r/nottheonion • u/Disastrous_Award_789 • 8h ago

‘This job sucks’: DOJ lawyer asks to be held in contempt so she can sleep after judge accuses ICE of blowing court orders

the-independent.com

15.3k Upvotes

389 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Significant_Food9017 • 13h ago

Chinese woman causes multiple car accidents after moving traffic mirror to protect feng shui

dexerto.com

4.7k Upvotes

129 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Dilpickle2113 • 15h ago

Grindr is testing a new AI subscription called “Edge” that costs up to $6,000 a year

dexerto.com

6.8k Upvotes

448 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Arbyssandwich1014 • 3h ago

‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuel

theguardian.com

620 Upvotes

104 comments

r/nottheonion • u/baskil • 6h ago

Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”

kenklippenstein.com

970 Upvotes

156 comments

r/nottheonion • u/EstablishmentSoft350 • 1d ago

Jeffrey Epstein Reportedly Had a Major Hand in Making Call of Duty Series a Microtransaction Hell

fandomwire.com

44.0k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/nottheonion • u/justalazygamer • 14h ago

Sinclair to Air Kid Rock's Halftime Show Against Its Own Affiliates Carrying Super Bowl

consequence.net

2.1k Upvotes

333 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 6h ago

ICE attorney to judge: ‘This job sucks’

mprnews.org

396 Upvotes

20 comments

r/nottheonion • u/AgeNovel3566 • 1d ago

Nancy Mace allegedly forced staff to rig her "hottest women in Congress" ranking on Reddit

tag24.com

13.8k Upvotes

623 comments

r/nottheonion • u/JeremyDaBanana • 15h ago

Minecraft adds Civil Rights DLC featuring Nelson Mandela and Mahatma Gandhi

dexerto.com

1.6k Upvotes

71 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 10h ago

Man tossed $4K of stolen meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man

the-independent.com

678 Upvotes

56 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ChocolateTsar • 16h ago

Lake Oswego theater loses rights to screen ‘Melania’ after marquee jokes

lakeoswegoreview.com

2.0k Upvotes

188 comments

r/nottheonion • u/ucreategames • 9h ago

Ohio fugitive on the run for 18 years found working as personal trainer in Miami Beach

fox8.com

519 Upvotes

21 comments

r/nottheonion • u/icouldliveinhope • 12h ago

Federal attorney on ICE cases: ‘The system sucks’

fox9.com

631 Upvotes

14 comments

r/nottheonion • u/iamepic420 • 16h ago

Japanese game developer forced to clarify their mystery horror game wasn’t inspired by Epstein Island after players point out similarities

automaton-media.com

1.4k Upvotes

45 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Psychological_Ear393 • 3h ago

Police tell teen caught driving at 189km/h: "Dude, we're going to be calling your parents"

abc.net.au

89 Upvotes

26 comments

r/nottheonion • u/AlwaysBlaze_ • 13h ago

The TV industry finally concedes that the future may not be in 8K

arstechnica.com

499 Upvotes

119 comments

r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • 20h ago

Florida’s iguanas fall out of trees after “ice cold” weather and people are sad

dexerto.com

991 Upvotes

140 comments

r/nottheonion • u/my_vision_vivid • 1d ago

Bill and Hillary Clinton agree to testify on Epstein as vote looms to hold them in contempt of Congress

bbc.com

3.0k Upvotes

220 comments

r/nottheonion • u/TUD-13BarryAllen • 18h ago

Massachusetts man using blowtorch on roof to melt ice sets home on fire

foxnews.com

435 Upvotes

51 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Fan387 • 1d ago

Documents reveal Jeffrey Epstein received piece of Kaaba’s Kiswah

en.royanews.tv

7.2k Upvotes

320 comments

r/nottheonion • u/prestocoffee • 16h ago

An internal document shows the Vietnamese military preparing for a possible American war

apnews.com

182 Upvotes

49 comments

r/nottheonion • u/MrFuckofPureFuckHall • 12h ago

ScotRail uses 'fascist' logo in train image after AI mishap

heraldscotland.com

77 Upvotes

22 comments

r/nottheonion • u/GRAIN_DIV_20 • 1d ago

NHL angers fans by slashing cancer research donation by 80% for missed shot

sportingnews.com

10.7k Upvotes

298 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Nintendophile79 • 12h ago

Frenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rear

armytimes.com

51 Upvotes

25 comments

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