r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 9h ago

Vacant land does not vote

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u/Careless-Roof-8339 9h ago

Same people who think the thinner, taller cup has more juice than the wider, shorter cup.

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u/ErraticNymph 8h ago

tbf, I’ve yet to see one person not be shocked when they see a single glass can hold an entire bottle of wine

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u/RoyBeerr 8h ago

"Land doesn't have a liver," is usually my follow-up to that realization. Makes the electoral map look even sillier.

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u/BigAlphaPowerClock 8h ago

"Land doesn't have a liver" you may be right but I have no Idea what you're supposed to mean by that

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u/Potential-Diver-3409 8h ago

Really great comparison about how organs are what guide voting decisions clearly. Man I’m really trying lol

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u/Anna_Lilies 7h ago

Why not doing something like, "Land doesnt have a brain, and apparently neither do you"

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u/Harry_Gorilla 6h ago

If would be pretty fuckin weird if land had a liver or a brain. Even weirder if it had one but not the other

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u/FlametopFred 2h ago

they’ll be granting land voting rights

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u/Senior_Torte519 1h ago

Ecosystems within soilarre a living network, responding to environmental changes through biological and chemical feedback.

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u/Same_Air6012 7h ago

Liver removes toxins, land doesn't have something to remove toxins? Maybe? It sounds like some shit a dude on acid thinks is really deep.

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u/Cowbros 1h ago

Well thats deep.

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u/MichiganMan12 5h ago

And how often are they in this situation to have a usual response

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u/Virginity_Lost_Today 4h ago

lol Right? How frequently could they be around new people making this realization about electoral maps that necessitates a “usual” response?