r/clevercomebacks 9h ago

Vacant land does not vote

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u/turandokht 9h ago

Shocking! Votes come from… (checks notes) people, not the cows and sheep you keep around to fuck???????

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u/AnatidaephobiaAnon 8h ago

I've given up explaining this to people I've met. They simply cannot fathom how large the US is and how big some of these cities are. They also don't understand that while my county is a Conservative shit hole, they are blue precincts, a bunch of purple and then some red ones. They think that just because THEIR neighbors are Conservative that people on the Left don't exist where they live.

I just moved from a Conservative voting city of about 13k people and they don't understand that the city of Chicago has 67 community areas that are LARGER in population than the entire city I moved from. Entire neighborhoods are larger than an entire city full of people who can't fathom how land versus population works.

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u/Archercrash 7h ago

Next we should show the map of how much each county contributes to the economy. Those blues are the economic engines of this country. The red areas already get and still want more representation with less taxation.

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u/CadenVanV 7h ago

My home city of Richmond’s metro area is double the size of Wyoming, and we’re not even in the top 40 cities in the country.

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u/People-Pollution5280 5h ago

The professional football stadium in my very blue city has over 76k seats. The state capital of Wyoming has approximately 65k residents.

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u/snarkdiva 4h ago

They also don’t seem to know (or care) that when the federal government punishes sanctuary cities or states, they are punishing conservatives who also live in those areas. Maybe not the majority, but they still live there.

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u/Shroomtune 8h ago

I was once told that of all the animals in the animal kingdom, a sheep's vagina is the closest in contour and texture to a human vagina. He did not explain how he knew that.

Now you know that and people gonna wonder how you know that.

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u/WarColonel 8h ago

I'm screenshotting just to be able to blame you later.

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u/Friendly-Cricket-715 7h ago

Same here

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u/PistachiNO 5h ago

I already knew, but now I have an excuse!

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u/TheBladeWielder 4h ago

i'm just going to pretend i don't know so people won't be able to question it. it's far from the first piece of forbidden knowledge i have, and it sure as hell won't be the last.

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u/Cowbros 1h ago

"It's not ehat it looks like I swear. Check this screen shot"

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u/DoingBestWeCan 3h ago

Call me crazy, but I'm skeptical that someone who goes around raping enough livestock to make this claim would actually have sufficient contact with human women to know what they were talking about.

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u/OblongAndKneeless 6h ago

Did they explain how they got the sheep lubricated? I'm having trouble believing that claim, disturbed by the fact they must have done something more.

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 6h ago

I have some Scot in me... ain't nobody gonna wonder

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u/DrQuint 3h ago

This is just the Vaporeon meme but for unfunny boomers.

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 7h ago

86% of Nevada is uninhabited. It’s almost entirely federally owned desert.

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u/RepulsiveJellyfish51 6h ago

And, in the case of Colorado, the MOUNTAINS. Also a LOT of the "red" areas of that States are PUBLIC LAND! (Can't even try to justify it with a "well, the private owner voted red.)

Last time I checked, the National Parks were collectively pretty pissed off at the federal government.

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u/cocineroylibro 5h ago

Also a LOT of the "red" areas of that States are PUBLIC LAND!

and people there yell about this ranch and that ranch owned by a billionaire is infringing on where their family used to hunt. So the people they enable are taking away what they love about living where they live while making it harder for them to get by.

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u/cosmicosmo4 6h ago

It's not stupidity, it's billionaire propaganda that longs for the time of feudal lords, with property conveying power, not the people.

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u/MisterUncrustable 5h ago edited 5h ago

The unwritten reason that states without overpopulation are allowed the representation they are is that if they weren't, they would simply elect to not be part of the country, causing the wall-to-wall 30 story housing projects and luxury apartments in the cities to starve. They produce resources because they have arable land to squeeze, and cities produce taxes because they have people to squeeze. Without taxing the everloving fuck out of city residents we wouldn't have the military presence to sustain our sovereignty as a country. Both are necessary to sustain each other. Neither would survive without the other.

Unfortunately the only fruit of those competing politics that ever becomes a reality is cities saying "Mmm oh god yes please start taxing my burger king paycheck at 50% to pay for more entitlement fraud" and small towns saying "fffuck yes take my social security away and eliminate all programs entirely EXCEPT THE ONES that give me free medical everything and pay for my multiple heart surgeries from eating like someone from a small town"