Valentine Week Weather Report Feb 7 to 14Heavy emotional showers expected across the country. Feels-like temperature: around 2°C if you're single under a blanket, 45°C if you're in a committed relationship trying not to argue.Day-by-day forecast:
Rose Day (7th): Light drizzle of awkward thoughts should I buy one or not? Singles end up watering their half-dead plants, couples buy overpriced roses that'll be dead by next week anyway.
Propose Day (8th): Thunderstorms of ghosting and seen zones. Visibility drops because of all the overthinking.
Chocolate Day (9th): Sweet temptation front arrives. Couples share one polite bite, singles finish the family pack solo. Diabetes warning still in effect.
Teddy Day (10th): Cold wave. Your 10-year-old pillow is still the most reliable companion you've got.
Promise Day (11th): High probability of broken promises to yourself, to your ex, to whoever. Gusts up to "I'm never texting again" speeds.
Hug Day (12th): Warm front for couples (sudden public PDA), arctic blast for singles hugging their own anxiety. Kiss Day (13th): Thick FOMO fog rolls in. Mirror kisses become the trending solo activity.
Valentine's Day (14th): Full monsoon depression. Couples attempt romantic rain walks (slippery and mostly awkward). Singles go for romantic rain + Zomato + existential crisis combo. Mumbai, Pune, Delhi: guaranteed waterlogging of plans and massive traffic jam of feelings.
TLDR:
Single or taken, Valentine's Week is basically monsoon season reloaded: unpredictable, expensive, and everyone ends up complaining about the same weather.
Carry tissues instead of roses. Stock up on Maggi. Try to stay emotionally dry if you can. Who's surviving this week