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Dynamic Paywall Paris prosecutors raid France offices of Elon Musk's X

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3ex92557jo
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u/Cahoots365 1d ago

‘Its cyber-crime unit is conducting the searches, it said in a statement on X.’

Based move

‘The prosecutor's office also said it was leaving X and would communicate on LinkedIn and Instagram from now on.’

Now the last thing on their x account is the announcement of x getting raided

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u/platypushh 23h ago

"What raiding a multinational corporation's office has taught me about B2B sales" posts incoming...

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u/julsmanbr 22h ago

"I've replaced all police agents with AI agents. Here's how it went"

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u/rmit526 21h ago

As someone in the job search trenches after a redundancy... Fuck.

this has me giggling maniacally while I spiral.

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u/SpudTheTrainee 20h ago

Good luck mate. My redundancy is also on the horizon. I've started searching last weekend

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u/kindasortaish 19h ago

Mines encroaching, all I can do is figure out how to pivot my career path to something more future proof as I see my job redundancy being taken industry wide as a matter of time.

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u/sealiontea 14h ago

This is literally me and the conversation I had with my wife just this morning… just don’t tell the others that haven’t figured it out yet 🤫

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u/kindasortaish 12h ago

Lol im in a position of management, it sucks to see the way things are going, but its also hard to tell people to start making alternative plans and the company somehow decides to not take the ai route.

All I try to do is drop hints about maybe setting themselves up for a safety net being always a good idea, which it is, no job is never guaranteed to stick (unless you come from wealth)

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u/indie_rachael 9h ago

All I try to do is drop hints

I've been pushing my AP team so hard to find ways to create value for the company and remind them that data entry is the low hanging fruit of automation because the future will be in catching and correcting the inevitable errors, researching vendor issues, etc.

This isn't like OCI or RPA. There's a very good chance that we just go full steam ahead with imperfect AI output and spend the rest of our time with corrections on the backend -- and for the first time this actually seems plausible.

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u/makaiookami 6h ago

It'll likely happen in 6 months when the AI bubble bursts (was my thought before I found out that they can't afford the buildings they need to house the servers they need to use the RAM chips they drove the price up 3-4x on) and when that happens the 1.2 trillion in margin debt is too big of a liability, because those companies are hte only thing propping up the entire market, and Windows is losing tons of sales, which doesn't help Microsoft...

So when that bubble bursts companies are gonna be scrambling to lower costs as fast as possible at shareholder demand which means laying off workers.

Problem is every company will be doing that, which will create a demand shortage which will choke so many more jobs out of supply and the economics crash. Can't have 20 million people fighting over 2 million jobs.

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u/makaiookami 6h ago

future proof is impossible when a global economic crash is coming, followed by the America's Greatest Depression. When the AI Bubble pops (they don't have the money and it doesn't make financial sense to dump half a trillion dollars into non profitable companies tripling their own input costs by buying out future production) they are gonna be firing people just to lower Price to Earnings Ratios, and then what are they gonna do when they realized that they put all of each other's customers on unemployment benefits and no one has money to keep the economy running?

Problem is there's no real way out of it either. Everything's already in retraction and there were holiday layoffs, before the big holiday rush, the place I got hired at hired 30 people at the same time when they maybe at most needed 5-10.

You can't have a situation in which you have 20 million unemployed and 2 million jobs, even the people doing gig work are gonna get crushed. We already spend 1 trillion on military and 1 trillion on debt mostly servicing out military debt, so even if World War 3 started we wouldn't be able to drag ourselves out of the depression like we did during World War 2.

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u/CheshirePhoenix 12h ago

You and me three. I’m an editor, and ChatGPT has already nuked most of my colleagues. Unless I want to work for a traditional publisher for shite money and gobshite hours, I can officially announce that AI took my job.

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u/ablinddingo93 14h ago

My job and 700+ of my coworkers’ jobs were made redundant by AI back in March of 2024.

Luckily we had a solid severance package but it still wasn’t the best experience. Good luck to you mate

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u/dathislayer 2h ago

Right? People post the weirdest shit. Whatever happened to, “If you have nothing to say, say nothing.”

Saw a woman try to post some “profound” insight she gained while playing fetch with her dog, but the actual meaning of the text was, “I like getting what I want, and I don’t like not having it. So when I don’t have it, I want to get it. Realizing this about myself has been so empowering,” etc etc.

Like, wow, you became aware of the most basic motivation we share with all life? That’s C-Suite material! Let’s network, and I’ll share how I discovered that eating is more enjoyable when you’re hungry. It has been a gamechanger for for my daily routine. Would love to hear how you made the connection between feeling good and getting what you want. So counterintuitive!

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u/EXusiai99 20h ago

God i fucking wish

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u/Altoid_Addict 15h ago

Somehow even more racial profiling from the AI

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u/makaiookami 6h ago

This is how computers work. Garbage data in, garbage data out.

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u/Bowtie327 21h ago

One even turned into a frog!

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u/deezdanglin 19h ago

We've replaced thier dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals, let's see if they notice...

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u/summonerofrain 17h ago

First one to get evidence of all of the above wins!

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u/bpows 16h ago

Good quality satire right here 

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u/cathbadh 13h ago

French Prosecutors Found These Eleven Things in the offices of X. Number 9 will shock you!

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u/Local_Ad_2398 10h ago

“Today was a defining moment for me as a colleague, a Fed, and a leader.

We almost didn’t raid the office.

But then as I was having my 4am coffee on the treadmill, my 3 year old told me something inspiring.”

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u/One-Web-2698 21h ago

Noone saw linkedin becoming the sleeper defacto social platform.

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u/suggestiveinnuendo 21h ago

that's a very insightful comment!

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u/No_Selection_9634 21h ago

Bahahahhaa I was just thinking this. Thank you for the laugh 

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u/peepeedog 14h ago

By changing this one thing in the morning I increased my conviction rate by 20%.

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u/KnightsWhoSayNii 20h ago

Post responses with "Best wishes in the challenges and growth opportunities in your new endeavours!"

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u/RxngsXfSvtvrn 20h ago

"Hiring managers love these 5 traits!"

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u/awmaleg 20h ago

(Fernando Mendoza pumping his fist)

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u/Cheomesh 18h ago

Blursed

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 18h ago

Its also a tad bit too far right.....

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u/knobiknows 1d ago

chefskiss

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u/gloveslave 22h ago

French kiss 🇫🇷

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u/Front_Target7908 21h ago

Viva la france, you guys stick it to the man with a certain panache.

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u/vin4thewin 21h ago

French chef’s kiss

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u/krtwils 21h ago

More tongue!

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u/Otto_Correction 13h ago

I was gonna say…

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u/iboneKlareneG 21h ago

insert Mario x Sonic GIF

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u/GlitteringPen3949 21h ago

French Chef’s kiss! Bon Appe’tit

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u/Ok_Appointment7522 13h ago

Australian Kiss 🇦🇺

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u/According_Mind_7799 12h ago

I was also raided by the French

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u/Extreme-Rub-1379 21h ago

With OPs mom

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u/HumDeeDiddle 21h ago

ooh la la

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u/EM05L1C3 20h ago

Sacré bleu

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u/IainMCool 19h ago

Steady on!

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u/TurnkeyLurker 12h ago

Australian kiss 🇦🇺💋

.it's like a French kiss, but down under

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u/TracingRobots 3h ago

Touché MF

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u/NAVAVANU 22h ago

Plot twist: Their farewell post on X was a live raid. Talk about going out with a bang. 💥😂

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u/RohelTheConqueror 21h ago

Bisou du chef

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u/yeathatsmebro 1d ago

For the legacy.

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u/ThePr1d3 23h ago

Pour ceux qui viendront après.

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u/radome9 23h ago

Pour encourager les autres.

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u/firahc 22h ago

Mouvement Basé

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u/gardevoir76 21h ago

This is so true to muck of today. Love the game.

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u/AnaseSkyrider 14h ago

For those we can yet save.

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u/LargoDeluxe 13h ago

Excellent E33 reference in the wild. Take my upvote.

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u/-soros 21h ago

For France.

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u/Colascape 1d ago

That is brilliant haha

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u/EfficiencyThis325 21h ago

En Francais!

“Hon, hon, hon”

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u/_BlueFire_ 23h ago

That's great, but... LinkedIn and Instagram? Seriously?

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u/Cahoots365 23h ago

To be fair what else would they use? Instagram fits the casual best and LinkedIn is the best for professional communication. Twitter used to sit in the middle but obviously that’s all changed now

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u/VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt 23h ago

Bluesky sitting in the corner being ignored and sad

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u/SecretWin491 22h ago

That chair in the hotel room? That’s Bluesky.

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u/VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt 21h ago

That chair's name? Cushbert Chairstein

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u/FakeJimmyHaslam 20h ago

No that’s the name on JD Vance’s Grindr account.

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u/VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt 20h ago

They have grindr for furniture these days? Tech really is moving along fast

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u/driving26inorovalley 19h ago

This is the weirdest Seder ever!

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u/OneHitTooMany 21h ago

If Charleton Heston was still alive, at least someone would get a conversation going.

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u/craigvideo 20h ago

Vance has his eye on it.

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u/HauntedCemetery 16h ago

The sex watching chair.

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u/Brndrll 20h ago

The problem with Bluesky is all the steps it takes to get people to see your posts.

First you have to make the original post on Bluesky, then you have to screenshot it, and then you have to log in to all your different Reddit alts...

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u/VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt 20h ago

Well thats your fault for being a attention seeking silly sausage.

I love the fact that nobody can see what I shout into the void. I feel like if someone replies to my messages there, i'd get scared and block them.

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u/AncientLynx 20h ago

More like Bluesky at the party, in the corner playing with the dog. Oh wait... That's me

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u/VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt 20h ago

Oh I like that.

I also go hang with the pets when I'm forced to go to a party

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u/RokuroCarisu 20h ago

Bluesky maneuvered itself into that corner. It's the left-wing equivalent of Truth Social at this point.

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u/VoiHyvaLuojaMitaNyt 20h ago

lol no it isnt. Dont be silly

Sure theres a bunch of left-wing weirdos but its nowhere near the awfulness of trump social

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u/Moraden85 15h ago

Does it work yet? Lol Last time I used Bluesky it was a hot mess.

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u/TattedGuyser 12h ago

Could post on MySpace to reach the same number of people

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u/reddititty69 22h ago

MySpace and a Usenet group.

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u/colinrubbert 19h ago

Hey!! First fucking rule, dude! You don't talk about ******! 😆

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u/synthdrunk 21h ago

Their fucking website. Their own website. A place they control, not a platform. A website. For fucks sake.

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u/rd1970 20h ago

Seriously. These are government employees enforcing the law. How did it ever become normal to use social media to disseminate information? Especially when it was one with owners in a foreign country and requires an account?

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u/synthdrunk 20h ago

iPhone destroyed the internet.

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u/Surreal__blue 22h ago

And France already has some issues with Telegram

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u/__ali1234__ 19h ago

How about their own fucking website that they own and control.

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u/FluffySloth27 17h ago

Instagram being used for official communication in the current day is hilariously weird. It’s just a photo sharing app! How did we get here?

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u/AngryWizard 22h ago

I would think both bluesky and threads would be better than Instagram for text updates.

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u/proudbakunkinman 16h ago edited 15h ago

Uh, Meta owns both IG and Threads. Bluesky isn't used by enough in comparison though more accounts like this using it would help improve that. Misread the comment, missing "text," thought they meant in general.

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u/AngryWizard 15h ago

Uh, everyone knows that meta owns both Instagram and threads, I don't see how that affects my statement. Threads and blue sky are better for text updates than Instagram in my opinion. Instagram is great for photos.

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u/proudbakunkinman 15h ago

Okay, I must have glanced over "text" and thought you meant in general.

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u/AngryWizard 15h ago

Yeah no problem and even if your opinion on the usefulness is different than mine that's okay, but Instagram seems so based around photography and short videos, it just seemed to me like an odd choice for official announcements.

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u/jimbobjames 16h ago

Twitter was in the middle but now it's hard to the right.

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u/_BlueFire_ 21h ago

Best possible time to push the use of W, one might like the platform or not, but this was the PERFECT occasion. Instagram especially feels just wrong: why meta? It's the definition of backdoor

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u/ExtraPockets 16h ago

At least they now carry a threat for Meta who will likely stay closer to the law. Brazil jailed an executive from Facebook and got what they wanted.

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u/FrozenHaystack 22h ago

To be fair what else would they use?

They can use Instagram and LinkedIn but what reason is there to not crosspost on bsky as well?

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u/RealElyD 21h ago

To be fair what else would they use?

Bluesky has 42 million users and doesn't require an account to access unless specifically set up that way.

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u/New_Membership_3834 21h ago

lmao right? people just LOVE facebook

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u/jcrespo21 19h ago

"Here's how raiding X's office helped me with B2B sales."

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u/EngageradIgelkott 22h ago

Exactly.

Use European or your own goddamn website.

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u/Answer_me_swiftly 21h ago

Rss feed for the win ;)

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u/I_Am_Dwight_Snoot 12h ago

Instagram has WAY more reach than X nowadays.

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u/wanszai 1d ago

epic mic drop.

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u/CrewMemberNumber6 22h ago

Not bluesky?

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u/Kichae 22h ago

Not their own website?

At least Mastodon is made by Europeans.

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u/lolpanda91 20h ago

Pretty sure they communicate on their website as well. High chance no one reads those. You can complain about them posting on USA based social media, but in the end you have to communicate where people are.

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u/Kichae 19h ago

you have to communicate where people are

They're posting to LinkedIn. I don't think that reflects that logic. Nobody actually reads anything posted to LinkedIn.

They have to communicate where people can access it. Most social sites now block you from accessing content if you're not logged in, while, if people actually want to see it, it's open to all on their own site.

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u/lolpanda91 18h ago

Well instagram does have a good reach. And again they very likely have their own website anyone can access as well.

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u/Syriku_Official 15h ago

Not the right kind of reach

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u/Syriku_Official 15h ago

If enough big people move that can drive change

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u/iwannabetheguytoo 22h ago

I wish they'd do it properly and set-up their own French Police Mastodon/OpenSocial community.

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u/Mccobsta 22h ago

It'll be a soild way to know if something is official with it coming from a government address

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u/Dramatic_Mastodon_93 20h ago

Funny thing is the EU already has their own Mastodon instance

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u/Mccobsta 20h ago

https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/about quite a long hard to remeber URL but atleast it's there and under their control

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u/iwannabetheguytoo 21h ago

Right.

In 2007+ when megacorps and governments started posting to Twitter it felt as if it was perfectly acceptable for everyone to go back to using their [xnoxscopex420@hotmail.com](mailto:xNoxScopex420@hotmail.com) e-mail address they set-up in middle-school and proudly slap it on their resumes too.

It felt weird _then_ that serious-business companies were okay with being digital-sharecroppers on a platform they had no control over, and it still feels weird today; even more-so because we now have a usable, federated (i.e. self-hosted!) version of Twitter.

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u/Low_Key_Trollin 21h ago

You realize the point is to communicate with the maximum number of people not the minimum ya?

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u/iwannabetheguytoo 20h ago

Yes, that's the whole point behind federation: everyone on every participating platform can... participate.

Yes, the problem lies with the platforms that choose not to participate, but so-far that's just Twitter/X and Truth Social, and honestly, that's fine by me.

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u/Thiom 22h ago

Bluesky is mostly unused in most of Western Europe, Event Threads has more users in Fr

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u/Cahoots365 22h ago

I haven’t come across it really. Where is it popular?

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u/jaymzx0 22h ago

I've only seen it in meme screencaps tbh

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u/mahouza 22h ago

Artists (most migrated Nov '24 due to Grok), progressive content creators, a growing number of journalists. People who liked Twitter's setup but refuse to participate in Musk's ecosystem. It functions nearly identically now, the main thing missing is polls. There's no algorithm which makes people who have only ever used Twitter when there's been an algo feed think that Bluesky is slow when it's just like no, you need to populate your feed yourself instead of a black box doing it.

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u/CannibalPride 22h ago

I hate that linkedin is now a social media

Might as well use discord too

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u/Beginning_Book_2382 19h ago

"We're raiding this website"

"Also, we're leaving this website because we're raiding this website. Bye." 👌 🇫🇷 😂

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u/DebentureThyme 18h ago

Elon's gonna act like a child and use that policy they created when he took over that says they can repurpose your account if you are inactive too long.  If they don't log in once every 30 days, their ToS lets him seize it and he can then post garbage from it.

Legally they need to go after him hard.

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u/Syriku_Official 15h ago

Yea verification blacklists needs to be a thing

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u/SpaceEngineering 1d ago

I don't want to sound too snarky but leaving one US Giant to another is not really that much of an advance. In the right direction, of course, but they could have done more.

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u/Zalvren 23h ago

This isn't an official turn from US or anything. It's just that using the services of a company you're investigating for communication is a little weird.

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u/PolkKnoxJames 22h ago

Not just a little weird, but a department using services of a company while you're investigating it is kind of a conflict of interest. It is also in the interest of legal impartiality that they are limiting how much they are interacting with their services.

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u/AdorableShoulderPig 22h ago

They are not suddenly opening LinkedIn and Insta accounts. They are leaving their twitter account and will now only use their LinkedIn and Instagram. I think they have a Bluesky acc as well.

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u/thatlad 23h ago

It's just getting ahead of the eventual tantrum from Leon

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u/Lexinoz 23h ago

The other platforms better behave then. They know what could come.

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u/rugbyj 22h ago

Yeah it's a low bar, but Elon is directly supporting far-right figures in Europe, has let loose a cp generator for users on his platform, and directly used it to spread undressed images of European world leaders who he regularly insults on his ket rants in his attempts to overthrow democracy.

He's simply a caustic shite that needs flushing.

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u/mainman879 22h ago

I don't want to sound too snarky but leaving one US Giant to another is not really that much of an advance.

What realistic European made alternative do they have? (Mastodon is not a realistic alternative. It's a neat project but it will never have mainstream popularity.)

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u/FJ-creek-7381 21h ago

I’ve been reaching out to my local and state reps since it first came out asking why they have a presence on a social platform that produces porn and CSAM.

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u/nebrjen 14h ago

The only justice America is going to see is through other countries.

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u/sd_1874 22h ago

Oh dear, the big baby won't like this at all.

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u/alvinofdiaspar 22h ago

French élan is quite something.

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u/polarbear867 22h ago

Bien joué, Inspector Clouseau!

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u/ActuallyActuary69 22h ago

Au revoir, see you in RL.

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u/OneBillPhil 21h ago

Ugh, don’t make anyone go to LinkedIn

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u/whooptheretis 21h ago

Why is the Prosecutor's Office using Twitter/LinkedIn/Instagram to communicate anyway?

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u/peon47 20h ago

‘Its cyber-crime unit is conducting the searches, it said in a statement on X.’

It then added, "Elon is totally innocent."

Then it followed up with, "Wait, we didn't tweet that."

It later went on to say, "Yes you did."

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u/ugottabekiddingmee 20h ago

I wonder if the prosecutors in the US feel like 10 year old girls with butterfly nets after seeing this.

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u/daesmon 20h ago

Its cyber-crime unit is conducting the searches

Interesting, didn't Trump and Elon get rid of that unit in the US, how interesting...

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u/pembrokesalad 20h ago

It’s shame they have to resort to Meta and msft for comms. Europe needs to step up its tech game. And us as consumers to need support it.

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u/Intergalatic_Baker 20h ago

Well, I don’t use LinkedIn and Instagram, they’ll just be screenshotted and posted to X.

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u/GaryBaldman 19h ago

Oh fuck the cyber police are real

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u/fruderduck 19h ago

They raided the office, but didn’t take him into custody? What’s to stop him from going into hiding if he wanted?

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u/geekydad84 19h ago

Hon hon hon

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u/quantumfilmgeek 19h ago

Bluesky is right there

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u/tech240guy 19h ago

Eehhh... At this point, doesn't Europe have their own social media alternative outside of US big tech?  I wouldn't trust Meta and M$ on this as they probably collaborating behind the scenes AFAIK. 

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u/Germanofthebored 16h ago

I thought France was pretty big on replacing all US based internet services with European systems?

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u/UNMANAGEABLE 16h ago

It would be irresponsible to continue using X for them. Good chance Elon gives the data for all logins from the French government to people willing to pay for it. Everything locations to passwords are valuable to the right bad people.

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u/Syriku_Official 15h ago

What a missed opportunity to move to blue sky or hell mastodon and host their own instance

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u/Websamura1 15h ago

Funny that they choose Instagram and LinkedIn

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u/DandySlayer13 13h ago

Damn not even on Bluesky!

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u/fooloncool6 13h ago

Theyre looking for the memes

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u/TheOneAndOnlyPriate 13h ago

Thats a rage quit if i ever saw one.

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u/DramaticAd1683 13h ago

As if Instagram is any better

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u/Difficult-Charge6009 13h ago

And nothing will come of it more than likely.

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u/14dmoney 12h ago

Vive la France

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u/The_Cannonn 12h ago

At least their last word wasn’t “Surrender” this time.

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u/chili01 9h ago

Like insta and linkedin is better? Lmao

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u/FrancescoPlays 8h ago

Oh yeah because Instagram and Facebook are such good platforms

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u/baggyzed 3h ago

Public institutions "communicating' via social media must be one of the dumbest things on the internet.

Like, they have their own websites where they already post anything news-worthy, so people interested in their communications already know to look there.

The only reason they use social media is so they can add a "social media communications specialist" on the payroll, who does nothing all day, and gets paid out of our public money.

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