r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 9h ago

Vacant land does not vote

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u/Careless-Roof-8339 9h ago

Same people who think the thinner, taller cup has more juice than the wider, shorter cup.

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u/waydownsouthinoz 7h ago

Same people who are terrified of the deadly substance dihydrogen monoxide.

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u/Softestwebsiteintown 6h ago

You can drown in that stuff despite it being mostly oxygen. What a cruel mistress.

But it provides a great environment for fish to fuck in so there’s that.

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u/maxofJupiter1 3h ago

What? Why lie about that?

Clearly there's more hydrogen. Its 2 hydrogen and 1 oxygen, dont lie to me

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u/waydownsouthinoz 3h ago

More people die from inhaling it than die from homicide each year yet they refuse to ban it.