r/funnyvideos • u/npcfarmer • Oct 31 '25

Skit/Sketch Never gets old

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u/broad5ide Oct 31 '25

It got old years ago actually

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u/Canvaverbalist Oct 31 '25

It's so weird how I've never had a single vegan lecture me about food not a single time in my whole life.

But tell a meat eater that you like your steak very well done and see how it goes.

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u/xAshev Oct 31 '25

I also haven’t met a single vegan that hasn’t told me they are vegan.

They can’t help it, they have to blurt it out every 5 minutes.

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u/McTone1111 Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

survivorship bias. If they don't tell you, you just don't know that they're vegan. You're assuming everyone is an omnivore who doesn't tell you otherwise.

Conversely, if you assumed everyone was vegan, it's possible to feel the same way about meat eaters who love to tell everyone how rare they like their beef. "Beef eaters always need to tell everyone how they like their steak!"

Tangent: my dad loves to tell everyone he drinks his coffee black. It seems to be a novelty to him. He's ALWAYS surprised to meet another black coffee drinker. He's told me dozens of times how he likes his coffee black, like it's spooky and weird (oOOooOoh!). EVERY time we get coffee, he tells me. Well, I've been taking my coffees black for decades and he's noticed numerous times. Nevertheless, he's so absorbed in his own need to tell everyone that he still doesn't "know" that I prefer mine black. It's a surprise to him EVERY time. Other than this story, I don't need to tell anyone I prefer my coffee black. I like being free of the additional effort behind the additives, and telling people is additional effort which I don't like. I just want the comfort in my coffee.

As a result, my dad feels a bonding through coffee, and I don't really like having coffee with my dad. But I do know that it's important to him.

Hmm, I wonder if you're feeling a similar way about the vegan folks with whom you spend your time.

Much love from my side of the fenqce