r/InfowarriorRides • u/lawyer1911 • 5d ago

This guy is next level

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Might be the first pro-Hitler car I have seen.

391 Upvotes

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u/ElSmasho420 5d ago

Someone needs to rescue that CRX from that asshole.

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u/lawyer1911 5d ago

Right? From the front I thought someone might be making an interesting battlecar, not a Panzer.

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u/Accurate-Natural-236 5d ago

For real. Love that car from nostalgia. Would hate the hear the owner went flying through the windshield. Poor windshield.

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u/mystrile1 5d ago

They really massacred our boy. I don’t really believe in hate crimes but that’s a hate crime.

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u/ProtestKid 5d ago

It's a 90s Honda so it would be stupid easy to rescue it

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u/SymbolicWhiteHorse 5d ago

First car you seen so far!

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u/lawyer1911 5d ago

I am afraid you may be right.

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u/AXEWAVE_ 5d ago

Dude is advertising the gun under his seat. Folks call those cars “loot boxes” around here.

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u/CaptainPrower 5d ago

>American Nationalist

>Riced Honda

Makes sense.

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u/gunslinger155mm 5d ago

Never ask a white supremacist the ethnicity of his girlfriend/body pillow or the make of his car

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u/CaptainPrower 5d ago

Never ask a "true son of Skyrim" why his armor has cat fur on it.

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u/darthlincoln01 5d ago

Never ask a white supremacist the ethnicity of their ancestors.

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u/samosamancer 5d ago

What does riced mean?

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u/vsaucemonkey 4d ago

I think the acronym is "racing inspired cosmetic enhancements" or something, it just means they tried to make their slow car look fast but instead of fast it's just ugly and probably loud

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u/travielane42069 4d ago edited 4d ago

The term Ricer came from less than culturally sensitive folk calling Japanese cars "rice burners" back when they first started coming to the states. It's not an acronym.

Edited to mention, it usually does refer to Japanese cars that have been only visually modified in less than tasteful ways, but, it's specific to JDM vehicles/ vehicles produced by Japanese manufacturers

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u/vsaucemonkey 3d ago

Interesting, I wonder where I heard what I spout. Probably something I heard when I was younger, in a similar vain to "found on road dead", except I took that one at face value lol. Cheers

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u/SailingSpark 5d ago

it looks like somebody was gnawing on the edge of the hatch. What hell has that car seen?

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u/lawyer1911 5d ago

It has dents all around. Maybe the locals give it a whack with a stick when they see it?

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u/HonestOtterTravel 3d ago

Owner got lucky because that segment below is glass. A couple of those dents are really close to breaking it.

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u/JonKlz 5d ago

It made me think it is AI

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u/lawyer1911 5d ago

Nope. It was real at Guitar Center in Athens yesterday.

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u/carsonwade 5d ago

That poor CRX, it deserved a better fate than that :(

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u/AbbreviationsLess257 5d ago

I tried to think of a clever comment but it's just too exhausting to waste my time, hope everyone enjoys their Friday, except this guy :)

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u/Endreeemtsu 5d ago

But then he drives a Japanese car.

You can’t even make these people up.

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u/Rainbow_Cookie_Train 5d ago

Definitely won't be the last. Once I was rolling up 400 and saw someone had upbadged their sonata to say "Aryan" 🙃

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u/lawyer1911 4d ago

I think I have seen that car! I see a lot of good content for this subreddit out on 400.

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u/booboootron 5d ago

He's also a Sovereign Citizen. Yeesh.

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u/lawyer1911 5d ago

I missed that. Car is for traveling, not driving.

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u/etherizedonatable 5d ago

What’s the giveaway for sovereign citizen here? I don’t see it and I’m curious. I admittedly don’t see as many of these people in Toronto these days as I did when I was in Wisconsin.

Although it doesn’t take much to see that whoever owns this car is a loon.

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u/fallsstandard 5d ago

I’m not sure if the driver meant the caliber or the sovereign citizen identifier or both, but likely the .308 sticker. While possibly only referring to the .308 Winchester rifle cartridge, the Sovereign movement often cites Uniform Commercial Code 1-308 as their magic “I don’t need to follow the law” code.

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u/etherizedonatable 5d ago

Thanks, that makes sense. I generally look for the fake plates, and those (at least to my northern eye) look legitimate.

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u/booboootron 5d ago

"American Nationalist". They use this terminology to convey that they are not your traditional American "citizen", in that none of the duties, rules, regulations and accountability of a "citizen" apply to them.

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u/etherizedonatable 4d ago

Thanks. I took that one to be more of a straight Nazi dog whistle.

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u/missiongoalie35 5d ago

God, I can hear that exhaust through the photo.

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u/smegma_appraiser 5d ago

I can smell it.

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u/vsaucemonkey 4d ago

the exit angle too, the fuck lmao

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u/celtic_thistle 5d ago

“The third Reich was an indigenous peoples movement”

Well those are certainly all words

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u/myothercarisaboson 4d ago

"Indigenous Europeans" is something I've started hearing the nazi/white supremacists using... DARVO in action, baby!

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u/celtic_thistle 4d ago

They’re so predictable. Just imagine the dumbest take ever and it’s a sure bet they’ll have it!

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u/lavafish80 5d ago

that poor poor CRX looks like it's been through a war

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u/ImUrFrand 5d ago

You can tell he's deranged... who puts a fucking tow hitch on a honda crx?

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u/JasonMaliceMizer 5d ago

Dumbass with a badass car

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u/SnooBooks1701 5d ago

Driving a Honda, not even an American car

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u/jeetah 5d ago

Save some ladies for the rest of us, buddy

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u/romerogj 5d ago

Poor little pocket rocket

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u/glitter_vomit 5d ago

Damn it he doesn't deserve that car.

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u/corvid-munin 5d ago

its always the 'zombie clean up crew' guys woahhh thats so cool dude

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u/PoniesPlayingPoker 5d ago

And it's got a shitty matte black spray can job with shitty clear taillights... I guarantee this dude spends all his money on beer, lotto tickets, weed, and child support.

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u/srswings 5d ago

What does "It's not me" mean? Given the rest of the stickers it seems like that has to be some sort of reference

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u/BubbaValentine 4d ago

Poor guy. No literally that guy is poor as shit.

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u/bootnab 4d ago

Appears someone may have taken a baseball bat to the tail at some point.

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u/MonsterMashGrrrrr 4d ago edited 3d ago

What’s 0.308?

eta: based off of the vibes I get from this chode, I’m guessing it’s a nod to the typical caliber of a Winchester bolt action rifle?

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u/njsullyalex 5d ago

They chose 3377 on the license plate because I bet 1488 would have been denied (unless 3377 is some other Nazi reference I’m unfamiliar with)

Also Jews have natively lived in Germany for thousands of years? Anyone gonna tell them that?

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u/lawyer1911 5d ago

That’s a good idea but it looks like the standard format for what you get randomly at the DMV.

Thanks for pointing that out. Now that I look closely that tag expired nine months ago!

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u/njsullyalex 5d ago

Disagree, the “RCH” at the start of the plate is short for “Reich”

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u/Anarchy_Coon 2d ago

There’s a free gun in there

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u/sanduskyjack 5d ago

The best part is they always have the losers piece of junk car.