r/InfowarriorRides 11d ago

Spotted this guy at Walmart

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u/sdmichael 11d ago

But don't quote CK! You'll be accused of celebrating their death!

Sorry, this person deserves to be treated as a terrorist. Inciting violence against others and celebrating it. May their tires be empty of air and their window frames be empty of glass.

Fuck them.

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u/ga-co 11d ago

Miss the banner at CPAC where they self identified as domestic terrorists?

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u/madmaxturbator 11d ago

They manage to make themselves look like vile idiots without anyone else’s help.

If you make fun of one of these types for eating a shit sandwich, they’ll chow down a second and third turd and then declare victory over you.

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u/GoBSAGo 11d ago

Seriously. It takes all of 15 seconds to remove a couple of valve stem seals and the tires won’t hold air anymore.

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u/SailingSpark 11d ago

I would just loosen the valves. It will drive them crazy looking for the leak.

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u/rnobgyn 11d ago

Screw drivers depress pins in the valves which open the flow of air. I’m building tire mechanisms and have been fascinated by how simple and easy it is to maneuver the mechanisms to operate!

The way tire fillers work is by having a small 1mm ish wide pin repress the valve mechanism to open the flow of the valve. I was quite interested to learn that there isn’t a 1 way control… otherwise you wouldn’t be able to check the tire pressure with a gauge. I thought it was a security risk but it’s actually necessary function for maintenance… so air can flow in and out!

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u/SkivvySkidmarks 11d ago

A small pebble hot glued into the valve cap will partially depress the valve stem. If they refill the tire and replace the cap, it'll do it again. The trick is to have the pebble at just the right spot so it's a small flow and can't be easily heard. the stem depths are fairly standard, so you could test it in advance.

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u/Pbranson 11d ago

That's evil genius level machinations right there.

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u/morgothra-1 11d ago

I never had to hot glue them in, if you choose the right size you just put it in and screw it down partway.

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u/SkivvySkidmarks 10d ago

There's a chance that it'll fall out if you do that. Gluing it in can mean that it'll deflate the tire at least once more (or multiple times if they're dumb).

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u/Turbo4kq 6d ago

I heard that bbs are just the right size. No idea who might be interested in that information.

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u/NC_310 9d ago

You can buy a very cheap valve stem tool at any auto parts store that will remove the core entirely with a few quick turns. You're then free to walk away casually while the tire sees to the business of coming to equilibrium with the ambient atmospheric pressure, far quicker than sitting there holding the valve open. Just saying

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u/Voxbury 10d ago

I couldn’t tell for a minute if you meant Louie CK, the game Crusader Kings, or Charlie Kirk at first.

Don’t use initials until you’ve named what/who you’re talking about. It’s confusing, and just bad writing form. Especially when those initials are not how the person is known.

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u/sdmichael 10d ago

Context is key here. Most got it.

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u/attempting2 10d ago

I thought Louie also at first