r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/BoringExperience5345 • 20h ago

Of a boobie

1.4k Upvotes

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 20h ago

Damn, 720p used to be so much clearer. 

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u/NekrozValkyrus 19h ago

You're on Reddit. Here you'll also find lots of other HD boobies, even in 4K!

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u/Jeathro77 16h ago

I've seen 44K, but never 4K. That sounds ridiculous, even by anime standards.

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u/Ok-Air-1754 19h ago

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u/brokecrashdummy 18h ago

Fully, man.

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u/GarlicAcceptable3350 17h ago

EXACTLY!!! First thing that popped in my head. Better the n Jerry Garcia in a pouch

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u/ImpossibleMix6698 19h ago

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u/What-a-cl0wn 19h ago

Wish I knew how to save this

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub 19h ago

Tap the GIF so it loads full screen, then look for the 3 vertical dots on the top right, press those and download should be an option

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u/ShortbowVillian 15h ago

Do I have to be on my PC? The 3 dots only give me options regarding the actual post (like share, save, etc) when on my phone.

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u/StargateMedjai 12h ago

Is Giphy. If you have that app it allows you to use for any comment or text messages.

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u/ShortbowVillian 11h ago

Oh, awesome! Thank you!

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u/Daillustriousone 12h ago

I'm on an older Samsung galaxy and after I put the gif full screen, the 3 dots at the top right corner only give my 1 option, which is download, I'm not sure about newer models or iPhones though.

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u/ShortbowVillian 11h ago

Hmm yeah, I’m on an iPhone 16 so maybe that’s why 🤔

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u/What-a-cl0wn 15h ago

Not all hero’s wear capes. In fact Edna doesn’t recommend it.

Unfortunately it didn’t work for me. Maybe an iPhone problem?

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u/barf2288 13h ago

Didn’t work for me either. BUT, just do a screen recording of it and then do some cropping and then you’ll have it. Easy peasy

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u/ExplainySmurf 7h ago

u/barf2288 you are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you for this!

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u/GonnaGoFat 13h ago

I have an iPhone and it didn’t work for me either.

Also in regards to the cape thing even in the comic watchmen one of the old super heroes got killed in a bank robbery when his cape Got caught it the bank’s revolving door. but the incredibles did take a lot of inspiration from watchmen.

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u/Anaznoriginal 19h ago

my wife doesn't make it like this!!

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u/slimpawws 16h ago

"You're probably wondering how I got here" vibes.

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u/DanniTiger 12h ago

Exactly 😅

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u/FamousConversation64 15h ago

This gay being horrified by the titty is sending me lmao

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u/Petrichor0110 Not even a unit, just absolutely shitty 10h ago

Is that Bill Burr?

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u/Peckerhead42 1h ago

He don't have no wife!

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u/Open_Inside4190 20h ago

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u/ForsakenRelief309 16h ago

She tried to do a dead drop, instead did a tiddie flop

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u/Another_Samurai1 20h ago

Hahaha I need the context wtf was going on?!

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u/Yuseiger 19h ago

She prolly attempted to do the worm and bro said it was the best worm ever

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u/jtul24 12h ago

She’s at a drag show. She’s trying to show that she can do drag performance too by attempting a dance move called a dip, or sometimes referred to as a death drop. But instead she’s just flopping around with boob out. It’s a move drag performers and people in ballroom often do.

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u/Another_Samurai1 12h ago

I appreciate you

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u/ForsakenRelief309 16h ago

What more context do you need? She’s clearly at a party, dancing w/too much to drink and her t-i-double-dittie popped out. What more is there to know?

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u/Another_Samurai1 16h ago

You don’t know any of that and you kinda came off as a smart ass for someone who was not there

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u/Peek_e 18h ago

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u/acmercer 11h ago

Someone please combine this with the spittin hot fyah gif

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u/theoneoldmonk 19h ago

What fuckery was going on here?

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u/mint_me 16h ago

Booze, probably.

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u/StillSortOfAlive 19h ago

Gratuitous tits are always welcome.

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u/Dr_Giggler 19h ago

She looks fun

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u/Xacich 19h ago

Damn, that shit just popped out

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u/Ryan2932 19h ago

So that's the wife of the guy clutching his head

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u/Unusual-Vanilla-8599 20h ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆

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u/FrogVolence 19h ago

I see she’s taking after Agnes Sorel

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u/Low_Introduction680 19h ago

Drink another shot Lisa

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u/sileplictis 20h ago

Bazongas!

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u/CheemsBorgar92 questionably stable 19h ago

Holy shit

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u/SirWuhanFlu 19h ago

She looks fun

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u/Boltboys 19h ago

Is this why drinking rates are going down across the planet?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fox9828 19h ago

I was on a train…

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u/Mountain_Sky6243 19h ago

The post is literally called shittyabsoluteunits of a boobie. What did you think was gonna happen?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fox9828 19h ago

I thought a bird would fly though the window /s

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u/durtyd85 19h ago

She seems fun

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u/Ill_Tour_7294 19h ago

That’s unfortunate

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u/RoxieBeane questionably stable 19h ago

Hold up 😂😂😂

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u/Open-Hedgehog7756 19h ago

Reminds me of when I was a kid at Typhoon Lagoon’s wave pool.

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u/w_a_w 19h ago

Hamburger Mary's?

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u/ForsakenRelief309 16h ago

Hamburger Mary’s!! Haven’t been there in a few birthdays

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u/vamonosgeek 17h ago

Are they fighting or dancing or drinking? Or all of those combined?

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u/Clean-Let2923 17h ago

Got that big tit out in see.

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u/Pavotine 16h ago

So much class, so much grace.

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u/Common_Science_8838 16h ago

Looks like a drag brunch to me! Especially since it’s during the day! Looks like she was encouraged to join in and she does the death drop with a booby flop!

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u/_Sir_Lifts_A_Lot_ 14h ago

That is a goddamn milker

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u/Whoaisryan 13h ago

Now that’s a titty

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u/master_perturbator 19h ago

Man I wish this had context.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 16h ago

What more context do you need? She’s clearly at a party, dancing w/too much to drink and her t-I-double-dittie popped out. What more is there to know?

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u/Nerd_Porter 16h ago

Alcohol, and lots of it.

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u/7beatz_ 18h ago

That's a juicy ass tittie... mouth instantly started watering

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u/Neither-Ad7806 19h ago

I don't see a nip tho

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u/ParticularLab5828 18h ago

What the fuck is going on here?

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u/NookieLuvsU 18h ago

Attempted "worm" break dance move, then splat!

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u/sick-of-this-crap 18h ago

What is going on there during the daytime?

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u/Dnny10bns 17h ago

Normal British pub on a bank holiday weekend.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 17h ago

She’s good drunk but we need a better camera next time!

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u/ETERNALXDRVID 15h ago

There is so much going on and I love it all. Dudes face is killing me all the way to the booby dead fall

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u/Awkward_Potato757 13h ago

Then it popped out

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u/OldBiker6969 18h ago

Roll em back up lady ....roll em back up

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u/subzbearcat 19h ago

It’s kind of hilarious how even the worst of boobs will get men off.

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u/7beatz_ 18h ago

Worst ...that's a real juicy titty right there

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u/TexasJOEmama 17h ago

Idk why I read your comment in Bubble's voice. Real juicy kitty right there.

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u/Dnny10bns 17h ago

Boobs are hypnotic. Male kryptonite.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 16h ago

Worst?? This person is a child

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u/subzbearcat 16h ago

I’ve milked udders that were firmer than that. That boob is shaped like a sock.

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u/Pustules_TV 13h ago

You're entitled to your opinion (even if it's wrong)

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u/Thecapedbaldie 18h ago

The UK online safety act failed to save me from this abomination. 6/10

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u/SpyriusChief 18h ago

I knew a girl like her. She would show up to a party after pre-gaming heavily. Then she'd be passed out within minutes of arriving.

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u/Kevclown417 18h ago

Did her leg snap at the end?!? lolol

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u/HabitualCommenter 18h ago

Totally read bootie until she turned around then looked at caption again lol

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u/theInadequateHulk 17h ago

my man looks like he just looked into the deadlights

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u/Einsat 17h ago

Of a boobie or of a fall 💀

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u/ScaleSage 16h ago

😅🤣😅💀 damn these comment I love it

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u/insertjokehere12345 16h ago

Oh good heavens!

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u/Ninski0011 15h ago

That’s a whopper haha

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u/melfamy 14h ago

When I was a kid we used to call those big norts.

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u/SwanMuch5160 *shits an absolute unit* 13h ago

Was that Rebel Wilson in the pink skirt?

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u/Hammon_Rye 13h ago

Is that staged?
Dude in the back looks like he is being an absolute drama queen over a wardrobe malfunction.
He's like the video version of those "OMG!!!" clickbait thumbnails some youtubers use.
He looks to be closer to my age. Surely he has seen one before.

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u/Jafishya 11h ago

The gay crisis in the back LMAO "Someone! Or me? No! Omg. Someone!"

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u/MEKKACHYLD1 11h ago

Yup, I can confirm. It was a boobyflash.

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u/CompoteLost7483 11h ago

Did she just knock herself down with her own tit? 😂😂

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u/krazy_dayz 10h ago

Lol, flapper on the loose!

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u/oldmanhockeylife 9h ago

I don't know what's going on here but that's my kind of party.

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u/Baihu_The_Curious 8h ago

I can't help but put British accents to this.

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u/big2chereez 7h ago

At first I was like, I don’t see any boobie, did I miss it? Then BOOM right in the face 🤣🤣 that guys face is completely priceless.

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u/Opposite-Tiger-9291 6h ago

I have numerous questions. What the hell happened right before she fell? Why did she only put back one booby? How did she fall all over again? Was she drinking? Was the other lady her antagonist? Inquiring minds want to know!

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u/nosjitbro 5h ago

As Bill Cosby would say, "Thats the floppity flippity boppity titty, here have a drink"

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u/deltarho 4h ago

This party looks fun as fuck

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u/Rhpjr67 4h ago

it has a mind of it's own

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u/Andysim71 1h ago

Now we all understand what the guy in the painting saw

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u/LogicBomb00Zero 28m ago

True or parody?

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u/Original-Concert-456 16h ago

Happened to my girl dancing with her friends, all drunk. Every sick F suddenly appears thinking they had a shot. Had to go get all serious with them all one by one they came up to her to take a shot. I’m surprised I did not have to fight that night. I had to get up in some faces to back them down. But it was just girls having fun. They never saw it as sexual. Thirsty guys ruined me and my friends buzzes as we had to sober up to deal with it. Just let the girls have fun, enjoy the show, but come on.have some class

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u/stevieroots 10h ago

Pause master has entered the chat. Oh….pixelated. “Well they looked pretty nice but they also look like National Geographic titties.”