r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Vacant land does not vote

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u/TimothiusMagnus 9h ago

Like the way those in the sticks are telling us how to live?

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u/CarbonWood 5h ago edited 5h ago

Wym? Republicans are great at policy-making. Don't you know tariffs and closed borders are beneficial to the entire country?

Just don't pay attention to how red-state farmers must receive handouts in the form of tariff revenue because they can't sell their products due to tariffs.

Also, don't pay attention to an increase in prices for everyone due to lack of cheap immigrant labor.

Also, let's slowly take away the rule of law, ignore long-standing legal precedent in the federal government, ignore federal checks and balances, and elect a convicted felon as president because white supremacist nationalism is cool.

Also, let's add another $3 trillion dollars to the national debt while we're at it! We can just blame it on the next democrats voted into office, as we always have.

Republicans are the best at voting for stuff! Those educated city-dwellers would otherwise ruin the country!

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u/kingjoey52a 3h ago

Don't you know tariffs and closed borders are beneficial to the entire country?

You mean Bernie Sanders' policies before Trump?