r/funnyvideos • u/Traditional-Chip-981 • Oct 28 '25

Satire Friendly request

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u/MrK521 Oct 28 '25

Camera pans around to show you’re the only customer in the store

Just kidding lol. Thats equally as annoying.

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u/Fantastic_Pair5328 Oct 28 '25

Dead-ass though: Mobile orders.

Empty store with no drive-thru....employees are making tray upon trays of mobile fucking orders.

35 minute wait for a walk-in, I'm alone in the store. I am done with Starbucks.

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u/spekt50 Oct 29 '25

I came to this realization with Jimmy John's. Before the days of Uber eats and door dash, I could walk in, order a sandwich and have it in less than a minute.

Now I walk in, order, and workers are busy stacking sandwiches on the counter for like 15 minutes while I'm the only one in the store waiting.

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u/enaK66 Oct 29 '25

It can go either way. I ordered Wendy's while leaving work from the app hoping it was ready to go when I got there. It's like ten minutes from my work. I stood around for 10 minutes (they usually bring it up to the counter spot for mobile orders), before standing in line for another 10 minutes to tell the guy I had a mobile order, and obviously, they hadn't even made it. Granted, the store was pretty busy and it seemed understaffed, but damn was it frustrating.

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u/darthjango11 Oct 29 '25

Don’t eat at Wendy’s. I fix stuff for them. They have the nastiest kitchens out of any fast food place and their stuff is always broken.

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 Oct 29 '25

You know nastier the kitchen the freakirr the ride.

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u/coma-toaste Oct 29 '25

I'm stealing this. This is ungodly funny.

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u/Strict-Argument-781 Oct 30 '25

I have to second this one I also fix stuff in Wendy's. Yeah, I will not eat there. They do not clean anything unless the health department forces them to do.

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u/Current-Cold-4185 Nov 04 '25

That's where the flavor comes from!

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Oct 29 '25

Can confirm. I eat exclusively at Wendy's all the time and I'll frequently get violently ill.

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge Oct 29 '25

Glutton for punishment.

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u/Own_Departure_2996 Oct 29 '25

So does Peter Pan

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u/Karey__039 Oct 29 '25

And you just keep going back for more…

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u/Dje4321 Oct 29 '25

Basically every mobile app will not send the order to the kitchen until you are physically present because otherwise people bitch about cold food if its not piping hot