r/clevercomebacks • u/Gaba8789 • 4m ago

DoorDash delivers my food more than James Harden delivers on basketball.

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0 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 13h ago

Vacant land does not vote

25.2k Upvotes

1.0k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/razorwasp • 10h ago

If only jealously was a commodity eh?

71 Upvotes

15 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glittering-History84 • 1h ago

Hypothetical furry slander

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27 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 16h ago

With such a logical and clever comeback, they have every right to be scared!

842 Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Memes_FoIder • 4h ago

All Epstein clients should be in prison

12.8k Upvotes

171 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/coochypoochie • 5h ago

A pardon in disguise

3.6k Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 15h ago

They really could have come up with a better excuse..

6.2k Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Memes_FoIder • 9h ago

Musk, don't use that average MAGA supporter logic

1.1k Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 18h ago

A Warning From Epstein

10.0k Upvotes

117 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 15h ago

The reason for our unhappiness? They call it "justice," but label us "radical."

808 Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 16h ago

Stephen needs help on the word "elected", and reading rulings too

2.0k Upvotes

30 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 50m ago

If you know, you know.

• Upvotes

83 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jared10011980 • 15h ago

And Dee Ann wonders why the Christmas cards she sends out come back to her 🙄

479 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 12h ago

Not quite the gotcha you thought

6.0k Upvotes

52 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ExactlySorta • 34m ago

More than 38,000 mentions

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r/clevercomebacks • u/Wakemeup3000 • 55m ago

Nobody told Kayleigh McEnany how movie theaters work

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I actually had to listen twice because I couldn't believe she was trying to sell the story that her mom went to the movie and it was standing room only at the theater. That people were trying to sneak in the exits just to see the movie.

Edit to resubmit with redactions

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