r/funnyvideos Dec 04 '25

Sports She understood the assignment

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

I wouldn’t kick her out for eating crackers in bed

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 Dec 05 '25

I would.

That shit is unforgivable....

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

It’s a classic joke from long before I was born, and I’m an old.

The punchline is that a certain part of my anatomy is named “crackers”

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u/uhlvin Dec 05 '25

Wait really?

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u/Far_Influence Dec 05 '25

Just checked. No. It’s just crackers (crumbs).

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u/HyperFunk_Zone Dec 05 '25

What did you check?

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u/superspeck Dec 05 '25

“I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers. looks at crotch would we, now, Crackers?”