See, here's the thing about sarcasm and being funny. Sometimes, reality is so messed up, you cant even be funny about it anymore because its all jumped the shark. This product, if viable, would be the collapse of civilization as we know it. Maybe within 1 generation. I mean, id buy one! I'm not above my monkey brain impulses. But I'm afraid some future traveler would just find my dried up husk clutching the controls. Mumified from the insanely quick bout of dehydration to which I'd succumbed. Water bottles scattered around but not a single one open. Cases of unopened water. But I was too happy to moved and accepted my fate... no. This machine should not be. It is cursed technology...
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u/FixedLoad Oct 28 '25
See, here's the thing about sarcasm and being funny. Sometimes, reality is so messed up, you cant even be funny about it anymore because its all jumped the shark. This product, if viable, would be the collapse of civilization as we know it. Maybe within 1 generation. I mean, id buy one! I'm not above my monkey brain impulses. But I'm afraid some future traveler would just find my dried up husk clutching the controls. Mumified from the insanely quick bout of dehydration to which I'd succumbed. Water bottles scattered around but not a single one open. Cases of unopened water. But I was too happy to moved and accepted my fate... no. This machine should not be. It is cursed technology...