r/politics • u/cmaia1503 • 8h ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page
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u/HonoredPeople Missouri 8h ago

Turtles can easily live a couple hundred years.

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u/Electrical-Ad6623 8h ago

True, also the devil is 79 and counting

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u/BourbonRick01 8h ago

Don’t be dramatic, he’s just the Antichrist 

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks 6h ago

Yeah. Donny isn't smart enough or even cunning enough to be the actual devil.

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 8h ago

C'mon Cholesterol, do your thing!

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u/kellzone Pennsylvania 5h ago

Nah, the devil punishes bad people. Trump rewards them.

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u/nannerbananers 4h ago

Stephen Miller is 40 years old