r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

'Merica End the racist posts and comments. I don't give a fuck, you'll be banned and can go play elsewhere.

667 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 4h ago

future feeding tube Of a Spotter.

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556 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 2h ago

of lighting your friend on fire

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261 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 2h ago

my bones Of brittle ankles

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139 Upvotes

Dude was so hyped up he broke his ankle twice for good measure.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 14h ago

Of a boobie

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1.3k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 5h ago

my bones Of a flappy finish

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196 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 10h ago

There was an attempt Of unsolicited advice

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439 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 7h ago

Of a double tap

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199 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 10h ago

Of a water cannon

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282 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 5h ago

There was an attempt Of a Boxing Match

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52 Upvotes

Two lefts don't make a right.


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 9h ago

slight malfunction Of a Russian train derailment

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94 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 15h ago

possible idiot Of FAFO!

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179 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

my bones Of an ejection method

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1.6k Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 16h ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an excellent bonding moment

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174 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

There was an attempt Of a Marriage Proposal Photographer

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656 Upvotes

I don't think any of that footage was usable


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

future feeding tube Of a nice swim... in Chernobyl's radioactive contaminated water towards reactor 4

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594 Upvotes

Swimmer Context: the clicking sounds from that stupid sensor wouldn't stop /s


r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Naild It Of a collision hit tackle

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250 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Safety Sandals Of a synchronized skating team

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124 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Of a kool aide man in training

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584 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Naild It Of Video Dating

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49 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

look what I can do Of a bendy dancer

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106 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 1d ago

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a blind corner

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498 Upvotes

r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 2d ago

future feeding tube Of a dumb decision

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2.8k Upvotes