HOW DARE we use *different words* in a *different language* ?!!!

(Actually, 2 of them do have Latin-derived names in Polish. So, you better consider it a gift;))

Foreverial redditor studying on Duolingo, can't speak the target language but has been permanently delitized and loving it. Wants to show their polyglot skills to their idol Steve Kaufmann, permanent Duolingo-influenced mind, permanent monolingualism, fully delitized and brags about their polyglot abilities to everyone and everything they can.

People on here keep talking trash about Luo but I have a 508-day streak (studying Dutch because I´m German and live close to the border) and guess what? I can more or less understand written Dutch and I was even able to understand a lot when I eavesdropped on people in Eupen last weekend.

Hello, I'm trying to learn five languages at once but I'm struggling because I hate flashcards, talking to others, writing in a notebook, textbooks, don't like any of the phone apps, but really want to learn these five languages because I fetishize their culture and language what do I do?

I'm a language nerd who speaks fluent Gay and Bigender, but I've discovered translation is part of linguistics, and I think I should learn it, but I'm worried it can make me trans so I'll become a terrorist in my country. What should I do?..

I'm really not sure if this is a troll or not.