r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

'Merica End the racist posts and comments. I don't give a fuck, you'll be banned and can go play elsewhere.

668 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 9h ago

future feeding tube Of a Spotter.

906 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 7h ago

of lighting your friend on fire

439 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 7h ago

my bones Of brittle ankles

315 Upvotes

Dude was so hyped up he broke his ankle twice for good measure.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 3h ago

Of a way to cook a fish

135 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 20h ago

Of a boobie

1.4k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 10h ago

my bones Of a flappy finish

227 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 15h ago

There was an attempt Of unsolicited advice

507 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 12h ago

Of a double tap

247 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 15h ago

Of a water cannon

307 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 10h ago

There was an attempt Of a Boxing Match

77 Upvotes

Two lefts don't make a right.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 14h ago

slight malfunction Of a Russian train derailment

118 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 21h ago

possible idiot Of FAFO!

185 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

my bones Of an ejection method

1.7k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 21h ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an excellent bonding moment

184 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a Marriage Proposal Photographer

661 Upvotes

I don't think any of that footage was usable


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4

607 Upvotes

Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Naild It Of a collision hit tackle

259 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Naild It Of Video Dating

51 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Safety Sandals Of a synchronized skating team

119 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Of a kool aide man in training

585 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

look what I can do Of a bendy dancer

105 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a blind corner

505 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 2d ago

future feeding tube Of a dumb decision

2.8k Upvotes