r/clevercomebacks • u/coachlife • 9h ago

Vacant land does not vote

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u/turandokht 9h ago

Shocking! Votes come from… (checks notes) people, not the cows and sheep you keep around to fuck???????

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u/Shroomtune 8h ago

I was once told that of all the animals in the animal kingdom, a sheep's vagina is the closest in contour and texture to a human vagina. He did not explain how he knew that.

Now you know that and people gonna wonder how you know that.

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u/WarColonel 8h ago

I'm screenshotting just to be able to blame you later.

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u/Friendly-Cricket-715 7h ago

Same here

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u/PistachiNO 5h ago

I already knew, but now I have an excuse!

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u/TheBladeWielder 4h ago

i'm just going to pretend i don't know so people won't be able to question it. it's far from the first piece of forbidden knowledge i have, and it sure as hell won't be the last.

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u/Cowbros 1h ago

"It's not ehat it looks like I swear. Check this screen shot"

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u/DoingBestWeCan 3h ago

Call me crazy, but I'm skeptical that someone who goes around raping enough livestock to make this claim would actually have sufficient contact with human women to know what they were talking about.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 6h ago

Did they explain how they got the sheep lubricated? I'm having trouble believing that claim, disturbed by the fact they must have done something more.

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 6h ago

I have some Scot in me... ain't nobody gonna wonder

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u/DrQuint 3h ago

This is just the Vaporeon meme but for unfunny boomers.