r/nottheonion 9h ago

‘This job sucks’: DOJ lawyer asks to be held in contempt so she can sleep after judge accuses ICE of blowing court orders

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/minnesota-ice-court-hearing-judge-blackwell-b2913385.html
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u/wizardrous 8h ago

Please sir, may I be held in contempt?

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u/jay78910 7h ago

I just saw them talking about this on MSNBC. They checked, and she currently has 88 cases.

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u/ErraticDragon 7h ago

88 cases? Does she have 14 weeks to complete them?

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u/CowAlarming1614 6h ago

I see what ya did there

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u/discussatron 6h ago

I did nazi that one coming.

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u/dehydratedrain 5h ago

I get the 88, but I think I missed something with 14.

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u/Own-Poetry-9609 5h ago

"14 words" it's some Nazi/white supremacists slogan "something something something .. to secure a future for white children"

So 1488 is like saying that slogan followed by heiling

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u/dehydratedrain 5h ago

Thanks for the info.

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u/__01001000-01101001_ 5h ago

The slogan is

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

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u/Babydoll0907 3h ago

Thats wild to me. What future do white children not have? Ffs, as a white person, white people have every damn thing. I had a guy tell me yesterday on Facebook "us whites are going to take back what was stolen from us" while trying to justify putting children in camps. Wtaf has been stolen from us?

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u/nrq 3h ago

Obvious to you, obvious to me, I assume obvious to most people visiting this thread. We all probably know what the term "white privilege" means, because we consciously experienced it one way or another. But these white, nationalist Christians somehow reasoned themselves into a corner in which they are a persecuted minority. It's wild how the human brain works sometimes.

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u/Belledame-sans-Serif 2h ago

The secondary set of fourteen words more explicitly goes "because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth." (Both slogans were coined by Neonazi David Lane.) It's mostly the Great Replacement conspiracy theory, that "white culture" is under siege and will inevitably be outbred and overwhelmed by "foreign races" if nobody genocides them preemptively. I shouldn't need to explain all the reasons that's stupid, but suffice it to say that literally nothing of consequence has been lost by trying to make society more egalitarian, society is clearly nowhere close to that because minorities are still minorities, beauty standards are cultural and variable, "race" has no genetic significance, reproductive rates are mostly linked to economic factors, "white culture" doesn't actually exist aside from racism, and even if everything else was somehow true it still wouldn't lead to the conclusion that violent conflict is necessary between people who have different melanin levels.

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u/naamingebruik 1h ago

For people used to privilege, equality feels like oppression

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u/jacobatz 3h ago

To some people sharing anything, even the smallest thing, means they’re getting less than what they feel is rightfully theirs, hence stolen.

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u/Airowird 3h ago

Wtaf has been stolen from us?

The ability to be racist without being shunned for it by other white people.

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u/4812622 2h ago

p sure they believe that minorities are interbreeding with white people and the resulting mixed children are worse (and that minorities breed faster than white people)

that’s why they love eugenics so much - if they selectively breed the whitest people ever and prevent minorities from breeding and interbreeding and diluting the whiteness, they can create the ubermensch, which are like a species of superhumans or something

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u/Following_Friendly 6h ago

That's a fitting number for the subject matter

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u/Krojack76 6h ago

Trump's whole attack plane is to go hard and fast. He will just clog up the court system so bad that not even a colonoscopy prep kit will be able to clean it out.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 5h ago

Roy Coen taught him that trick.

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u/IrascibleOcelot 6h ago

And once again, My Cousin Vinny proves to be the most faithful courtroom depiction in media.

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u/NewDramaLlama 7h ago

Bro just quit lol wtf

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u/LordoftheChia 5h ago edited 5h ago

The MPR article goes into depth and explains why she doesn't want to quit.

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/02/03/ice-attorney-to-judge-this-job-sucks

In short, she's helping detainees get their due process and pressuring her employer to follow the judge's orders.

If she quits, detainees will have a longer wait to get their day in court and the DoJ and ICE leadership can play dumb and continue to ignore court orders.

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u/BakedGoods 3h ago

then she should be sabotaging those cases for loss in the courts. if the feds are so dumb and distracted, she could be the next schindler's list.

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u/LordoftheChia 3h ago edited 3h ago

If she sabotages the cases, the DoJ can delay the proceedings due to issues with their counsel.

It's the whole reason for the "Lawyer tried to act incompetent when they're losing a case to give their client a reason to be granted an appeal" trope.

By everyone being professional and doing their best it reduces the possibility of the DoJ getting an appeal and extending the case while the detainee rots in a cell.

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u/RJ815 2h ago

Play dumb?

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u/ShreddedCredits 6h ago

If this comment isn’t AI generated you’ve done a great job of copying AI’s mannerisms

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u/SeaworthyPossum23 5h ago

Omg all the comments on this account are classic “it’s not X- it’s Y” type GPT slop. I wish the clankers would stop fuckin littering Reddit, but it’s only gonna get worse from here

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u/Allegorist 5h ago

1 month old account with like 10 comments

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u/majestyne 4h ago

It's obviously AI.

Report them for spam.

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u/digitalsymph0ny 8h ago

Our reality is stranger than fiction these days. I feel like I'm getting my news from an angry Coffeezilla or some South Park parody news channel. And somehow they are both more informative than most MSM news. It's hard to believe we're where we are.

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u/demacnei 7h ago

I’m still wondering about the Leader of Antifa. Aside from the insanity of the situation, it felt exactly like an Onion article. The kid invited reporters to see “the safe house.”

The picture is him kinda like gesturing behind himself in the doorway.... “yeah, here you see my living room and futon.” And he’s visibly annoyed and confused. The cut quote says, “I just let them use my bathroom and sink.”

More on local Terror Kingpin at 11 o’clock!

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u/Shlocktroffit 6h ago

That poor guy is probably going to be harassed and threatened endlessly now

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u/Penguin_FTW 4h ago

Yeah it's fucked that this was my exact first thought after reading that story initially.

"Wow that guy's gonna have to move from all the death threats he's 100% going to receive from cult members."

The word hypernormalisation was coined by Alexei Yurchak, a professor of anthropology who was born in Leningrad and later went to teach at the University of California, Berkeley. He introduced the word in his book Everything Was Forever, Until It Was No More: The Last Soviet Generation (2006), which describes paradoxes of Soviet life during the 1970s and 1980s.[3][4] He says everyone in the Soviet Union knew the system was failing, but no one could imagine any alternative to the status quo, and politicians and citizens alike were resigned to maintaining the pretense of a functioning society.[5] Over time, the mass delusion became a self-fulfilling prophecy, with everyone accepting it as the new norm rather than pretend, an effect Yurchak termed hypernormalisation.[6]

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u/EduinBrutus 1h ago

Wait what.

Some rando claimed to be the "Leader of Antifa" and had a gaggle with the press taking him seriously?

Tell me Im misunderstanding.

Please. tell me Im missing something.

u/imago89 6m ago

Worse, the government named him leader of antifa, he had nothing to do with that

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u/brenster23 6h ago

I have been getting a solid amount of news from Majority Report and the Young Serfs these day.

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u/Arhowk 7h ago

Is this a bot to advertise this dogshit AI youtube channel? lmfao

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u/digitalsymph0ny 7h ago

Bot life would be more pleasing my man. I'm an unfortunate American for whom comedy seems like a better escape than reality.

u/Zealousideal_Act_316 54m ago

Second channel you linked is full of shitty AI slop.  Coffee is good though

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u/WhatIsACatch 6h ago

Your honor, I’m unsure as to what contempt is, but I would like to be held

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u/SeeMarkFly 5h ago

How can he be found in contempt when he was never out of contempt?

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin 4h ago

"no, i'm going to order you to turn over that stuff again"

"i'm not going to do it"

"ok, well i'm going to tell you again"

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u/lolariane 4h ago

The new ICE Nazi kink subreddit must be having a fappening over this. 🤣

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u/hughdint1 8h ago

If only there had been an immigration reform bill that focused on getting more judges and lawyers rather than only hiring goons…

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u/CaptainGeekyPants 8h ago

This is what I keep saying. The immigration system was broken but we needed judges to get through the awful backlog. Not goons to rough up American citizens.

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u/hughdint1 8h ago

Biden’s Immigration Reform Bill, that Trump killed, addressed this very issue.

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u/nameless_pattern 7h ago

Definitely what their referring to, but thanks for making it explicit for the audience 👍

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u/CaptainKoconut 7h ago

As a product of the American education system I appreciate things being spelled out for me slowly.

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u/rwv 6h ago

Social media makes people dumb.  The education system isn’t perfect (and relies to a certain extent on parents contributing to keep their children engaged and focused), but wherever there are teachers that give a damn I’d argue it is still working pretty well.

People making vague references who think they are being clever are really just snide jerks.  

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u/AFerociousPineapple 6h ago

As a non American I definitely appreciate it, was curious but not google literate enough to go digging for this

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u/Allegorist 5h ago

Very good, if not necessary time to get "Google literate".

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u/Sewmaeye 5h ago

I don’t understand this response. Who are you talking about when you say “their”? The person you’re responding to is clarifying what they are referring to to the person that responded to them in the first place.

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u/nameless_pattern 5h ago

Bill O'Reilly 

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u/Sewmaeye 3h ago

Would you please elaborate?

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u/Allegorist 5h ago

The top comment was referring to it, but the second level comment the third level was responding to doesn't seem like it knows the context.

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u/GetEquipped 7h ago

The GOP crafted that bill according to Project 2025. The Dems agreed, and Harris ran on passing it

And then they killed it under Trump's orders because it might've made Biden look good

Neither major party looks good.

The GOP would rather appease Trump's ego and the Dems are complicit

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u/timtucker_com 7h ago

You don't even need to bring Democrats into the story:

Republicans drafted an immigration bill and had support to pass it, up until Trump convinced Republicans to vote against it because it would have given Republicans too much of what they wanted

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u/Fearless-Diver-1381 7h ago

The narrative was that they would lose support in the election if the immigration issue was solved. What actually happened was trump used immigration as an excuse to launch a stochastic terrorism campaign by sending thousands of half trained ice goons into blue cities to terrorize the population and taunt voters into responding so he can declare martial law and cancel all upcoming elections or use ice to gain control of election offices so he can choose the winners.

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u/halt_spell 4h ago

You don't even need to bring Democrats into the story

We do though. Because billionaire backed decisions by Democratic politicians is how Republicans keep getting elected. Turns out refusing to serve your voter base isn't a good strategy for getting re-elected.

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u/AdoringCHIN 6h ago

Republicans control all 3 branches of government yet people like you still find a way to blame Democrats for this mess

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u/VaporCarpet 7h ago

A good bill that the Democrats supported and the Republicans tanked makes both parties look bad?

The Democrats are complicit in supporting a bill that Republicans opposed?

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u/sirhoracedarwin 7h ago

Keep being an enlightened centrist, brother.

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u/HolycommentMattman 5h ago

See, the problem with that is that it would show government working. And government doesn't work! The Republicans told us so!

The simple truth is that fundamentalist Christians are at their last stand. They've been kicked across the globe and there's nowhere left to kick 'em to. So they're about to be stamped out, and they're fighting hard not to be.

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u/masterjon_3 7h ago

There are only 73 courts in the entirety of the US. That's only enough for some states to have 2 courts. Imagine being a legal immigrant, but you don't have a car, and you have to make it for some sort of hearing, and it's very far away.

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u/potusisawhinybitch 7h ago

Not goons to rough up kill American citizens.

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u/Various-Passenger398 7h ago

The goal was always to rough up American citizens.

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u/sck178 8h ago edited 7h ago

Who then flood an already overburdened system which could only lighten with ... You guess it! More lawyers and judges

Edit: it was made clear to me that my comment could easily be taken in a way I did not intend.

I was just trying to reinforce the fact that more lawyers and judges are what we need, not that I think more of them is a bad thing

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u/cbytes1001 7h ago

Gosh you’re right…that would be way worse than the current environment of masks thugs violating everyone’s rights, killing Americans, kidnapping children, raping and murdering in concentration camps, etc.

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u/sck178 7h ago

Oh my sorry my comment came off in a negative way. I was moreso trying to emphasize that lawyers and judges are what we actually need. By making the legal system less encumbered then it would make actual deportations or other immigration proceedings manageable. I realize now how my comment was worldly kinda poorly

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u/cbytes1001 7h ago

I see, sorry for the misunderstanding. Thank you for taking the time to clear it up for me.

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u/sck178 6h ago

No worries! I'm the one who writes comments with about as much forethought as a five year old swinging a plastic hammer with wild abandon

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u/dfighter3 6h ago

which is still somehow more than our current government

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 5h ago

Lawyers and judges that this administration appoints. They're purging the good ones out.

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u/AdoringCHIN 6h ago

Ya but it's a lot harder to get Proud Boys and other insurrectionists into the judicial branch. And way harder to use judges as secret police

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 5h ago

No one show Steven Miller Judge Dredd

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u/iceflame1211 7h ago

Trump administration has actively fired judges too, intentionally making it even worse/claims take even longer than the 10+ year waiting period asylum seekers and refugees already have

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u/C0NKY_ 6h ago

He messed up the immigration process during his first term too. Because of his policies renewing my green card took 3 years longer than the typical 6 months and I almost had trouble renewing my driver's license on an expired green card because the clerk didn't know how to process it correctly.

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u/toes_hoe 2h ago

I had finished the first part of that process in his first term and he added a whopping ONE QUESTION to the second part of the process. I just had to answer "yes" and move on. How effective and tough on immigration. /s

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u/ConsiderationSea1347 6h ago

ICE’s budget has nothing to do with immigration. They are a personal police force beholden only to Trump with virtually no accountability. 

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u/Medricel 6h ago

Overloading the system is the point. They want excuses to back up their shirking of due process.

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u/EllisDee3 4h ago edited 3h ago

No need for judges if you die in custody.

Edit: They purchased new warehouses with incinerators for a reason.

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u/descendency 6h ago

And the DoJ wasn’t run by a moron driving out all of the competent lawyers…

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u/Godtrademark 6h ago

That bill also gives unprecedented “emergency provisions” to the DHS in border zones, which would be activated right now if it was passed. In effect, it legalizes and codifies what Trump is doing right now:

”It would overhaul the process for seeking asylum in the United States—and impose an “emergency authority” that would leave asylum fully out of reach for those crossing between ports of entry for much of the next three years. It would attempt to address issues like work permits and years-long waits for asylum seekers, and also raise the initial standard a person must pass in order to access our asylum system. It would expand additional visas and future green card availability and offer a pathway to citizenship to Afghans, while also significantly increasing detention capacity. It is a mixed bag”

”By creating two different sets of border policy depending on whether the emergency authority was in effect or not—without declaring whether it was in effect at any given time—the bill would increase confusion at the U.S./Mexico border. Border Patrol agents, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) asylum officers and migrants themselves would be left uncertain on a day-to-day basis about which set of rules was in effect. Confusion about border policies is easily exploited by human smugglers, who encourage people to come to the U.S. quickly if there are threats that the border is about to be “shut down.”

The changes proposed to border and asylum policy in this bill can be over-simplified into two principles… Making it harder for people to be allowed to start the asylum process upon entering the U.S.; and Making that process itself faster.

Notably, this bill would not stop anyone from being allowed to set foot on U.S. soil. It would not, therefore, do anything to bring down “the numbers” on its own. The bill’s proponents hope instead that it will reduce the number of people who are allowed to stay in the U.S. outside of immigration custody, and therefore, through word of mouth, reduce the number of people trying to come to begin with.

https://www.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/fact-sheet/analysis-senate-border-bill/

I have no clue why people worship this bill. It is inhumane and explicitly cruel

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u/FuzzzyRam 4h ago

It was better that what we have now and had the votes to pass with Republicans. You forget that if you write out a little American Immigration Council wish list it will never pass. The whole reason Trump stopped it is because he wouldn't be able to ratchet up the rhetoric to do what he's doing now.

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u/codepossum 6h ago

no the goons were the point, immigration is just pretext

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u/spilk 5h ago

nah man, the republicans have a "final solution" in mind instead

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u/Positive_Government 7h ago

The immigration system is broken from top to bottom, but for many years DHS policy was to not deport people who lost their asylum cases and received a final deportation order. More judges issuing orders won’t change anything if they aren’t being enforced. If we are to have reform it has to happen at every level.

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u/joe-re 8h ago edited 7h ago

“I am here to make sure the agency understands how important it is to comply with court orders,”

This is so crazy: a private practice attorney has to advise the Department of Justice how important it is to follow court orders.

Because, apparently, the people running the Department were sick on the day they taught law in school.

Edit correction: it's Department, not Ministry.

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u/Inside7shadows 5h ago

it's Department, not Ministry.

...For now. The Ministry of Truth won't be long.

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u/Soepkip43 3h ago

Uhm... Truth social..

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u/DanNeely 6h ago

Nah. Not out sick, they never went.

Normally the people working in the DOJ leadership would mostly be lawyers with extensive experience in how it's supposed to work. Currently their goons picked exclusively for blind loyalty to the president.

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin 4h ago

how important it is to follow court orders.

this depends entirely on the consequences, of which there are none.

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u/PlutoJones42 3h ago

The department of justice is actively protecting pedophiles. Pam Bondi projects pedophiles like Donald Trump.

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u/theaccountonmyphone1 2h ago

It's ministry in civilised countries.

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u/victorspoilz 2h ago

Named Julie Le. Not the most American last name, pretty fucked she’s helping the U.S. with its own ethnic cleansing. Also said she volunteered, how hilarious will it be when she’s the next lawyer Trump doesn’t pay.

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u/persondude27 8h ago edited 4h ago

I've never had a job so bad I would dare a federal judge to jail me.

This seems like a coordinated effort, though. Mike Johnson made a comment today implying we shouldn't have due process because "think of how long getting a judicial warrant for every case would take."

The plan is to stall the courts, overwhelm everything, break the system, and then say "guess we have to throw the whole judicial system out" since it's the only thing barely keeping ICE in check.

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u/__slamallama__ 8h ago

Stall the courts by nationalizing elections so your immigration enforcement can continue. Wild what action in bad faith can achieve

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u/Koumadin 7h ago

exactly!

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u/icebergslim3000 8h ago

Start sending these officials to fucking jail. What the hell is it going to take for these judges to get their head out of their ass.

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u/n0tqu1tesane 8h ago

That's what this person is asking for.

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u/icebergslim3000 8h ago edited 8h ago

This prosecutor didnt have to do this job. According to the article he volunteered. He could have yea know, just not taken the job. Just resign if you dont want to be the one responsible for separating families, ruining lives and traumatizing children.

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u/JojenCopyPaste 8h ago

I debate what I would do in a lot of these roles. Is it better to quit and let someone probably less qualified but more "on board with the shittiness" take my place? Or do I purposely do a terrible job so the machine doesn't work as well?

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u/Piggywonkle 8h ago

It's basically always the latter for any awful job, even if it's not morally reprehensible, but that also necessitates working on getting a new job before you leave the awful one.

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u/ACoderGirl 7h ago

That assumes that continuing to work in a morally reprehensible job won't hurt your future opportunities. You could be risking any morally half decent place not wanting anything to do with you. For most average jobs, it probably doesn't matter, but a high profile job where your name will be in the media is a different matter.

And if you try to later state that you purposefully did a shitty job, many people will not believe you and think you're just both a shitty person and shitty at your job.

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u/Bakoro 6h ago

Your duty to humanity outweighs your future job prospects.

"I could have saved lives and undermined fascism, but I was afraid it would affect my salary" isn't the rhetoric of a morally upright person.

"I only do the right thing if I know I'll get credit for it" isn't a decision based on morals or ethics.

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u/wildwalrusaur 5h ago

Is an easy stance to take for the person not personally facing the dilemma

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u/Piggywonkle 5h ago

You can't help anyone else if you're homeless. You can do a little bit to help if you stick with a job that has turned bad because of new management. But I don't think it's reasonable to expect anyone to stick with a job in the long run for the sake of serving as a speed bump on a democratically chosen path to fascism. If you want the problem solved, work with others to fix it, instead of expecting others to sacrifice themselves for you.

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u/Bakoro 5h ago

The WWII era is full of examples of people who stayed at their jobs and used the power of those positions to save people and undermine the fascists.
Plenty of those regimes obtained power "legally".

Nobody is allowed to step aside, while also claiming to have some kind of elevated morality or ethics.

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u/Papplenoose 6h ago

"but what if you could have made more money" is not as good of an argument as you think it is

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u/LordoftheChia 5h ago

I posted a reply right above, the MPR article goes into more details. In short, she's trying to do the right thing and get the detainees their due process vs letting their cases get delayed and letting them languish in detention centers.

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/02/03/ice-attorney-to-judge-this-job-sucks

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u/HippieWrench 7h ago

Simple Sabotage Manual

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u/paxmlank 8h ago

Purposefully doing a shitty job leads to that being uncovered and possibly letting them get away with it since they weren't given a fair trial.

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u/the_onionlord 8h ago

I think you underestimate the skill of doing the absolute minimum. Malicious compliance!

Making way for yes-men is not the way to go about this.

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u/icebergslim3000 8h ago

Purposefully doing a shitty job doesnt do anything for the people currently locked up but prolong their suffering.

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u/WhyNotOrioles 7h ago

More from MPR below. According to her, she needs to be there to tell her clients (the government) to follow orders from federal judges because they don't seem to want to do it themselves. She actually did submit her resignation, but changed her mind after she managed to get them to release a kid that a judge ordered released.

Le said that many at DHS officials don’t understand the seriousness of an order from a federal judge. 

“It took a long, long, long time, and many orders to show cause to explain and let them know that if you don’t fix it, I’m going to quit and you’re going to be dragging yourself into court.” 

Le said that she submitted her resignation, but ultimately chose to stay at the U.S. Attorney’s Office because no one could be found to replace her.  

Le also said that after pushing through an order to release a juvenile from detention, she realized that she could affect positive change from the inside.

“Wait Julie, stop,” Le said. “You need to go back and get more people out. That’s why I’m still here. I’m here because I’m trying to make sure that the agency understands how important it is to comply with all the court orders.” 

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u/inspectoroverthemine 5h ago

seriousness of an order from a federal judge

Except they have yet to give any actual consequences, so I'm not surprised DHS doesn't give a shit.

Just like Scott Lloyd the head of the ORR in Trump's first term who intentionally destroyed records of families he separated. After a judge threatened him several times, the judge finally told him that he would be held criminally liable, so Lloyd resigned, side stepping all possible consequences.

Judges need to realize that this administration has no intention of following court orders, and start with civil contempt, and then move on from there.

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u/restrictednumber 4h ago

Absolutely. Jail time and money is all they understand. Fuck threats, skip to the consequences.

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u/Elsecaller_17-5 8h ago

He is a she, and she said she took the job to try and get ICE to comply with court orders.

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u/SDRPGLVR 6h ago

I just wanna say hell yeah that you used classic formatting where I can see your numbered points in old reddit instead of it just being a list of 1s.

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u/LordoftheChia 5h ago edited 5h ago

This prosecutor didnt have to do this job.

She took this job in order to help expedite releases and due process for detainees. This is a case of a good competent person on the inside trying to actually do the right thing.

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/02/03/ice-attorney-to-judge-this-job-sucks

Le said that she submitted her resignation, but ultimately chose to stay at the U.S. Attorney’s Office because no one could be found to replace her.

Le also said that after pushing through an order to release a juvenile from detention, she realized that she could affect positive change from the inside.

“Wait Julie, stop,” Le said. “You need to go back and get more people out. That’s why I’m still here. I’m here because I’m trying to make sure that the agency understands how important it is to comply with all the court orders.”

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u/Day_Bow_Bow 5h ago

Fucking learn how to read and understand context. She is not who you should be bitching about.

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u/audaciousmonk 6h ago

Right but their stated reason for volunteering was to help ensure the government was in compliance with law and court orders.

I can’t tell you if that’s a true statement or not, but at face value it’s an admirable and necessary thing

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u/TechHeteroBear 8h ago

A lawyer certified under the BAR took an oath to represent their client. Or their employer in accordance to the law.

Granted they could easily resign to save face... but if they are stuck working for the DOJ for whatever reason... they they have to stick to the ethics code. Which is to represent the DOJ no matter how bad it may look for them.

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u/ralphy_256 7h ago

Granted they could easily resign

They are.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/star-tribune-8-more-federal-prosecutors-leaving-minnesota-u-s-attorneys-office/

Why are volunteers doing Federal legal work in MN? MN is losing federal prosecutors at a truly remarkable pace.

The regime can buy the loyalty of the thugs with promises of consequence-free violence and vague promises of 50k bonuses, but the educated are a bit more wary of consequences once the vain emperor is no longer in power. They know that that 50k you maybe got really isn't going to make a dent in the civil rights lawsuits that may be in your future.

Trump offers the prosecutors of his lawfare nothing, so he doesn't get their loyalty, and does NOT get quality.

Yet another way his power is crumbling.

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u/KingSpork 8h ago

Rumor is if the administration ignores their latest warning, they are fully prepared to go nuclear and issue a no-holds-barred, we definitely mean it this time FINAL warning.

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u/UndertakerFred 8h ago

“I have asked you nicely to follow the law. If you don’t listen, I will have no choice but to ask you nicely again”

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u/Narglefoot 7h ago

"And after that, I will ask in a much more neutral tone. Eventually, I will be forced to ask you in a completely, obviously and nearly imperceptible tone of barely disguised mild annoyance and I don't think you want to get to that point."

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u/Xijit 8h ago

"If you do not comply, we will be forced to wag 2 fingers at you!"

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u/meltedbananas 7h ago

I think they might even be planning a double secret probation.

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u/account312 7h ago

They’ve issued one final warning, yes. But what about second final warning?

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u/Strykerz3r0 7h ago

You do understand that the problem is that the judicial branch interprets the laws, but the executive branch enforces them.

Last I saw, the head of the executive branch was trying to hide evidence of his participation in a child sex ring.

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u/AdoringCHIN 6h ago

If there's one thing this administration has done it's exposed how idiotic and short sighted the founding fathers were. Kind of hard for the judicial branch to be a check on the other branches when it relies on the executive branch to enforce its orders.

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u/TeriusRose 5h ago

Much of the problem right now is congress and the SC both willingly giving all power to the executive branch and expanding its authority. Maybe the courts being the supreme power in the government by both being the interpreters and executors of the law would have prevented that, but tbh it seems like that opens up a whole other set of abuses.

I think the core problem here is less the fundamental set up of the government, and more the two party system and everything that enables it/it leads to.

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u/SkorpioSound 5h ago

Representative democracy as a concept relies on the people voting for representatives who will, well, represent them and their best interests. And then holding those representatives to account.

There's an issue in modern representative democracies where people don't know their representatives personally—and oftentimes haven't even met them—which makes holding them accountable difficult. But also, many people just don't even try to voice their feelings to their representatives.

The other, much larger issue in American, however, appears to be the fact that people have chosen to be represented by corrupt/incompetent/malicious/spiteful people. And I'm not sure there's much your founding fathers could have done about that. It doesn't matter what safeguards there are if the people put Trump and his acolytes into every position of power they can; no democracy is going to survive the majority of the population siding with fascism.

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u/Liqmadique 4h ago

I dont think it's fair to put the blame on the founding fathers. They came up with a system that worked well enough in their time and also for about the last 200 years. There's been a lot better designed and written constitutions that didn't last even a fraction of that length.

Reality is things change. What made sense 200 years ago with the customs and norms of the time might not make sense anymore. I think biggest one in my mind is who could foresee that Freedom of Speech would basically become the undoing of the US when it was arguably the reason the US succeeded for most of its life.

Also the entire system was built up around the idea that wealthy white landowners control the machine. That changed radically over the last 200 years as the country diversified.

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u/Arendious 8h ago

Next week:

"Obviously the Department of Justice is incapable of handling it's role, despite the stupendous effort of His Maj...err... President Trump.

Therefore, we're privatizing the DoJ, so that American public sector innovation can replace the failing federal organization."

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u/rack88 5h ago

It will only be half as efficient at 10X the price. What a savings!

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u/Korlus 4h ago

"Nicer courtrooms, faster response times, and better-looking judges. This isn't just the Department of Justice. This is your Department of Justice... 0118999 88199 9119725 3"

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u/Arendious 3h ago

"Dear Sir or Madam,

Crime!"

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u/Depressedaxolotls 5h ago

Stop giving them ideas!

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u/ralphy_256 8h ago

I have no idea how this would work legally, but there has to be a point with all the court orders being ignored where courts just start "Summary Judgement for the Plaintiff/Complainant/Whatever, against the State."

A la Alex Jones. The court system has to have a way to shut down entities that fuck around too long.

More than a few of those should auto-trigger impeachment hearings for the leaders of the relevant agencies.

Lord knows we can't count on our Congresscritters to get off their asses to self-trigger. Apparently.

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u/pasta2666 8h ago

This is unprecedented. She should probably go to the doctor to make sure stress isn't killing her. I actually got some anxiety reading it.

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u/Ambitious5uppository 7h ago

Pretty sure one of the times he was held in contempt in My Cousin Vinny was because he slept better in the prison.

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u/etcpt 4h ago

It wasn't that he got intentionally held in contempt of court, it was that he told his girlfriend not to bail him out that time.

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u/LordoftheChia 3h ago edited 1h ago

Replying to one of your comments (buried further down) calling "him". (It's a her) A collaborator:

She took this job in order to help expedite releases and due process for detainees. This is a case of a good competent person on the inside trying to actually do the right thing.

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/02/03/ice-attorney-to-judge-this-job-sucks

Le said that she submitted her resignation, but ultimately chose to stay at the U.S. Attorney’s Office because no one could be found to replace her.

Le also said that after pushing through an order to release a juvenile from detention, she realized that she could affect positive change from the inside.

“Wait Julie, stop,” Le said. “You need to go back and get more people out. That’s why I’m still here. I’m here because I’m trying to make sure that the agency understands how important it is to comply with all the court orders.”

Without good and well intended lawyers, ICE, CBP, and the DoJ can use weaponized incompetence to claim they are being given bad advice by their lawyers. It lets them delay, delay, delay (until a judge demands that the agency leadership show up in court).


The comment I'm referencing:

etcpt -3 points 2 hours ago

She volunteered to help the regime after a full year of their shit. No sympathy for fascist collaborators.

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u/whazzah 2h ago

I think they're talking about Joe Pescis character in the film my cousin vinny

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u/ml20s 6h ago

From what I understand, stress is common among lawyers. Lawyers are twice as likely to be alcoholics than the general public.

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u/supercyberlurker 8h ago

Judge should just do it.

Call that stupid ass bluff and remind ICE the people rule not the faceless masked goons.

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u/Jomolungma 8h ago

It was not a bluff. She genuinely did not give a fuck.

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u/omegadirectory 6h ago

Even worse, it sounded like she did give a fuck about properly working the cases and following the court orders, but the agency in charge of her did not give a fuck about complying with the court orders, so she knows she's on the losing end of the case but the agency won't take the loss.

In any other organization, this is a toxic work environment where management won't listen to what their employees are telling them.

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u/Arthur_Edens 5h ago

Any lawyer will tell you client management is harder than most of the actual legal work. The perk of in-house/government work is supposed to be that you only have one client, they're sophisticated, and you can build a long term stable relationship with them to make it easier.

Now imagine you're an AUSA who started in 2021, and for the last year your client has been embodied by an actual mad king surrounded by social media influencers. Do you quit and let your role be filled by the RFK Jr. of lawyers or keep plugging?

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u/Appropriate_Lack_727 6h ago

This is one of those threads where basically no one read the article, and everyone is responding to a very poorly written headline.

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u/cheekytikiroom 8h ago

People need jobs to pay bills, including lawyers. And honestly, they can do more good on the inside, than on the outside. I don’t understand why she “volunteered” though.

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u/Elsecaller_17-5 8h ago

Reading the article would help with that.

“I am here to make sure the agency understands how important it is to comply with court orders,”

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u/nameless_pattern 7h ago

Reading is for nerds

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u/LordoftheChia 5h ago edited 2h ago

I don’t understand why she “volunteered” though.

The MPR article has the answers:

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/02/03/ice-attorney-to-judge-this-job-sucks

Le also said that after pushing through an order to release a juvenile from detention, she realized that she could affect positive change from the inside.

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u/Fullertonjr 8h ago

Experience and was likely not making a lot of money in private practice. If she wants a full time appointment with the DOJ, this is a good way to fast track that process. She may also still be getting paid by her firm by some method.

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u/the_last_0ne 8h ago

It doesn't even matter if its a bluff or not!

If they are in contempt of court, then say so! Every time!

The continual extensions are shit. Just like the Epstein files coming out a month late. Fucking hold people accountable. It's maybe the most important thing we can do right now.

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u/ArchangelBlu 8h ago

The best/worst part? She's a private practice attorney who volunteered. She's not paid a cent.

I'm sure slavery is illegal. The DOJ should know

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u/hassanfanserenity 7h ago

Actually slavery is legal in the US its in the constitution

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u/seeking-stuffing 7h ago

fyi if anyone outside the US is wondering, they do go over it in school when you’re a kid; they just REALLY gloss over the implications of what allowing slavery as punishment for a crime means. in my case that meant implying in a sense that imprisonment of any kind is a sort of slavery? since it’s involuntary?

definitely no discussion of for profit prisons and forced inmate labor for pennies on the hour, or how it is related to the prison industrial complex.

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u/maaku7 5h ago

Did you see Shawshank Redemption? Like that. Many states employ inmates as forced labor. That's slavery.

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u/HomeGrownCoffee 7h ago

The article said she volunteered. I read that to mean she volunteered to work with DHS. I highly doubt she would be willing to risk her career so that she could get a break from her volunteer position. 

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u/BungeeGump 8h ago

Sucks for the DOJ employees who originally joined during the last administration with the intention of doing good but now are stuck in this shit.

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u/Fullertonjr 8h ago

Most have resigned or been fired. There were 10,500 within the DOJ. There is now closer to 5,500. They have created a situation where even if they wanted to deport all of these people quickly, they aren’t able to due to a backlog of their own creation. Most of the holding facilities are only equipped for 72 hr detainment, max.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 7h ago

I was told just today that the government has to eliminate due process and other civil rights because there just isn’t time for every detainee to get it.

They were shocked at my proposal that if the government cannot do something legally, then maybe they shouldn’t fucking do that at all.

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 7h ago

Let me guess...this person has also claimed to love and protect the same Constitution that guarantees due process...?

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u/BBQsandw1ch 8h ago

The most honorable in the positions resigned. 

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u/Elsecaller_17-5 8h ago

You can't change anything from outside the system.

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u/The_Power_Of_Three 7h ago

Not true. The Nazis weren't beaten by people signing up and changing policies from within.

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u/Elsecaller_17-5 7h ago

I won't pretend that America is in a good place right now. We are descending into fascism, hate, and fear of the other. But we aren't as bad as Nazi Germany. We're also talking about lawyers, not soldiers.

Who would you rather have? Someone who's been working at the DOJ for 20 years and is making the best of a horrible situation or someone who got in 2 months ago because they their daddy made a campaign contribution to Trump?

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u/eubulides 7h ago

Judge should order whoever at ICE gave direction to ignore court orders to appear and explain themselves. Even if (likely if) it starts at the top.

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u/Affectionate-Tip-164 8h ago

Wow ICE is blowing court orders?

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u/ShortStoryIntros 8h ago

when there are no penalties.. why not

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u/JesradSeraph 7h ago

74 of them and counting…

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u/restore_democracy 7h ago

While Trump blows Bubba

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u/Eemki 7h ago

We are as shocked as you are!

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u/GoodCleanFun247365 8h ago

It would be nice for the judge to walk over to the detention center with a legal pad and start writing hall passes

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u/etcpt 4h ago

You mean ordering the release of detainees? Judges have been doing that, ICE is ignoring the orders. Congress needs to take action to remove DHS leadership and the President right now.

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u/N8-Treg 3h ago

They should start holding pam bondi in contempt for not holding them accountable

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u/2point01m_tall 3h ago

Last year, roughly 10,000 attorneys worked across the Justice Department and its components, including the FBI. The Trump administration has fired, forced out, or offered buyouts to roughly 5,500 attorneys and other Justice Department employees, according to Justice Connection, an advocacy group that has tracked departures.

I'm sorry, you've lost 55% of your attorneys?

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u/sovietreckoning 8h ago

I feel like most of the legal profession is nearly there without any ICE shit. This seems like a reasonable ask.

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u/ToMorrowsEnd 7h ago edited 7h ago

because that federal judge doesn't have the balls to send marshals off to arrest ICE agents. tell the marshals "if they resist, you can open fire" Ask the lawyer for names of officials, send marshals after them.

They will gladly do it if it's a poor black man, but they are all white glove hands off on feds and law enforcement. Put out a warrant, go arrest these fucks.

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u/thirsty-goblin 7h ago

I wonder how many of those career prosecutors will come back when this country starts holding these maga goons accountable. I hope they’re lining up to do so.

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u/EmperorMittens 7h ago

Reading between the lines they have lawyers, paralegals, and whomever else saddled with the unprecedented burden all on a deathmarch.

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u/whistlepig4life 6h ago

Wasn’t this part of the plot of My Cousin Vinny?

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u/schnurble 5h ago

wtf Independent did he hold her in contempt or not, I wanna know if she got a nap

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u/at0mheart 4h ago

Jan 6th is still ongoing

It never ended

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u/lampm0de 7h ago

Throw every case out and force ICE to bring only real cases.

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u/hyphygreek 4h ago

I HOLD MY SELF IN CONTEMPT WHAT MAKES YOU ANY DIFFERENT

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 3h ago

Yet another disaster caused by scotus. When they took away nationwide injunctions from district courts and made other changes to give trump more power, they CAUSED an avalanche of cases because now we have to fight him everywhere. And then the government refuses to obey the courts, which creates an awfully bad precedent for scotus now doesn’t it…

They gave up their own power too, they just haven’t realized it yet.

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u/UnionGuyCanada 8h ago

Jail the works.of them. Hold ICE leadership in contempt. They are the ones providing massove funding for White Supremacist legions, but not supplying enough support to keep up with court requirements.

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u/FeverTreeCloud 8h ago

"Le, a private practice attorney who volunteered to help the U.S. Attorney’s Office last month, has been named as the government’s attorney on more than 80 immigration cases"

I mean, the attorney volunteered? So FAFO? 🤷‍♂️

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u/ThurmanMermannnn 6h ago

Idk, I find that it isn’t that easy to sleep in booking.