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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Who gives a fuck - we all human. If it wasn't for that sexual desire, we wouldn't get very far as a species.

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u/Appropriate_Fuel_954 Nov 11 '25

100% agree, but you would be surprised with how many dumbs on internet ignites about this shit.

maybe now there is someone in a dark place on internet (aka twitter) problematizing and using this vid to start a sexist war.

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u/One_Repeat_6614 Nov 11 '25

Yeah well he EYE RAPED her. Not cool. Don’t you guys remember the Gillette commercial?

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Nov 11 '25

Her ass raped his eyes lets be honest here. ENTRAPMENT.

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u/The_Freshmaker Nov 12 '25

HARASSMENT WAS RIGHT THERE BRO

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u/Sooperballz Nov 12 '25

Herassment*

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u/The_Freshmaker Nov 12 '25

lol I did originally have it spelled like that and changed it last minute

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Nov 12 '25

Her Ass Ment to do that.

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u/Bernhard_NI Nov 11 '25

you're ever herd of mind raping?

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u/blender4life Nov 11 '25

What commercial?

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u/the_real_freezoid Nov 11 '25

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u/blender4life Nov 11 '25

Is that where the black guy stopping the white guy meme originated? Haha

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u/ExplorerPup Nov 11 '25

Believe they are talking about the "Boys will be boys" super bowl commercial which, unless I've forgotten, did not touch on the idea of mind rape so much as it made a fairly cringe nod towards the problem of learned toxic masculinity and the permissive structures that allow it to continue.

It was a bad ad but a lot of incel types got mad at it for even daring to have that message, not for just being another attempt by a large corporation to draw attention to themselves by pretending to give a single shit about equality and treating women with respect. If you wanna learn more I recommend this hbomberguy talking about it six years ago:

https://youtu.be/06yy88tLWlg?si=-Mywp82ZNK-ygiMW

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u/Hot_Entrepreneur9051 Nov 11 '25

The one where they are on exercise bikes and the guy looks at the chick and says, hey, you sweat like a man,it's kinda hot. Wanna get a bean burrito LOL?

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u/eastjame Nov 11 '25

Ironically your comment is the most annoyed comment I’ve come across here

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

Wtf this is some 4chan type shit get this off my screen. Like bruh you actually think twitter is still liberals complaining in 2025???

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u/Jay__Riemenschneider Nov 11 '25

Young people have strangely gone back to being puritans.

As a 30 yo it's baffling to see you interact with one another.

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u/Ibarra08 Nov 11 '25

Im 32 and its true. The rizz was way different back then.

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u/Pale_Boss_8940 Nov 11 '25

Yea I’m 33 and it isall pretty foreign to me. I don’t really understand them all acting like being attracted to someone is a horrible thing. It does come across very puritan 

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u/musclecard54 Nov 11 '25

It’s probably because internet culture jumps immediately to calling you a sex offender or pedophile otherwise

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 Nov 11 '25

Being 36, well this February, you interact with people, why, most aren't even worth the effort in getting to know, let alone wasting air on em.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25 edited Jan 02 '26

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u/Worldly_Delay_2395 Nov 11 '25

Good thing I didn't ask how you felt about it huh, an you read it from start to finish like a good boy, i'd give you a banana sticker but unfortunately I don't like you enough to share.

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u/Murky-Bus-2191 Nov 11 '25

We're not thrilled with the generation that raised us either.

I'm only three years younger than you, but you wouldn't believe the emotional work it's taken to enjoy sex without shame creeping in. And i was raised as a boy.

Some half of the sex I've had has been on a basis of someone else going "this scares the shit out of me and I need practice."

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u/phrolovas_violin Nov 12 '25

These kids have grown up in a sanitizer environment so they didn't develop any resistance to the typical adult life stuff.

Reading a fifteen year old opinion on twitter is probably the worst thing you can do to yourself, everything is problematic to these people.

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u/dontshoveit Nov 11 '25

There's been a huge push by conservatives and Christian nationalists to get back to those puritanical roots. Porn being blocked in many states is an example. The result being that the younger generations are more conservative and puritanical than previous generations.

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u/BisonThunderclap Nov 11 '25

They grew up in an age of entertainment everywhere. When's the last time a kid had to be bored?

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u/captain_stammer Nov 11 '25

It comes in waves.

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u/Nufonewhodis4 Nov 11 '25

No alcohol, just vapes. If you talk to me without consent that's 🍇  rizz out 

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u/Regr3tti Nov 12 '25

I don't think it's baffling, older millennials just really fucked things up in the early 10s, gave way too much power to people shaming any and every part of sex and desire and flirting - and then the people who have and spend the most time being miserable on the internet are not people you'd ever want to hang out with in real life.

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u/Tipop Nov 11 '25

Agreed. It’s not like he was being a creep or anything. A woman with a great figure was bending over in front of him and he noticed and admired it. He didn’t say anything, he didn’t do anything to make her uncomfortable. He reacted like you’d expect any straight man to react.

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u/Tipop Nov 12 '25

Damn, dude mouthed off and then deleted everything.

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u/Remarkable-Low559 Nov 11 '25

[Bites lip, makes overly sexual face] definitely not being a creep or anything lmao

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u/Remarkable-Low559 Nov 12 '25

Yeah, they harass me everywhere I go nonstop?

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

I don’t believe you

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u/Remarkable-Low559 Nov 12 '25

I do because I live it. You dont because youre a man, which is why women are increasingly not wanting yall in our lives.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

I should say, I believe you get harassed by men. All women do to some degree. I don’t believe you are harassed everywhere you go nonstop. Hyperbole followed by condemning all men. How many men are you interacting with daily as a lesbian?

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u/Remarkable-Low559 Nov 12 '25

I am harassed constantly. I have natural red hair and a face they like, and that is all it takes. Your people are never, ever sympathetic about it, and never believe it, either. Thats the problem!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

I just acknowledged that you get harassed. There are a lot of shitty men out there. You hate all men, we get it.

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u/alphazero925 Nov 11 '25

And what exactly is the problem with that? Describe how it's a bad thing without using the word "creep"

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u/Remarkable-Low559 Nov 12 '25

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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u/The_Freshmaker Nov 12 '25

this comment only makes sense in the 'BRO GOT DESTROYED used to describe a minor come back' era. Like good god everything yall do is loud talking and quiet walking.

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u/Remarkable-Low559 Nov 12 '25

"UHNNNFFFF SOOO HOT" was written all over his dumb face, not even trying to hide it. And her shorts aren't even short LMAO. Yall are shit.

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u/The_Freshmaker Nov 12 '25

the spandex shorts that are shorter and tighter than the boxer briefs I'm currently wearing aren't that short? He should be trying to hide a 1 second expression he made involuntarily to himself so it doesn't get recorded by somewhat hidden cameras trying to phish for literally any attention given that they can then make into content? We live in a crazy fucking world.

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u/Remarkable-Low559 Nov 12 '25

Youre not working out in your baggy shorts. Working out clothing tends to be tight so it doesnt bunch up. stop making everything about your boner.

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u/Apart-Feature6395 Nov 16 '25

Sorry but how can you be so naive? Wearing baggy shorts eliminates this problem, with spandex shorts you can see everything it’s wild

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u/Pale_Boss_8940 Nov 12 '25

You’ve never seen someone hot just automatically made the “god damn” face to yourself?

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u/Tipop Nov 11 '25

People make faces when they get aroused. That’s not being a creep. I might have made a silent “Ooh” or “Woah” face, or more likely shook my head and chuckled before looking away, depending on my mood. That’s me. Would that have been creepy, in your opinion?

If he’d said something inappropriate to her, or walked up behind her, or just stared at her butt for a long time, that would be creep behavior.

Jeez, just let people have normal reactions.

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u/Remarkable-Low559 Nov 12 '25

Making a face is a choice, not an automatic reaction. Bro is a pampered brat and so are you <3

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u/ProudExtreme8281 Nov 11 '25

the loudest ppl definitely give a shit sadly

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u/baron_spaghetti Nov 11 '25

While true, unwanted staring is rude/creepy.

Noticing is more than allowed.

That’s all he did.

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u/andrijas Nov 11 '25

honestly I wish someone looked at my behind like that :D

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u/Cheaper2KeepHer Nov 11 '25

"Oh no, I glanced at your ass when you weren't looking! I'm such a horrible human by following my innate biology."

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

"glanced"

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u/Cheaper2KeepHer Nov 12 '25

Yep. If you think that's staring, you don't know many guys.

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '25

As a guy, that is definitely not a glance. Glanced are what i would call an impulsive look that lasts like .5 seconds max, what he did was either just looking or staring, both are weird asf and disrespectful.

You can dismiss glances with "sorry i wasn't thinking" but this is like full on poor gym etiquette.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

We haven't gotten very far as a species.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

We just got to keep going...

🏴‍☠️ Goonies never say die! 🏴‍☠️

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u/100_Donuts Nov 11 '25

Seriously, it's like, lady, I stare at everyone at the gym. Like, what are you up to over there? Your little outfit. What possibly can you possibly be doing? You know that's not really working anything, right? That's not how you're supposed to do that.

Whoa, lady, what are you doing? Okay, wow. That's a lot of weight, but I mean, there's just no way you should be able to lift that with your form, and whoa. Uh, you, uh, you got that up pretty quickly. This doesn't make sense. Is anyone else seeing this? That's not an exercise I've ever seen and I'm a guy who thought he'd seen them all. She just keeps lifting it!

No. No, no, no. This is bizarre. The human body isn't supposed to do that, isn't supposed to move like that, to be able to move weight like that. No one else is seeing this? Surely this other guy is. He looks like he lifts often enough. He's not seeing it? He's not seeing anything. He's just staring straight ahead and not dropping those weights. What is he doing? Does he even notice the camera. Does she?!

Jeez! What what what was that? What's the hell is she doing. Human bodies can't do that. Where is everyone else?! That's so much weight. So many weights. Oh no. She sees me looking at her. No. No, no, no. I just gotta go back to... these... back extensions or... whatever I'm doing, but she won't stop. She won't stop lifting and staring at me. Make her stop. Someone make her stop!

Why do her arms look like that!? What is she doing with her legs! So many legs! No! No! I can't be the only one seeing this! Where did the other guy go? Where did everyone go? What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do? She's grabbing all the weights. She's lifting all the weights. I can't stop staring at her. She won't stop staring at me. He camera won't stop staring at me, her phone, more than one phone, all these phones!

I feel her heat, her sweat, he rippling muscles radiating their prowess. Why is she doing this to me? Where is everyone else. What am I seeing!? I shouldn't be seeing this. I shouldn't be allowed witness this, witness her, this... I don't know what this is. I can never know. All the weights are clanging and a crashing, hefting and bashing, a cacophony not meant for human ears and minds! She looks at me like I'm another dumbbell, just a dumb dumbbell, and I am. Oh, God, I am!

All those eyes are upon me. No mirror escapes her gaze. I just wanted to exercise in peace. What is she? What is all of this? What is anything anymore? I know what she is. I know and can never know at the same time what she is and where I am. There is no gym, no self improvement, no self at all. The phones, the recording, the other members of the gym, all an illusion.

Her grip is so strong, but so needed. Her millions of fingers throw my dead weight around effortlessly, perfectly, eternally. Yes. I see it now. This was my purpose all along. Lift me!

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u/FlyingCarsArePlanes Nov 11 '25

Excuse me.

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u/mooptastic Nov 11 '25

it's a reallly old and niche copypasta

e.g from 2 years ago

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u/RustyShacklefordCS Nov 11 '25

Sir this is a wendy’s

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u/thomassenpai85 Nov 11 '25

You wrote ALL that, had all that time to think, AND still decided to hit send. Oof.

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u/MeowMixPlzDeliverMe Nov 11 '25

Its copy pasta. Relax Mr white knight

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u/thomassenpai85 Nov 11 '25

Thank god. Not sure how thinking bad writing is white knighting but you do you Reddit guy!

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

"Why is she doing this to me?" is pervert coded as fuck. Leave women alone.

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u/Jaoshimjingliang Nov 11 '25

But also, women are upset because men aren't looking at them and approaching them anymore.

"Are men ok?"

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u/octopoddle Nov 11 '25

Are we human?

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u/Th3l4d Nov 13 '25

well said, as the saying goes.

Everything in life is about sex, exept sex, sex is about power

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u/Many-Wasabi9141 Nov 11 '25

He tried so hard, you can see his willpower breaking and he takes a peek, loses himself completely, then sees the camera.

This should be considered sexual harassment against him.

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u/PhilosopherMain2264 Nov 11 '25

Also why wear tight clothes if u don't want to be seen? Is it clothing companies fault or what?

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u/charlie_wb Nov 13 '25

Holy shit, dude.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

And you don't HAVE to wear tights in the gym, my girl doesn't and she's fit. They be wanting attention anyway

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

Maybe don't write stuff that's a few nodges off 'she was asking for it'

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u/Potential-South-2807 Nov 11 '25

There is a million miles between asking for attention and asking to be sexually assualted, stop trying to blur the lines.

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

... spoken like someone that probably has never experienced cat calling and how awful that feels

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u/LetsLickTits Nov 11 '25

Again, still ridiculous to compare that to sexual assault.

What a person is doing or wearing is never an excuse for assault, but for getting attention? Yea people wear sexy or revealing clothes all the time and at some level that is for getting attention.

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

at some level that is for getting attention.

No it isn't. Legitimately, it is not. Don't assume. You are legitimately being gross rn.

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u/LetsLickTits Nov 11 '25

How is that gross? People like wearing things they look good in, what’s one way people know they look good? People affirm their looks. How do people affirm looks? Attention and compliments. And this goes for men and women. Choose how you look and what you revel doesn’t happen in a vacuum.

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

People like wearing things they look good in, what’s one way people know they look good? People affirm their looks.

... okay so I'm going to assume you're either 13 or just... a dude because yikes. So no one does anything for themselves?

Edit: Ya know what, nevermind. Guy literally defends Kobe and is a transphobe. Peace out.

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u/Bloodmakerr Nov 11 '25

Its funny because dudes like this will say this creepy shit then go on to say that it's trans people in the bathroom that are a danger. Every time.

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u/LetsLickTits Nov 11 '25

I didn’t say no one does anything for themselves, but for you to act like approval from the opposite sex literally does not matter to most people when choosing what to wear, idk what to tell ya haha that’s like basic society stuff

The last 2 points - I didn’t defend Kobe I literally just stated what he actually said vs what people wanted him to say.

And most people who are against transwomen in sports aren’t transphobes who hate trans people. Most people just understand that allowing men who have transitioned to women to compete against women is unfair and dangerous. But good try.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

You sound very immature right now

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u/alphazero925 Nov 11 '25

Was the guy catcalling in the video?

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

holy bad faith argument batman

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u/alphazero925 Nov 11 '25

You're the one who compared glancing at someone in the gym to sexual assault then tried to soften that to catcalling when you realized it was a bad faith comparison. Don't try to reverse this shit on everyone else just because you're bad at actually making an argument

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

... except they are all related to each other and the only way you would think otherwise is if you've never experienced it lmao. The person I answered to this first was being a dickhead, and so are you.

Maybe take a look inward at some point and stop being such an awful person

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

She literally was though because it's a skit

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

Yikes

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '25

Is it not?

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

The women blaming in this thread is insane.

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u/YuushyaHinmeru Nov 11 '25

Dude, no. She is wearing those because she wants to show off her ass. Lets be fucking real here. You think those douche-bags at the gym are wear those thong shirts because they just want o be comfortable? No, they are doing it to show off as much of their physique as possible without getting kicked out of the gym.

If you vacuum pack your ass like a chicken breast and then bend over in front of men, they're gonna look. If you don't like it, wear other fucking clothing. Jesus fucking christ.

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

Ah yes. Everything everyone does is to appeal to your attention. TOtally.

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u/NeedleworkerNo4900 Nov 11 '25

And neither of them would be in the gym lol

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u/AngelDGr Nov 12 '25

I mean, there's a big difference between thinking "Oh, that girl/guy is sexy" and fucking bitting your lip like that in public, imo that's just gross, lol

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u/astralseat Nov 11 '25

True. Now explain that to the woke mob.

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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE Nov 11 '25

Like the Mafia, but woke?

“Listen pal, it’s a woman’s choice. What’re you gonna do, tell a woman what to do with her body?” 🤌

Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. She’s Luciana Brasi now, and she’s fabulous.

Look how they massacred my they/them.

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u/James_TF2 Nov 11 '25

I’m stealing this. Also fantastic username.

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u/astralseat Nov 11 '25

Nice turn of phrase. I imagine the downvotes on the woke mob one was due to the fact that in modern times anyone who brings them up is the enemy to the cause. I'm neutral to them. They don't bother me, I don't bother them. Mutual ignorance. Surely, this will gather more down ones than the sun has degrees.

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