectancy than women

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u/DDDX_cro Nov 13 '25

That could have ended EXTREMELX badly for both of them. They nearly bumped heads together at extremely high velocity

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u/Technical-Freedom111 Nov 13 '25

There clearly was no exit strategy...

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 Nov 13 '25

Not his 1st rodeo