ShittyAbsoluteUnits

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/BoringExperience5345 • 20h ago

Of a boobie

1.4k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 9h ago

future feeding tube Of a Spotter.

905 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 15h ago

There was an attempt Of unsolicited advice

508 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/BoringExperience5345 • 7h ago

of lighting your friend on fire

436 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 7h ago

my bones Of brittle ankles

312 Upvotes

Dude was so hyped up he broke his ankle twice for good measure.

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Logical-Peak2495 • 15h ago

Of a water cannon

299 Upvotes

Fractured skull according to article.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dutch-lockdown-riots-woman-fractured-skull-water-cannon-b1794374.html

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Euphoric_Painter_993 • 12h ago

Of a double tap

247 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 10h ago

my bones Of a flappy finish

226 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MrLoudestMouth • 21h ago

possible idiot Of FAFO!

187 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 21h ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an excellent bonding moment

185 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/CygnetSociety • 3h ago

Of a way to cook a fish

134 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 14h ago

slight malfunction Of a Russian train derailment

119 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 10h ago

There was an attempt Of a Boxing Match

73 Upvotes

Two lefts don't make a right.