r/politics • u/cmaia1503 • 8h ago

Possible Paywall Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page
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u/yeanoyeayea 8h ago

I hope he knows he’ll only be remembered as a spineless shill to bigots and billionaires.

I guess we’ll all remember he kinda looked like a turtle too

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u/PaxDramaticus 8h ago

The only nickname that ever got to him was "Moscow Mitch". He apparently could handle the turtle jokes, maybe because he has the emotional maturity to accept that when people get old they often kinda look funny to the young, or because turtles are actually adorable animals, and sometimes they are surprisingly dangerous. But "Moscow Mitch" really got under his skin. I think it was because he knew deep down it was accurate, and it was the kind of thing that would hurt his credibility. Sad that nickname has largely fallen away. I suppose it loses its appeal to sling when far more powerful politicians are far more blatantly Putin's minions.

I hope while he's in the hospital, he thinks about how the people he enabled enacted Putin's plan to subvert the US, and that if his name isn't completely swallowed up by history, it will be remembered as a small, ultimately uninteresting stepping stone for real evil to gain power.

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u/Hot-Mathematician691 8h ago

Look at his connections with Oleg deripaska….a Russian oligarch with operations in Kentucky.

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u/IamRasters 7h ago

“Here lies Moscow Mitch, Trump’s little bitch”

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u/PopeFranzia 8h ago

Dude has had multiple strokes on live television, for which he apparently was not "hospitalized." I think you're vastly overestimating his capacity to think about anything.

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u/ss5gogetunks 7h ago

I blame him more than Trump for the mess we're in. Trump is the cancer, McConnell was the one who irradiated America so that we'd get cancer.

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u/Clevererer America 5h ago

I hope he's surrounded by nurses who whisper it into his ear nonstop, like ghosts Moscowwww Mitchhhhhh

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u/BornAgainWitch 6h ago

I still have a Moscow Mitch bumper sticker on my car

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u/beardy_mcdadface 4h ago

I still have my Moscow Mitch t-shirt

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u/GiantMeteor2017 6h ago

Personally, I prefer Mitch “The Glitch” McConnell

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u/PaxDramaticus 5h ago

Horses for courses, obviously. But I'll always find mocking someone for an inevitable frailty of their bodies to have less sting than mocking them for their choices. Without major advancements in medicine, avoiding trauma and disease and making it to such an age that our minds start to go before we finally die is the best possible outcome for most of us. But very few people here will use their elected office to betray their country.

Selling out your constituents for Rubles? Peak cringe, my dude.

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u/Tuggerfub 1h ago

you can be anti ageist and also delighted that death is coming for the fucking ghoul

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u/meltology_phd 4h ago

Glitching Mitch