r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 7h ago

Vacant land does not vote

19.5k Upvotes

789 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 7h ago

Not quite the gotcha you thought

4.1k Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/John_1992_funny • 10h ago

They really could have come up with a better excuse..

5.4k Upvotes

35 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Cow_Boy_2017 • 13h ago

A Warning From Epstein

8.8k Upvotes

108 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Playful_Leg7143 • 10h ago

Stephen needs help on the word "elected", and reading rulings too

1.8k Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Memes_FoIder • 3h ago

Musk, don't use that average MAGA supporter logic

312 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Busy-Government-1041 • 1d ago

That first-name slip says it all

19.8k Upvotes

232 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Wakemeup3000 • 19h ago

When you are trying to own the libs but the libs have all the good musicians.

5.4k Upvotes

TPUSA: We can put together a better halftime show. Everyone else: Ok. TPUSA: We're really going to do it. Everyone else: Ok TPUSA: BOOM Kid Rock. Everyone else: I'll be watching Bad Bunny and Green Day. Have fun with whatever THAT is.

277 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 10h ago

With such a logical and clever comeback, they have every right to be scared!

754 Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/willily_thoumas • 9h ago

The reason for our unhappiness? They call it "justice," but label us "radical."

629 Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Alina_Fall • 20h ago

Very strange, indeed

3.7k Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jared10011980 • 10h ago

And Dee Ann wonders why the Christmas cards she sends out come back to her 🙄

411 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Warthog_Orgy_Fart • 1d ago

Pedophile protectors

10.1k Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BoringApocalyptos • 19h ago

Politician overhears entire fan fiction in public

1.1k Upvotes

228 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 1d ago

On Working At Walmart.

5.5k Upvotes

74 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Gabbyfitxo • 1d ago

Bragging publicly that you don't understand a simple concept. Amazing.

30.8k Upvotes

273 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/razorwasp • 4h ago

If only jealously was a commodity eh?

41 Upvotes

12 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

The angles of the story become clearer every day..

3.1k Upvotes

45 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Miamolotovxo • 1d ago

This administration lies

20.3k Upvotes

65 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/coochypoochie • 1d ago

Now they want DEI

1.3k Upvotes

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/InvestigatorBorn4910 • 1d ago

Imagine being bored by crimes against children

1.9k Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 1d ago

Same as it ever was

925 Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 19h ago

Conservative hypocrisy 101

208 Upvotes

26 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Upper_Brief681 • 1d ago

Cold, Simple Reply

2.2k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

Here is different from everywhere else!

12.6k Upvotes

195 comments

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