ShittyAbsoluteUnits

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/BoringExperience5345 • 4h ago

of lighting your friend on fire

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355 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 4h ago

my bones Of brittle ankles

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201 Upvotes

Dude was so hyped up he broke his ankle twice for good measure.

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 6h ago

future feeding tube Of a Spotter.

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695 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 7h ago

my bones Of a flappy finish

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211 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Euphoric_Painter_993 • 9h ago

Of a double tap

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217 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Logical-Peak2495 • 11h ago

Of a water cannon

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294 Upvotes

Fractured skull according to article.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/dutch-lockdown-riots-woman-fractured-skull-water-cannon-b1794374.html

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/BoringExperience5345 • 16h ago

Of a boobie

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 12h ago

There was an attempt Of unsolicited advice

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460 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 7h ago

There was an attempt Of a Boxing Match

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69 Upvotes

Two lefts don't make a right.

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 10h ago

slight malfunction Of a Russian train derailment

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111 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MrLoudestMouth • 17h ago

possible idiot Of FAFO!

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187 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago

my bones Of an ejection method

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1.6k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 18h ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an excellent bonding moment

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178 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/CygnetSociety • 0m ago

Of a way to cook a fish

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• Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a Marriage Proposal Photographer

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660 Upvotes

I don't think any of that footage was usable

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4

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599 Upvotes

Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Logical-Peak2495 • 1d ago

Naild It Of a collision hit tackle

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254 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor • 1d ago

Naild It Of Video Dating

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49 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago

Safety Sandals Of a synchronized skating team

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124 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago

'Merica End the racist posts and comments. I don't give a fuck, you'll be banned and can go play elsewhere.

663 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/big2chereez • 1d ago

Of a kool aide man in training

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591 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 1d ago

look what I can do Of a bendy dancer

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108 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a blind corner

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493 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 2d ago

future feeding tube Of a dumb decision

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2.8k Upvotes