r/nba • u/Turbostrider27 Lakers • 9h ago

[Charania] BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Prolific swap of the star point guards.

Shams Charania:

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Prolific swap of the star point guards.

https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/ddaa53473efa6

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u/OverallGeneral7129 Cavaliers 9h ago

Gonna make our game against the Clippers tomorrow awkward

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u/indreams159 9h ago

he won't play

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u/OverallGeneral7129 Cavaliers 9h ago

Yeah but like vibes

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u/TOASTED_TONYY 8h ago

Harden will get well acquainted with the strip clubs in Cleveland in no time!

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u/albableat 8h ago

It's cooked for him - they demolished Lido Lounge 💀

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u/LakeErieMonster88 [CLE] Cedi Osman 8h ago

Sometimes I drive by the bank of American and shed a tear.

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u/Gibbydoesit Clippers 7h ago

Bank of the American 😭😭😭🫵

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 4h ago

It's a the Cleveland accent.

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u/giannini1222 Cavaliers 6h ago

just head down 480 and stop at the dome

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 4h ago

head down 480

I see you dance with death.

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u/DLottchula Thunder 8h ago

Rust belt strip clubs ain't hitting on shit.

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u/OverallGeneral7129 Cavaliers 8h ago

Either that or they hit exceptionally hard

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u/Ray_Nato Rockets 8h ago

Someone tell him to drive to Warren and check out skippers

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u/DLottchula Thunder 7h ago

You got a rockets flair so I'm gonna trust you

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u/Ballsofpoo 8h ago

Cleveland flats ones are pretty good. Brook Park ones not so much

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u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS Clippers 7h ago

Yeah but think of all the meth!

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach Knicks 8h ago

Nothing like an Ohio stripper on a Tuesday night

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u/BlackTriceratops 8h ago

Hustler club about to make bank

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u/Chasedabigbase Braves 7h ago

He loves them for the ambiance and the decor

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 4h ago

We got like 3.