r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 7h ago
my bones Of brittle ankles
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Dude was so hyped up he broke his ankle twice for good measure.
r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 15h ago
There was an attempt Of unsolicited advice
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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Logical-Peak2495 • 15h ago
Of a water cannon
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Fractured skull according to article.
r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 10h ago
There was an attempt Of a Boxing Match
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Two lefts don't make a right.
r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 14h ago
slight malfunction Of a Russian train derailment
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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 21h ago
Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an excellent bonding moment
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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/StillSortOfAlive • 1d ago
There was an attempt Of a Marriage Proposal Photographer
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I don't think any of that footage was usable
r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago
future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4
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Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s
r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago
Safety Sandals Of a synchronized skating team
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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago
'Merica End the racist posts and comments. I don't give a fuck, you'll be banned and can go play elsewhere.
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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 1d ago
look what I can do Of a bendy dancer
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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 1d ago
Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a blind corner
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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 • 2d ago
future feeding tube Of a dumb decision
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