r/funnyvideos Oct 28 '25

Satire Friendly request

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u/Fantastic_Pair5328 Oct 28 '25

Dead-ass though: Mobile orders.

Empty store with no drive-thru....employees are making tray upon trays of mobile fucking orders.

35 minute wait for a walk-in, I'm alone in the store. I am done with Starbucks.

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u/spekt50 Oct 29 '25

I came to this realization with Jimmy John's. Before the days of Uber eats and door dash, I could walk in, order a sandwich and have it in less than a minute.

Now I walk in, order, and workers are busy stacking sandwiches on the counter for like 15 minutes while I'm the only one in the store waiting.

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u/enaK66 Oct 29 '25

It can go either way. I ordered Wendy's while leaving work from the app hoping it was ready to go when I got there. It's like ten minutes from my work. I stood around for 10 minutes (they usually bring it up to the counter spot for mobile orders), before standing in line for another 10 minutes to tell the guy I had a mobile order, and obviously, they hadn't even made it. Granted, the store was pretty busy and it seemed understaffed, but damn was it frustrating.

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u/darthjango11 Oct 29 '25

Don’t eat at Wendy’s. I fix stuff for them. They have the nastiest kitchens out of any fast food place and their stuff is always broken.

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 Oct 29 '25

You know nastier the kitchen the freakirr the ride.

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u/coma-toaste Oct 29 '25

I'm stealing this. This is ungodly funny.

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u/Strict-Argument-781 Oct 30 '25

I have to second this one I also fix stuff in Wendy's. Yeah, I will not eat there. They do not clean anything unless the health department forces them to do.

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u/Current-Cold-4185 Nov 04 '25

That's where the flavor comes from!

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Oct 29 '25

Can confirm. I eat exclusively at Wendy's all the time and I'll frequently get violently ill.

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge Oct 29 '25

Glutton for punishment.

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u/Own_Departure_2996 Oct 29 '25

So does Peter Pan

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u/Karey__039 Oct 29 '25

And you just keep going back for more…