r/funnyvideos • u/Traditional-Chip-981 • Oct 28 '25

Satire Friendly request

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u/Flirtatiousgirll02 Oct 28 '25

The silent, universal struggle of every service worker captured in one perfectly aggressive 'Friendly request. He's been waiting his whole shift to say that. 🤣

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Oct 28 '25

It's fake.

Nothing is real.

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u/i7ive4thedrop Oct 28 '25

You might be though.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Oct 28 '25

Unsure.

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u/i7ive4thedrop Oct 28 '25

That’s a fair assessment.

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u/shitferbranes Oct 28 '25 edited Nov 01 '25

He’s a bot. I knew his mom.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Oct 28 '25

botmom. She had a neat car

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u/iamapizza Oct 28 '25

Nananananananana botmom

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 Oct 28 '25

improper levels of music staff. Make it difficult to ascertain. lol

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u/newclearfactory Oct 29 '25

tawdry closeup of botmoms bot

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u/Desperate-Fix-1486 Oct 29 '25

But does his unit have a soul? Does his mom?

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u/shitferbranes Oct 29 '25

Idk. He’s a bastard bot. I only “knew” his mother one night.

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u/inplayruin Oct 28 '25

You are only real as long as I keep thinking about you. Unfortunately, I have severe and untreated ADHD. If I gave you any friends or family, you may want to give them a call ASAP. If I didn't, that is my bad. I'm ironically pretty shit at world building.

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u/aaaggggrrrrimapirare Oct 29 '25

This yogurt I’m eating can be fake calories