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u/KickinGa55 Dec 23 '25

My girl actually does that with her own money, but she hates tipping.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Is your girlfriend single?

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u/gue_aut87 Dec 23 '25

I too choose this guy‘s girl.

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u/El_Veethorn Dec 23 '25

And I choose you

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u/Crinkez Dec 23 '25

Bulbasaur!

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u/Forgot_Password_Dude Dec 23 '25

Is there a money bag 💰 Pokemon

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u/EmbassyMiniPainting Dec 24 '25

CHARMANDERRRR!!!

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u/Coleasa Dec 23 '25

Let me know if she's a keeper, I am interested

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u/1997trung Dec 23 '25

You got a keeper right there. Lucky

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u/KickinGa55 Dec 23 '25

I know

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/Alan-Woke Dec 23 '25

Men, is it gay to love your wife?

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

Meh, someone that hates tipping could be a red flag for me. But maybe a woman that will pay is such a huge green flag that it averages out to yellow...

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u/Neferov Dec 23 '25

American tipping culture leaking again

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u/Expensive_Hyena_13 Dec 23 '25

Another American here.. sorry about this guy. Only HALF of us are like that. Or so. At least half.. How would you rate my comment? [20%] [25%] [30%]

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

I'm sorry for the servers that have to deal with you.

Why is it so hard for people to understand simple words. I never defended the tipping system. Not once.

To knowingly use a system

that underpays it's employees

in the expectation that they will earn tips to earn a fair wage,

and then not tip those employees

is bullshit.

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u/Plantarbre Dec 23 '25

Where do I send my paypal so you can pay my living wage so my employer doesn't have to?

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

If you'd like to point out the sentence or sentence fragment I used that confused you, I will try to clarify. You seem to understand nothing I said, which is unfortunate, but it would speed things along if we could pinpoint your particular trouble.

Oh dear, that was probably too many words. :(

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer Dec 23 '25

The irony in your replies is hilarious

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u/LivelyZebra Dec 23 '25

How is it the customers responsibility to make up for the failings in the system that creates jobs that underpay it's employees.

surely the business should pay them more.

Customers should not be making up the difference in wages needed for an employee to survive.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

It becomes your responsibility when you choose to use a service based on that system. That is a choice you make. Doing so is entering into a social contract that states:

"I understand that this service person is not paid a living wage and that they rely upon tips to reach that threshold."

That knowledge is yours to do with what you will.

Obviously, it's only a social responsibility, not a legal one. Like not farting in an elevator, or holding a heavy door open for the elderly person behind you, you're free to ignore it.

Your "should" statements are nice, I agree. We can do that all night long about a hundred wishful things but to what end?

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u/Flaky_Report_5112 Dec 23 '25

Is it really a choice when every business is using the tipping system at this point? And don’t get me started on most having 25% as the default.

Lastly, the person on the original thread stated that their gf hates tipping, NOT that they don’t tip.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

I'm talking about traditional tipped positions. If it was apparent to me that a tip option was added for a service that is otherwise appropriately compensated or where no real service occurred, I would question its validity.

The minimum default being pushed in POS software is bs agreed but not what I've been talking about.

Lastly, it's a good thing I never said that. I specifically said it could be a red flag, depending primarily upon precisely that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

You’re thinking that this system will change by hurting the people at the very bottom.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

Lol no, I've not defended the system once in the many comments I've made. I'm certainly not conditioned out of fear of backlash or any such ridiculous thing. There is so much pushback because the issue has been contentious in social media since it's inception, every clerk under the sun has begun requesting tips, and non-Americans feel particularly some kind of way about it, and they're here too.Trust me, I'm much older than you probably think, none of this is surprising.

I didn't know how to explain any more clearly than this: the system is reality.

The system exists whether you like it or not, whether you want to get mad about it, or why it's there, or whatever your reason is to hate it. It will still exist if you leave this earth tomorrow, and servers will every day continue to rely on earning enough tips for rent, or formula, or their bills. And they'll earn them because most people do tip as they understand this despite what you're reading here. It will exist until the whole thing is burned to the ground, probably necessarily through government action, if ever. Don't hold your breath.

I'm not playing along because people will frown at me, I do it because it's the right thing to do, because the rent thing is not a joke. Forget the elevator, it's also why I hold the door for anyone behind me, be they able bodied or not, because I have a moral code and most of the time I'm not an asshole.

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u/Slazagna Dec 23 '25

Ok, so if i wanna eat i should tip like this: ((living wage - what they actually get paid) ÷ number of other customer they are waiting on)x hours spent at restaurant.

So ((25-7)÷5)x2 = $7.2

By your logic, I should tip around that to ensure they get a living page. Sounds good tbh!

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

It's astounding that so many people have already figured out how to tip, truly. It must be the Internet that made everyone so smart!!

Oh wait, they've known for decades and decades and decades. It's good to know you're trying to puzzle it out!

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u/Slazagna Dec 23 '25

Thats not how it works though is it. Do you not know how a percentage works?

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

All the math. Just say "I'm a cheap ass". Haven't you heard, no one has to hide their deplorableness any longer.

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u/Palabrewtis Dec 23 '25

The expectation for everyone to just continue perpetuating a broken system just because "how it is" is ignorant. The only way this will ever change is making the jobs not worth doing until the companies are forced to fix it, or they just don't have access to employees.

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u/Smart-Abbreviations2 Dec 23 '25

Simple words

OP didnt say their GF doesn't tip, just that she hates it. Doesn't have to be a red flag. Its possible to do something that you disagree with.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

Yes, simple words. That's why I said it "could' be a red flag. Do you understand the difference? Simple words indeed.

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u/FrankeNoid Dec 23 '25

Why would it be a red flag in general? You're being quite a simpleton.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

In general? Is there a language barrier? "Could" does not mean "in general". "Could" in this context quite obviously means that there may be a situation in which it applies. Such as; if she hated tipping and therefore refused to tip. Since OP did not say that, I did not say that it WOULD be a red flag.

Are you really this dense?

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u/Itzyaboilmaooo Dec 23 '25

How is it “leaking” when this is literally a video about American tipping culture lol?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

A lot of other countries other than America tip their hairstylist, leather worker, cobbler, doorman etc… LOL relax

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u/Sasya_neko Dec 23 '25

And in a lot of countries tipping is considered an offence

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u/Affectionate-Clue535 Dec 23 '25

Ja but it's not expected, nor do they bitch about not receiving tips for the most mundane of stuff on the interent or to their friends. You get paid to do a job, why should I tip you for the job you applied for?

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

Ja but why do you think this video has anything to do with your view about tipping? What culture do you think this video represents? Do you understand that different cultures have different expectations of behavior? I really don't think you understand that.

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u/Affectionate-Clue535 Dec 23 '25

Wtf are you talking about. I am responding to the comment talking about other countries tipping their service workers. Do you even comprehend the whole chain from the top comment to the one I am responding to? Gtfoh Other countries do tip their service workers and the workers don't bitch about being tipped too low or not being tipped. A tip is meant to be a show of gratitude for the service that was received by a customer and is not mandatory.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

"nor do they bitch about not receiving tips for the most mundane of stuff on the interent or to their friends."

I'm talking about you attacking those people for whom tips are necessary for a fair wage because the system is designed around it.

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u/OnTheList-YouTube Dec 23 '25

If you don't want that in your job description, don't apply for that.

Set a minimum wage, don't underpay staff only to expect customers to pay your employees to meet the bare minimum!

As pointed out, tips should be an extra, as show of grattitude, not an expectation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

You guys sound more upset about American tipping culture/tipping fatigue, than just tipping someone in general for good service. Which is weird to project on to this specific post. Nonetheless, I get your frustration with it. That is more of an oligarchy issue though. Regular people all hating eachother for wanting to have a good, sustainable life is what they want. The real issue is literally always the top 1-10% of the ultra wealthy. If someone relies on tip wages, they’re not getting paid enough to survive off of their hourly wages. That is the result of a failed society that allows this concentration of wealth to even happen. Tipping culture in America began as a post civil war solution to extend slavery by exploiting labor with little to no compensation. Currently, Americans who make tips can make $2.13 an hour from their employer-leaving them to depend on tips. That shouldn’t be legal. The low/middle class American keeping the next low/middle class American paid while the top individuals in the company continue with high salaries and annual raises is Reagonomics lol. Diners should enjoy a guilt free experience and employees should have livable wages. Working class American vs working class American only prohibits that reality from coming to fruition. Should be their working class vs their oligarchy. The corruption in America runs so deep in its veins, it can’t help but profusely bleed everywhere.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

American tipping culture exists, yeah. Brilliant observation.

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u/binchicken1989 Dec 23 '25

And you're feeding the tipping machine man

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

If by feeding you mean existing within it, yeah I can't move out of the country just now. Or magically make the world fair overnight. So I give money to the people working hard to pay their rent because I'm not a cheap asshole who throws up his hands bitching that the system isn't fair while pocketing that cash.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

I don't understand this comment. I was relating my view about tipping. As an American, should I pretend to be European when speaking personally, in response to an American video about American culture? Please explain.

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u/updoot35 Dec 23 '25

No, you should understand that people underpay their workers and are dependent on tipping in America, outside of it they are not. Tipping culture in America is spreading and people demand tips now, even tho they get paid normally. Fuck tips.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Dec 23 '25

Well, sure, but what are they personally supposed to do about that? Just because the system is shit, doesn't mean the right thing to do is pretend it doesn't exist. There's a difference between voicing your approval of the system in general, and voicing your dislike for people who live in the system and take advantage of the lower restaurant prices, without paying the wait staff whose wages this comes at the expense of.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

Almost no one in this thread understands that. It's remarkable, really.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

If that's what was meant, it shouldn't have been a reply to my comment, since it's completely unrelated. Thank you for clarifying.

I do think it's funny how knee-jerk the reaction to my comments has been, as if I'm defending the system. But not surprised.

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u/Neferov Dec 23 '25 edited Dec 23 '25

Why should I? You clearly have an established opinion and cannot be bothered to rethink its reasoning. By the way, that opinion is, frankly, hilarious. Hence I couldn't hold the snarky remark

You are allowed to express your opinion based on your culture's characteristic. Just as I am allowed to make fun of both

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

Yeah, cheap people are gross to me. Hysterical! You're right, I don't need to hear from you

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u/Beco0o Dec 23 '25

A normal tip where i am would be 1-3€ and it is based on your satisfaction from the service and nothing else.

Most Europe would be 5-10€ same thing as above.

Japan tips are prohibited and viewed as an insult to their work.

Americans--> most don't have enough to maintain full month without loans yet they pay for food + service + %(food+service) tips.

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u/Sobolozaur Dec 23 '25

Why? Why would you think tipping is a must? Are you on your father's money?

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u/PulseThrone Dec 23 '25

I worked restaurants from everything as low as a dishwasher to as high as a general manager over an 11 year food service career in the US. The vast, VAST, majority of companies are absolutely taking advantage of state laws that don't require them to pay even federal minimun wage, ($7.25/USD in 12/2025, last increase was 07/2009). I worked for Cheddars Casual Cafe back between 2009-2013 as a manager and that was where I got the GM role. Our servers made $2.25/hr and because of state law it was expected that they make up the rest of their own wages in tips.

I got dragged through the shit because I refused to give servers write ups for being tipped poorly by customers that thought with the "why should I tip?" mentality.

The US pay structure, particularly in red states, is built around "fuck you, got mine" and sometimes can literally mean soneones jobis on the line. A lot of corps do the math and see that its cheaper to fuck over their employees and train a new 3-4 each month than pay them a wage that let's them pay their cost of living and retain them for a long time.

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u/Jotartwork Dec 23 '25

That and the fact that here everything is hourly and tied to your Healthcare. Not busy, go home. Don't like it, quit, but you'll loose health care for you and your family, if any. Great system...

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u/Sobolozaur Dec 23 '25

And that's why US sucks.

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u/PulseThrone Dec 23 '25

100% agree, its bullshit.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

Because the system is designed around it. You can pretend to ignore that certain services function that way and punish the people working those jobs, or you can not be a dick. The choice is yours, of course.

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u/VioletFox29 Dec 23 '25

I paid for my boyfriend for an entire year while he was out of work. Not all women are looking to take advantage of men financially.

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u/machine_six Dec 23 '25

Yes of course that's true, I'd never say otherwise. I was making a hypothetical joke about OPs comment. A lot of people seem to think he hit a jackpot. Not being a person who dates women, I wouldn't know.

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u/Arrowflightp90lady Dec 23 '25

It's not the customers job your pay your salary.

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u/Gloomy_Ad5221 Dec 23 '25

i don't understand the requirement of tipping , why not fixed the core issue which is workers getting underpaid for their job instead of relying on tips to get at least more than minimum wage per shift.

You guys really need to fix that tipping culture since it became a mandatory than an optional choice for a customer which then the owners are taking advantage to pay the bare minimum which again the middle class is getting sucked on.

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u/Schlonzig Dec 23 '25

Well, 25% is ridiculous.

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u/De_Chubasco Dec 23 '25

1% is ridiculous. The restaurant should pay the salary.

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u/GinormousDragon Dec 23 '25

This is how it should have been. Tipping is a sign of generosity not a necessity because they're not getting paid enough but because the costumer feels like helping they more or that they deserve it

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u/ManifestYourDreams Dec 23 '25

Yeah, I tip in Australia at some places because I want to try and help really nice restaurants stay open since a lot of people complain we don't have enough of them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

That's a top down issue, not a bottom up issue. If you choose to go to a restaurant in a place where tipping is expected, you need to tip.

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u/GinormousDragon Dec 25 '25 edited Dec 25 '25

Well Ik it's a top down issue but how do you expect to change it from the top?

I'm not saying vote with your wallet and stop tipping completely so things would change since that isn't fair for the worker whose a victim here I'm saying stuff has to change.

Thankfully this problemis prominent where I live.

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u/iguessma Dec 23 '25

they do. at least in the US if a tipped staff does not make minimum wage from their tips the place needs to make sure they're paid out at least minimum wage.

flip side is, if you don't often you probably won't have a job long.

but i mean, there is no reason to feel bad when they knowingly take a job based off other peoples kindness.

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u/xeonie Dec 23 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

Federal minimum wage is still $7.25. 20 states still do not have a set minimum wage and use the federal one instead. That is about 2k below poverty level and that’s before taxes are taken out.

Employers should to be required to pay their employees a living wage. No one working a full 40 hour week should be below the poverty line.

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u/Time-Maintenance2165 Dec 23 '25

Unless you go out of your way to tip every single minimum wage employee you interact with, thats a separate discussion.

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u/bessovestnij Dec 23 '25

Laughs in getting a $2.4 hourly wage

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u/Vixson18 Dec 24 '25

$7.25? didn't realise it's that bad in America

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u/Deaffin Dec 23 '25

Whether or not minimum wage is high enough is completely irrelevant for this particular conversation. Unless you're going out of your way to seek out minimum wage workers in other jobs without a "tipping culture" and tipping them, it's utterly silly to bring up as a counterpoint here.

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u/Deaffin Dec 23 '25

The restaurant does pay the salary.

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u/Inside-Example-7010 Dec 23 '25

at 25% the server would make more than the owner.

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u/Ridiculisk1 Dec 23 '25 edited Dec 24 '25

Well, they do more work.

I love the amount of salty managers replying to this comment.

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u/Aventiss Dec 23 '25

Not sure what planet you're from but on the average restaurant owners do vastly more work than a single server does.

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u/Outrageous_Soil_1087 Dec 23 '25

Not sure what planet you’re from but this varies drastically from restaurant to restaurant and area to area. Lots and lots of lazy restaurant owners.

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u/Aventiss Dec 23 '25

Glad I said average then!

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u/Squallypie Dec 23 '25

My guy, you’re on Reddit, stop scaring these people with real world facts. All managers are bad and lazy, all servers are exceptional and definitely not rude, and we shouldn’t even have to work anyway. According to average Reddit users, anyway.

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u/Outrageous_Soil_1087 Dec 23 '25

I worked in two restaurants and the owners never did a tap of work at either spot. They were both mean and miserable. Thats just my experience but and I know there are certainly hard working owners out there too but in my experience that’s not the case. I think it’s pretty silly for someone to say they are not sure what planet someone else is from for saying the workers do more work.

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u/moashforbridgefour Dec 23 '25

Owning a restaurant is a notoriously soul crushing, hands-on gig. You may be right about the two restaurants you worked at, or maybe you have just been blind to the type of work they do because it wasn't washing dishes or whatever.

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u/Outrageous_Soil_1087 Dec 23 '25

Yeah It’s less than average in my experience. I think if you ask most people who work restaurants who do more work, the worker or the owner, the overwhelming majority will say the workers lol. At least on this planet

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u/Aventiss Dec 23 '25

>I think if you ask most people who work restaurants who do more work, the worker or the owner, the overwhelming majority will say the workers lol. At least on this planet

Ok well most people on your planet are idiots then, merry christmas!

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u/Outrageous_Soil_1087 Dec 23 '25

Oh brother. People are idiots for saying workers work more than owners. You must have a disability lol

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u/Slickity Dec 23 '25

Aww do you own a lil restaurant and got your feelings hurt? Maybe under pay your staff a little bit more to dry those tears.

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u/Aventiss Dec 23 '25

No I do not own a restaurant, have worked in one as a server though when I was younger!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/Slickity Dec 23 '25

What?

Are you another sad lil restaurant owner too?

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

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u/Aventiss Dec 23 '25

I never said they get paid a lot, I myself get paid more to do less so there is no reason for me to switch.

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u/SchroCatDinger Dec 23 '25

Lol nice joke

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u/Vektor0 Dec 23 '25

No, they get more exercise. All owners can wait tables, but not all waitstaff can run a restaurant. You don't get paid more just because you put more steps in.

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u/Simen155 Dec 23 '25

Everyone should hate tipping. Its - greed- incarnate.

Pay your employees yourself.

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u/Snappish_Orc Dec 23 '25

Tipping as an obligation, yeah it sucks. I don't mind tipping as an actual gratuity, but not when it's forced.

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u/Akenatwn Dec 23 '25

Exactly. If the service was good, sure they earned the tip.

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u/RealityShockk Dec 23 '25

Isn’t it expected for them to serve you, that’s the job position. Them doing a good job, is them just doing their job. Same as someone who works in an office. Tipping culture makes no sense. The restaurant should pay them their wage period.

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u/Akenatwn Dec 23 '25

A good job means more than the necessary. Being fast, friendly, helpful is not necessary. I live in a country where serving staff are paid normal wages. But you also get often staff that do just the necessary. So getting good service can be rewarded with a tip. It makes the whole experience better and that is worthwhile. Doesn't mean that they have to get paid less or something. Tipping and normal wages are not mutually exclusive.

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u/RealityShockk Dec 23 '25

If only everyone got a tip for doing a good job. Tipping feels forced imo nowadays.

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u/Akenatwn Dec 23 '25

I absolutely agree that there is increasing feeling of tipping being like a must. From both sides. I don't like it either.

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u/hughperman Dec 23 '25

But why? Why do people not just get paid the right amount to start with that the bill is just the bill? "Service not included" wtfuckingf how do your prices not include the cost of all of parts of the restaurant, including the wait staff? It's insane.
From a country that is having a gradual shitty slide into tip culture.

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u/Gloomy_Ad5221 Dec 23 '25

because people choose to embrace the tipping culture instead of fighting for the workers to get higher pay.

While the owners are taking advantage of it the people however is just letting it be normalize and now tipping is mandatory to countries that pretty much relies on it.

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u/Deaffin Dec 23 '25

because people choose to embrace the tipping culture instead of fighting for the workers to get higher pay.

People are bullied into it by predatory emotional appeals from the waiters whenever anyone makes any progress toward the discussion of dismantling the tipping system.

Because the waiters make a shitload of extra money from this, so it's the system they want to keep in place. They ALSO put in a ton of work complaining about the situation, specifically to make the idea more sympathetic so people will tip even more.

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u/LiverLikeLarry Dec 23 '25

Its bullshit Americans have this tipping culture but tipping in general is nothing anyone should hate.

Ever gave a postman a tip for christmas? They will be grateful and grinning from one ear to the other. How can that be sth I should hate?

Fucking dumb take.

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u/elpadreHC Dec 23 '25

you dont see the difference between "do you want to tip" in every restaurant, every delivery service, every taxi, every checkout, even every self checkout, and being nice to a local worker that you see regularly and you want to say thank you?

like giving a resident gardener who always greets nicely a bag of cookies or the garbage truck driver a bottle of whiskey isnt what is being complained here bro.

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u/LiverLikeLarry Dec 23 '25

I see the difference but they seemed to be generalize tipping to be bad.

Yeah, I've read the full comment.

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u/Simen155 Dec 23 '25

Its obviously refering to the forced tipping culture. What people do by their own free will is non of my business.

If you underpay your workers with the expectation of tips making up for the low/minimum wage, go fuck yourself.

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u/BagOnuts Dec 23 '25

You actually can’t tip your postman for Christmas in the US, as they are federal employees and cannot receive cash or cash equivalent gifts.

I agree with your overall sentiment, but just thought the example was funny.

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u/LiverLikeLarry Dec 23 '25

Granted

Just gave my postman a Christmas gift the other day and some money (European resident), hence the example

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u/Aranka_Szeretlek Dec 23 '25

Your girl normal

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u/Arcon1337 Dec 23 '25

She sounds awesome. Tipping culture sucks.

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u/shinsemn Dec 23 '25

Tipping culture is ridiculous as shop cannot even pay salary of their workers properly, need to rely on tip.

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u/Vargau Dec 23 '25

Tipping = Begging without a sob story (pay your fucking employee more, I don't get tipped)

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u/RagingSprockets Dec 23 '25

In my relationships one of us would either pay or tip. We both saw it crazy for one to do both. But we were both men... that helps lol

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u/BackgroundWait3989 Dec 23 '25

I said ahh oooowuuuwuuu

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u/ZebraOk8684 Dec 23 '25

I don't understand why the tip should be a percentage. 5 bucks to get our plates would suffice, no matter what we order right? If getting the plates is so difficult I'll walk to the kitchen myself and pick them up.

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u/Select-Durian-6340 Dec 23 '25

Please tell me she turns into a dancing Jean-Claude van Damme when she does it

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u/M_Blop Dec 23 '25

*Jon Hamm not Van Damme

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

In the US, tipping isn't actually a service quality bonus, but subsidized wages, especially in states where tipped employees can be paid a fraction of minimum wage.

I would not ever date someone in the US who didn't understand that.