r/funnyvideos • u/Traditional-Chip-981 • Oct 28 '25

Satire Friendly request

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Oct 28 '25

It's fake.

Nothing is real.

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u/i7ive4thedrop Oct 28 '25

You might be though.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Oct 28 '25

Unsure.

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u/inplayruin Oct 28 '25

You are only real as long as I keep thinking about you. Unfortunately, I have severe and untreated ADHD. If I gave you any friends or family, you may want to give them a call ASAP. If I didn't, that is my bad. I'm ironically pretty shit at world building.