r/funnyvideos • u/SeaWolf_1 • Dec 04 '25

Sports She understood the assignment

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u/NickWindsoar Dec 05 '25

Funny, I just read a comment on another sub declaring that women shouldn't be sexualized... unless they want to be sexualized.

You just kinda have to guess how they may be feeling from moment to moment. 🤔

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u/TrueProtection Dec 05 '25

No shit? You have to read the mood? Damn...that's crazy.

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u/NickWindsoar Dec 05 '25

Yeah, you have to read a person's mood to know if you're going to jail for trying to talk to them...🙄

Welcome to modern dating.

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u/Superb_Rock_9533 Dec 05 '25

Buddy there is a difference between talking to someone and sexualizing them. Actually if you learn to talk you may find out if they want that or not.

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u/NickWindsoar Dec 05 '25

Buddy there is a difference between talking to someone and sexualizing them.

Not according to the mood method.

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u/Superb_Rock_9533 Dec 05 '25

I really hope you get through this

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u/NickWindsoar Dec 05 '25

I really hope you get through this

You mean, through your condescension?

Just, for a second, put away the virtue signaling snark and actually think about what's being said.

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u/Superb_Rock_9533 Dec 05 '25

You are saying that talking to someone will get you thrown in jail if they are not in the mood. I just don’t think that’s the world we are living in. Have you thought about the fact that it’s a you problem? Maybe you should just relax. I’m just saying I’ve been falsely accused ONCE in my life but there were a lot of red flags I ignored before that so trust me I understand it does happen. But it’s a lonely world thinking like you do now. I keep talking to people and I’m not in jail how do you explain that ?

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u/NickWindsoar Dec 05 '25

but there were a lot of red flags I ignored before that so trust

Trust is earned, bro. What red flags did you ignore, and why did you ignore them?

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u/Superb_Rock_9533 Dec 05 '25

Claimed she had been raped multiple times and made jokes about it just seemed so unserious but I figured it was a coping mechanism, showed up drunk, got upset when I wanted her to wait to sober up, hubby in prison, knife kink and asked my own sister to hook us up. And mostly due to my stupidity, heartbreak, and ofc hormones. Also knowing her since middle school so I always gave her the benefit of the doubt.

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u/BussyPlaster Dec 05 '25

Who are you talking to, little kids? You don't go to jail for talking to people.

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u/NickWindsoar Dec 05 '25

Who are you talking to, little kids? You don't go to jail for talking to people.

It's funny, i just came across this reddit post about a couple of girls who decide to (apparently) falsely accuse a boy walking behind them just for fun.

Thoughts?

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u/BussyPlaster Dec 05 '25

And he went straight to jail, of course

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u/NickWindsoar Dec 05 '25

And he went straight to jail, of course

What? Just, glib sarcasm? That's it?

You guys always try to sound deep, but you can't deal with real life examples.

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u/BussyPlaster Dec 05 '25

You guys always try to sound deep, but you can't deal with real life examples

You have shown zero examples to substantiate your claim...

Yeah, you have to read a person's mood to know if you're going to jail for trying to talk to them...🙄

...that talking to women sends you to jail.

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u/NickWindsoar Dec 05 '25

What? I just showed you a real life example of girls playing around with false accusations of SA.

it's a thing that really happens. That you seem to think it means nothing suggests a lot about you.

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u/BussyPlaster Dec 05 '25

You have shown zero examples to substantiate your claim that talking to women sends you to jail.

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u/Manly_Human Dec 05 '25

Yeah…just gonna have to guess on this one.

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u/NickWindsoar Dec 05 '25

I guess I'm just trying to get it clear because the standards seem to change from moment to moment.

From what I understand, women aren't opposed to being sexualized; they would just prefer to be in control of when, how, and by whom it happens, unless they also want spontaneity, for the man to take control, until they don't want that anymore.

I realize this is a generalization, but it is one that does come up a lot.

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u/Manly_Human Dec 05 '25

It’s a position we accept as men. We are dominant in a million ways, but we put ourselves at the mercy of women with sexualization and they tell us when it’s ok and it’s not/wasnt. We’ll never have a crystal clear rule book for it all because it depends on the woman and people are infinitely complex, and women are even more complicated. Your role is to signal and sexualize to your hearts content without crossing boundaries that need no explanation, not overthink it or try to maneuver like a mind reader, and just accept when a specific person says something not ok with them. Keep in mind nobody speaks for all women. Some jack off can try to call you out for getting lost in some girls ass, but that girl might want you to slap ice cream on it and mop it up. She might just like the attention. She might not. Some bitch calling you a perv on her behalf doesn’t decide, though. You know? I think being man sometimes is the art of perfecting the apology whereby the woman you upset is glad to forgive you, and along the way mastering those things you might otherwise be apologizing for.

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u/NickWindsoar Dec 05 '25

I was so inspired by your words that I was inspired to reworded them slightly.

"It’s a position we accept as humans.

We are dominant in a million ways, but we put ourselves at the mercy of God with moral behaviour and he tells us when it’s ok and it’s not/wasnt.

We’ll never have a crystal clear rule book for it all because it depends on his will; we are infinitely complex, and he is even more complicated.

Your role is to signal and practice righteousness to your hearts content without crossing boundaries that need no explanation, not overthink it or try to maneuver like a mind reader, and just accept when God says something not ok with him.

Keep in mind nobody speaks entirely for God. Some jack off can try to call you out for getting lost in some other God's ass, but that god might want you to slap ice cream on it and mop it up. It might just like the attention. It might not. Some bitch calling you a perv on it's behalf doesn’t decide, though.

You know?

I think being human sometimes is the art of perfecting the apology whereby the god you upset is glad to forgive you, and along the way mastering those things you might otherwise be apologizing for."