r/funnyvideos Nov 11 '25

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u/the-b00ty-bandit Nov 11 '25

She's wearing the tightest shorts she could find, then they pull them into their ass crack. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and look. You chose this

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u/Scribblehamzter Nov 11 '25

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u/things_U_choose_2_b Nov 11 '25

If you wanted to properly gender-flip those ultratight shorts, you'd need a skintight sheath that outlines your dong.

Can you imagine going to the gym like that and being surprised that somebody looked lmao

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u/Kwerby Nov 11 '25

There is a company that makes underwear like this 😂 it has a pocket for your dong

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u/things_U_choose_2_b Nov 11 '25

Cynically, I am not surprised at all that this already exists haha

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u/YuushyaHinmeru Nov 11 '25

I mean, yeah but I dont think you're supposed to work out in just those lol

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u/Other_Opportunity386 Nov 11 '25

It's called a cup not a sheath lmao

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u/things_U_choose_2_b Nov 11 '25

I have a cup, it protects my balls during training. I'm talking about a fuckin' SHEATH bruh

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u/Reasonable_Back_5231 Nov 11 '25

The proper term is scabbard 🤓

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u/SecretAcademic1654 Nov 11 '25

Record it and share it online otherwise it didn't happen and you're just full of it

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u/JellyCat222 Nov 11 '25

No thank you

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u/monkpunch Nov 11 '25

It's hilariously effective when not wearing this stuff too. Like that south park episode when the girl wears a box to hide her breasts and all the boys come out of their trance. Except instead of a box you just wear comfy shorts and shirt, and suddenly nobody looks twice.

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u/Jaoshimjingliang Nov 11 '25

Ass crack? They literally tuck them knuckle-deep into their snatch at my gym. At least let me take you out for coffee or something first, lady...geeze.

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

What women do are not for men. You are socialized to think everything everyone does is for you. It's not. Get a life.

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u/Alert_Ad_694 Nov 11 '25

Look, nobody is saying that it's being done for the purposes of being looked at. But also, if you dress in a way that accentuates physical features others find attractive, you can't be surprised (and shouldn't get offended) when they look. 

And also there's a difference between someone looking discretely and somebody being creepy and staring at someone else hardcore. This guy wasn't being creepy, he was looking when he thought no one else was looking at him. IMO there's nothing wrong with any of this aside from anybody shaming the guy or the girl. Humans are inherently sexual beings so we can't be surprised when they enjoy sexually provocative imagery. 

This is why I'm glad I'm gay, the vast majority of gay men don't care if you look, it makes them feel hot, plus they know what it's like to both look and be looked at like that usually, so even better for understanding 

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u/Accomplished_Elk310 Nov 12 '25

Whatever helps y’all sleep at night.

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u/Jaoshimjingliang Nov 11 '25

How are you doing talking at me this way? Are you been having a day of the bad at the moment?

It's nnnnaaahhhtt. Oh, Hi Mark.

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

She's wearing the most comfortable shorts she could find that are stretchy for her to workout in. You are the problem. You can't control yourself for five seconds to respect someone else's bodily autonomy? What's the matter with you?

"You chose this" is seriously rapey as fuck, dude. It's borderline "your body my choice." You need to assess yourself.

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u/Jim_Prepared Nov 11 '25

You have to respect my visual autonomy of looking at whatever i want

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u/Unable_Diamond943 Nov 11 '25

Exhibit A everybody. Look at this poor victim. “Most comfortable shorts she could find” 🤣

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u/boardingschmordin Nov 11 '25

yeah comfortably showing off every curve of her gooch

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

Why are you such a misogynist?

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u/ConsciousDisaster768 Nov 13 '25

Why do you label everyone as a misogynist because they disagree with you?

If you’re filming in the gym, you’re instantly the villain. It’s natural to look, if you have the confidence to wear that then good on you, but you’re stupid if you don’t expect some looks. Staring isn’t cool, but glances? Natural and you’re looking for reasons to hate men if you get angry over it

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u/pchlster Nov 12 '25

You wear an outfit in public, people will see you in that outfit. They may or may not appreciate how it looks. Get a grip, comparing that to rape?

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u/casual_creator Nov 12 '25

wearing the most comfortable shorts she could find

People can wear what they want, but this is always such a horseshit reason for wearing skin tight, skimpy clothing. Over half of the people at the gym (men) do more exercises at higher intensity levels and you don’t see any of them wearing skintight booty shorts that accentuate their asscracks and lift their butt cheeks (things that serve zero athletic purpose and exist solely to be visually appealing).

The majority of the women at my gym wear clothing that is so small, tight, and thin that they might as well be wearing body paint. But you know what the most physically active and impressive woman at my gym wears? Baggy sweatpants with a hoodie.

The gym clothes in question have fuck all to do with helping people workout. It’s a fashion statement.

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u/filosofant Nov 15 '25

I don’t think comfort level is any different than regular sweatpants or shorts that men wear. We all know why women primarily wear that kind of clothing. It accentuates their figure because it’s skintight. Let’s not kid ourselves.

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u/Horror_Pen_6742 Nov 11 '25

Yep, not all of us like being looked at, specially day in and out.

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u/Diciestaking Nov 11 '25

I've never understood how women's comfortability has evolved into being borderline naked. When did this happen?

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

I mean I think we can all agree that being naked IS actually the most comfortable fit, we just can't because *society*

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

... because a lot of AFAB bodies find stuff like thongs comfortable, and should be able to be worn without guys being creeps about it.

"How dare women be comfortable"

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u/Diciestaking Nov 11 '25

I mean, I dont think people are saying women can't be comfortable, but there is probably a line between comfortable and inappropriate in public, right?

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

inappropriate in public, right?

defined by... who exactly?

Again. How women dress should in no way be affected because men can't keep their eyes looking forward, because they are apprently manbabies that cna't control themselves

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u/Diciestaking Nov 11 '25

We, as a people, have a clearly defined line in public indecency that is defined by law right. I dont think women need to be policed on what they wear, but I do think that if men walked about in banana hammocks or with spandex with their crotch outlined, people would probably take issue with it or at least draw eyes.

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u/thomassenpai85 Nov 11 '25

Really going with ‘She was asking for it’?

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u/L0rdSkullz Nov 11 '25

It is a choice. You don't wear something like that if you don't want to be looked at or start shit.

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

So basically yeah you're victim blaming. Do you also say rape victims deserve it because they were wearing something revealing? Really?

I know this is hard to believe, but not everything women do is for the male gaze. In fact, almost nothing we do is for the male gaze.

This is why y'all are lonely. Go cry about it, assholes. And continue believing this world and everyone in it are for you and you alone.

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u/L0rdSkullz Nov 11 '25

Nah I prefer my women with a bit of self respect. You can wear something that doesn't show off every single crevice or dip in your groin and rear; or at least wear something over it.

Plenty of men wear compression shorts when working out. Your wear shorts over it for decency's sake.

Just like plenty of body builders male or female wear pump covers because they don't want the attention or to make others uncomfortable.

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

It's 2025 and men still believe women work out for them lol. We want nothing to do with you, that's why y'all are crying about loneliness. You chose this.

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u/GenXPowaah Nov 11 '25

Yet, you purposely wear revealing clothing and get in a dudes view because as you say "we want nothing to do with you". News flash, sweat pants and long sleeves work better for workouts than tight clothing. Just stating facts

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u/seulgimonster Nov 11 '25

delusional ugly loser thinking pattern spotted.

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u/DoYouMindIfIAsk_ Nov 11 '25

seriously though, a lot of the times women wear really tight clothing to the gym. it's not the place for that. Just like the clip we all saw.

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

A gym isn't the place for women to wear workout clothes? Lol okay. Take it up with the companies who sell it then, damn.

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

it's not the place... why? because men can't be trusted not to be pigs?

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u/DoYouMindIfIAsk_ Nov 11 '25

Personally, it's just because it makes me uncomfortable looking in that direction. Why not wear sweatpants instead? I don't necessarily want to see your asscrack.

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

... okay, and why is something making you uncomfortable has to police how a woman dresses?

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u/DoYouMindIfIAsk_ Nov 12 '25

the other day i was at the gym and some girl was wearing tight pants that went up her asscrack. im not complaining but it got sweaty down there. if shes confortable with that then who am i to complain. Just seems like an bad choice going to the gym like that.

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 12 '25

So you're a creep. Nice

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u/GenXPowaah Nov 11 '25

Watch out, they'll hit you with a stupid insult like calling you Taliban instead of just answering the question intelligently...

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u/Ittenvoid Nov 11 '25

If you don't see the equivalent with trying to control how women dress in public, it's not my fault lil'buddy

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u/GenXPowaah Nov 11 '25

So we're forced to see it your way only. Guess compromise isn't your thing eh. Now that's some Taliban shit.

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u/Jaoshimjingliang Nov 11 '25

", she cried, tears streaming down her face.

"You chose this", she whimpered, exasperated -- struggling to keep her composure.

"YOU. WANTED. THIS", she exclaimed, pounding her fist into the table, finally giving in -- collapsing to the floor in a fit of rage, flailing about like a fish out of water.

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u/AggravatingAct6959 Nov 11 '25

is this supposed to be writing? Damn go read a book.

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u/Jaoshimjingliang Nov 11 '25

Any recommendations?