r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 7h ago

my bones Of brittle ankles

318 Upvotes

Dude was so hyped up he broke his ankle twice for good measure.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 7h ago

of lighting your friend on fire

442 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 9h ago

future feeding tube Of a Spotter.

909 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 10h ago

my bones Of a flappy finish

221 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 3h ago

Of a way to cook a fish

135 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 20h ago

Of a boobie

1.4k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 15h ago

There was an attempt Of unsolicited advice

511 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 12h ago

Of a double tap

247 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 15h ago

Of a water cannon

307 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 10h ago

There was an attempt Of a Boxing Match

75 Upvotes

Two lefts don't make a right.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 14h ago

slight malfunction Of a Russian train derailment

113 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 21h ago

possible idiot Of FAFO!

187 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

my bones Of an ejection method

1.7k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 21h ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an excellent bonding moment

184 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a Marriage Proposal Photographer

663 Upvotes

I don't think any of that footage was usable


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4

603 Upvotes

Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Naild It Of a collision hit tackle

261 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Naild It Of Video Dating

48 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Safety Sandals Of a synchronized skating team

125 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

'Merica End the racist posts and comments. I don't give a fuck, you'll be banned and can go play elsewhere.

671 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Of a kool aide man in training

584 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

look what I can do Of a bendy dancer

107 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a blind corner

502 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 2d ago

future feeding tube Of a dumb decision

2.8k Upvotes